第四回 情人287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnIO304SF8
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydEtb6f3bX
究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftVAODD6A3
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uHFhsiwnj
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg56WhpH3ws
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtPwXR6AFF
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ2S7Yy8lf
咁人妻玩app呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaQJgYXBfy
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUeoHy9met
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRmvOMKmue
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV1Cu7FTSo
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBwEhgH8Ab
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgrhsRtGT9
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblhSmM39dn
由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLzi2mcZGD
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrSDGzvpm6
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTatfH4JltH
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1HaqbNV2c
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsW2VtEPkk
等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz9ZUH9FrG
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpvgeT2JSY
見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1NaPymj9N
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadBnvMVDAK
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpLdn4eXTL
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReOivNtJX7
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Duqurp0h
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z296TCPlV
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWT2M78o81
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2rN65J24K
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b5KzMncZy
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEkAzcQrX8
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK28Ok24Uz7
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB5vuknej9
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUAcvmSG2x
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe5uDJsXbr
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYoYUkSgVV
我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFGx1tUg4x
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nrPiwt4Jo
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokkidj7slM
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH3yx2iwBZ
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybH8ratQdw
一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27hS7WMq6H
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOpFZTDxKg
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDQMMbJA4c
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ekoFH7GDF
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJBy15TqKv
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFwqk8Bhpx
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPA1mShYzs
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pvY0GVcJX
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY6ktz7xFr
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJNu2CX3o8
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx3RSzAx4B
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p4nzWIACL
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0EQh3UksK
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYBVKV2Jem
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme2NNkHDrU
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s4giy0Opy
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ5oDxaqJO
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHdovsn5vf
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58p6qI5b9Q
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWATwR2o1r
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas4vPKEru6
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VWxc8Bo2K
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREwqIa4Uvh
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBkyunWob4
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7Qj8HadCN
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MtK0ZBOUG
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRsLJoakSx
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSemR9pChh
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgFvLt0B58
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya5ZMpn8SF
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KAJvi2TXb
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mEQLVr1x5
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlGYFm7Jwl
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYAGVKEv2w
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9S5uY161K
我：[做乜咁問？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVpNTMxh6E
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbWR5mpAOs
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EDFTiJdFM
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRukQCUi4F
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kQCvNm3gf
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ilpODOJxK
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmASsd9L4wK
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWIvCMYM1I
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9YNmXmFFt
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzalvxS1eiQ
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHjxvRUwjB
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDFyexBJBj
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GVre8zzzF
我：[點解呢？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeLyWBVxf5
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPlHbqwk0I
囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPgcYq5mAW
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbkmsnUWxh
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEdLRnVUUQ
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8xFlY1coM
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgSYlfoj5T
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXlcfkxiFs
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LP2SQQTRw
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2YYBrEqZ9
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow9PUS6v7L
囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiM8Q705wB
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FAW7L8kkY
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTd8ySdacb
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosYKzHPA5R
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxwhK6B8BY
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXov0cl3fXW
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzDhEUCZgj
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA6lOV9Jw7
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18J5eyTyah
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8mNJCdfFI
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPgFAl5OaP
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4Dld0oYf3
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Oupl3EULu
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc8gyd9LdK
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoIqOJw8Iw
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu13Morr3JO
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJteV4H8Pl
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWDpUG55rg
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4grxixhWNz
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppeDdd5bwW
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzDvhKFGWP
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqL3sSnj2R
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHnbbXwgVW
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fxd2hv503
個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPOZjIkMl9
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63HjqE5m4h
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0j5L7VQaS
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKkw7VY3qy
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrQ5KYFtVn
我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcZFPqzKTf
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXcUhlgSZX
我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG0gm3vYxu
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy24JrVqE1
食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mb6zoHM0B
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBsSY6xg82
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pEgyZ43NZ
~未完待續~287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7U2YeFSm5
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6se2VFTO0
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr01btx1suB
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