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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u3AahAtbc
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGXx5EyHT8
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4errKQyyw
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ngakEz3I
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT3cCDAXXx
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALwaD9hDmN
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG8MZBL3f9
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqatirU2HS
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgJdIp4Gxc
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRNV7X6lyZ
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkt3Q0jqi9
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqh97ah8Fe
當我想返入房時。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV8DGawp07
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBOBayrme2
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTrTrM9kwd
仆街啦…299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3FZQe5PTe
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我：[係…呀…]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflukyXwaV9
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老婆：[食乜呀？]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb0vUAi4rt
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCpJr1OwLS
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp5bcazscm
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlwCMcWPiT
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCnDHBz4eo
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKA4kcKrfH
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGTwERdrxK
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXLmAhxcWa
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SDYVkD40k
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTtXdCc8FY
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IUF9M88Ko
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJtm2myext
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhZbCoJixg
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fz3ZcK5qL
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGx4VEQCvP
唉，又乜呀…299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa21srgLQlo
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0yH0SVUvY
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTaqChXtI9
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係唔係玩野呀…299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UOc1EagDZ
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDG7XxLFKJ
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5l79a6RIJ
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuwDJUuTkb
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eOGJFbjOZ
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8hSiJwL5q
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiVKyRxP3i
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe2fwMIha0
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MLegNCNHp
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsvp7mUqBE
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcecCbtww6h
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樂敏：【好一般。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ1A8670a4
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINM7ThHKQw
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpBamLhK1Y
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneKKOD0kQG
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsohGuQWdCb
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUIooEulI6
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfoNM2szYO
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATi3u88rBS
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhhfMG3ezu
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1JFXc1QYc
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0H6L3GJil
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWcszHU0ZQ
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAPK21W5nD
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我：【吓…】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT9Yg4IGEn
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWScZtFkRD
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxu6vvo9eE
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH7sGxA63o
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwFi8qA2Gi
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98mGbd9MaA
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1elzVN1rBE
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjTqTW0Uow
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9ZKEf4UZ6
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyTnFpaD1i
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbX9ZXJaot
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VSkELAs49
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TnYbQi0OW
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk2MZ97Hiz
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2znhVrAAS
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgdD7UoARa
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xgLn8yjio
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsVbVaS1LZ
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZrgnRrC4e
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpbu6gPRLB
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkko5qKZmI
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yrpt1M0RJ
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuF9QRxex9
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNK0XOOVMl
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsasZqmX9XF
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdZq2VLgKr
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb92SqmFSf
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOdNCKlIEn
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樂敏：【嗯。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemLXyuYMLT
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMu6OGTay3
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S6KOzg2ht
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBf6ymV14B
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我：【咁佢現在點？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjKzm1XN4b
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9wCw8aGis
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPmcxiKBCt
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6uQagFolu
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7EUt1KuBN
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LH2xhbi7l
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntTpb4oN6w
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnKF2vt91K
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGutdPYtUsO
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iz4K9DVGv
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ny89vJmRU
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvbOIThAkH
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeaTA7kQh5
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKvWacCSEx
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHErwarqqF
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY14wbXZKs
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv0gSVzaeF
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1pHmxeN76
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76W7OO92iU
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcSy7JAmQc
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvbTsbyfzG
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamFHqrxNPQ
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