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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVF31pAytP
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTclVMjDrU
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrni6m9Ex9M
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAyGNfHFOD
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1jGMY75MO
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2yY5sSjUE
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSBXgyIAFL
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXUYdl2NV5
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5Yv1SYJDO
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxwCEkCHqY
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw4TQxZXPs
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17za2f8oJY
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1F5y4wWki
當我想返入房時。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0IGEtVTfu
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPOklMJ5dl
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC4b5N63iE
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQz4uWOZWe
仆街啦…233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ANRp1FlfV
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我：[係…呀…]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVAnapImtd
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老婆：[食乜呀？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteBoKsACGq
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hrPaA7Klr
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrddRJPgq95
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYnsOMN05Q
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMsTGPzS1t
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73ABrl66ab
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iloakt7Ts
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghuzcyMBwa
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3hOut1DuP
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZvSzMV5na
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7tNd2T9WE
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP7eHutws3
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FrE35iX59
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssGNurXB2E
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr66RRP549A
唉，又乜呀…233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLgft0abF6
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgKukjUnv3
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA054CVIdx
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係唔係玩野呀…233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iMyaS0c4C
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFa7zOMDKM
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYvoYURiwB
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IiYY8i1Ax
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQZcwnbVap
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkRAt36Whi
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLKAH5Rm2O
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ3FAD5Sep
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c8mlErCOL
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjMLQY3VgS
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBW6x9mRjZ
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樂敏：【好一般。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuNqV9D3gT
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV6q4jb46d
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60ZB0zMJOt
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2nNUcJ2CN
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy9mNArhLO
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle3BjJUQP2
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKrQyZfTYO
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfjJqvRo7A
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkRkCOJRKQ
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LYkqLgdyx
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghySTw6K9V
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCjhKQCh20
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlURdTL7im
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我：【吓…】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAHnM2MXhr
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDtTjxZuHG
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dSYqltW0O
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7L7xcaCgl
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrWkKdgnpp
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlmjBYW2hc
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT21z88L0b
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sPGHFHBP9
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4hkIxiGnw
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1BAhe8ATF
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20QV1XCTfN
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCnIYTYR3U
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTUfzkV337
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTPDfzJaqB
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDajdxlWu63
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66XCt7X1Tp
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc9HAURYkt
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1iZay4OVO
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQA1tt83t2
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOhW4mXGxa
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGTIvCsAt7
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJtkjOIYak
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XLRhEywxe
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwRDaPuqq7
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspudkKlOil
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0OXz1bzdG
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKJvYCouGB
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxQzDU2QFc
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樂敏：【嗯。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLvgRdamE4
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGKj8yQO5h
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CJvmLY5sv
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXiM4Hupsu
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我：【咁佢現在點？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAWORKlQbb
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIKitWFzeX
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm37Wc2iXy4
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB64sRkTeQ
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzx9NmyDuV
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4bsM0gNFE
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBBjRh7rgE
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ386QUHoBRO
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcBudJhghS
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAXrb6GLf2
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwfykPlbTl
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4iBJIYyEb
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwhJn5Kj3S
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8suCXWHxK
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAFhuBBI4g
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI224eHyXW
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4brsfTKJgr
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMDmayo9B9
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvPrHtpD6O
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD5SjGVole
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbda19zklUn
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoPgqEEAQx
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