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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HWBXEt2DS
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqo1uCApXx
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbJUx3vgc0
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrswXrVKy9
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkngRTwlgLN
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOD2w6J8v8
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX52KW2X9Up
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQtuWs9WBc
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJYfnduNSs
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF6jGuHKc7
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQajH71nYd
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Mdnv4mSd
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRhErGFNmK
當我想返入房時。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWYHND7y1B
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs6GvIFzcE
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU9AETuOnr
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQjUlh7pv7
仆街啦…217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw2uRbHK2v
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我：[係…呀…]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhwBypLtnv
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老婆：[食乜呀？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TphXCQEnY
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sTxmwf8Vx
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde4YaNj0iY
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5ykcY65tW
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cphpz4Z8z
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPlvKSjY01
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LGDlV86qk
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8ilb68ErT
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV53ozveXun
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCywr7qaFnU
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1CxxQqJC0
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIejCG5XuuT
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs93gub0Oy
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMdEHLWUYX
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNzVxWfNol
唉，又乜呀…217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNfuwUtq4z
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jwdCIdjlc
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDtKq3IG0O
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係唔係玩野呀…217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlKIoWLabI
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8iUo3IhWS
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyXPeEzFQT
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65R8TiVeuc
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwrb9Tb6WW
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzX9Z1efmM
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI93URS1JHf
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJwWIJG8Z1
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEUF6eBRwl
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfWN6DBDx7
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9SaM2pRir
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樂敏：【好一般。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sFqJn1Ped
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHCiCY8Qlk
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpLJleD4Jw
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYytcnz9VC7
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYo0y3uLYV
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb6Q8d7dKd
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP8FTU0Hta
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadGyqZWIdO
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46j2aRTJDK
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRiecKS2ck
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywwThVe3Hf
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRmID2s1w8
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡienJ6lk0zf
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我：【吓…】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCkMz3MKBJ
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsHupmRGpu
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7OXvYUgVi
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy1S9rrvDZ
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNHI8keSzV
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmCEeonoFI
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPzbmBjRPI
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo9JkxH5iV
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI6nSmGJPT
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKiGmb8ka4
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ApZk7z6s2
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6bLOj7gOy
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSvpT0RT61
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurW7g6EVZn
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBf0qD870q
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrl6w8INh9
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlY60mOahQ
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDvK3rlyXY
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zpPFAB8YX
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsxR9UlLB1
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfNRmjtUFP
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pgxr0XgL1
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FB4A0mwEb
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ2U618fhi
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7CNqPsFEj
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd1RWEHJ0j
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShcvTxLfin
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlGV9EBVFL
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樂敏：【嗯。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7CKLYqqvg
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjReXi2ugg
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqilOLRmc0
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXs8MEN7Sb
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我：【咁佢現在點？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVipGWZ7x4X
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHxRGXDao1
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0APpEMMGbq
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILUsTOBLsb
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvNSpTXUKz
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBQLiZfr6o
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEyQJcyENS
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZtWiKNiJL
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7DI385Y7N
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcOwbZW8TD
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNeGX1PbId
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmG3un9aaD
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh80ljk2lG
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq61g3aZoF
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT9YyOVwS0
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOMk3sQHVb
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuIupLrZS6
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixkjl1kiAV
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8ebgQpJ4B
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbD78BrMDD
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN7qwS46xI
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEsYyTR1HT
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