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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dBFQZxZxG
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4sxJpNkh2
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPfF4FwhYK
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf0LmOHp8h
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZWKAROiXT
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooJ6EK2jY8
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZs0pb7ICF
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJs1TAYLbd
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsczD4Y44fg
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwhQH6LRMe
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIpeILucyh
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIMFyrfepN
當我想返入房時。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmofdevOh9w
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWWMkcfS8X
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLnJtng1Um
仆街啦…405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo22HBTbce8
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我：[係…呀…]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWbl1ggsNx
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老婆：[食乜呀？]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zGO1niWhv
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uAWSkkj9N
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfonBJf0mRf
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlLnodU9yb
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj5FZ5DXCJ
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhcZeFqBlt
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SzWaSd5KF
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxVEh0ViYg
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNaQgga2Oq
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD58f6m7JiZ
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZdgCmNNd4
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNshhqV6oF
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3OJgon7ao
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX04dBL3aJ
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z2zJ8NpDz
唉，又乜呀…405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtbqUl9uIs
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpRoM6iK35
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYjrElE0BZ
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係唔係玩野呀…405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQWmaUd9JL
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3aGl73HJr
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwwWF10FL1
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0CdP7HUNi
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxOEpbuolc
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpDYADDWaQ
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIUogifhaP
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQdYUglG1o
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV8mh0WJYN
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjDVE8fGOa
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rJsuEJvMT
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樂敏：【好一般。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNWB31ZVbi
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUycENnYMhc
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE6L3Exnf9
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWCIEUCqYy
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRVDuTYdNj
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKNqBBCVbQ
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JJ7GgqnHN
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkwG5i45ZS
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50F5uF5Rok
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CDlzk1bfl
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITUWtNbeEV
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B2azljRFf
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMnOdfgMiR
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我：【吓…】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3FLiZEW6H
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafr9jXUET6
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK6rx49Loc
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8g6gJSCDP
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAej7vcJlMs
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiZheEm1qQ
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4qhVajYNb
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDMCVfqzjn
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsqt5w1HWk
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeVmga9lKW
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07dkiLmuJD
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kgMnpsLGy
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6JA2EO9v5
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX4z6gqsEr
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4mc82u0cy
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLq78LXeLl
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBbAQaYKyq
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2jJW7Xofs
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzttHdz7u7J
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWftuvrnNc
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLKEqizRhv
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmCT0jHtYi
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCcEaCGOGI
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlauI4CY7f
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz8wciAO0R
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtkHkSyxVM
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBd33HO12x
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8AYYmq5v4
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樂敏：【嗯。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Oeh80nRv6
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7f7DxaNlv
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5weaz8hAg
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72nzqjR5hz
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9QD8ONZPR
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv6P6xtBrd
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo2aHt8BQO
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH0mRHxYuM
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6wpGY6FNn
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfW6YhuPLq
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGiYakrtba
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfiQYqJ9ku
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBH7vjND72
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPoNIoruds
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFcKnm3LCN
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIO8ct2vaC
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOrPJAObgi
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2WIWLRCHU
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma1867uNnZ
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurGJzHO0em
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIDjhGGENb
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY0DS5UUg0
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel1WjzFH0o
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbrXwXSOmT
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXZxZtR6I1
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