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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRTdrankqC
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7W9jwz4f9
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqytCIvZxz
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQBQmrOFOl
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a57T7UGIr
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BenmRtSuD
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wswFgxG1F
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wgjUXO89u
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScYLqHJZP0
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyid5yIa3t
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjfHMCf182
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFaUGMm2f1
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfRu8AqkII
當我想返入房時。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM3NvpHzua
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSm3kT79RT
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodjp4IrDaI
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4hstbuJg9
仆街啦…388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaN9ZAamhI
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我：[係…呀…]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98ADqZj0Q2
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老婆：[食乜呀？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5HeLjJnX5
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SM3AqLDy1
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF17SX9O5j
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKPqXO7Rke
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvGYYxAugx
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdQin7U8U0
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0gYTCjcym
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQAM7wVboN
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgrGZqcBnR
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHW4avsiCx
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm8Sg6vSMX
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXfFFPCZ84
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCTTHtWf2C
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnCtaFGc5a
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YL70SDyE1
唉，又乜呀…388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY01umJKqV
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6tfOi7RZM
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pOd9KZSMe
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係唔係玩野呀…388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wekNK05LG
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q2ird6xVU
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglpgG3lY1z
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwUIHTNFhM
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGOrjh2hiK
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM0acmvC51
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfB6FMKEwB
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fV8dv61YS
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV6MZIOFmn
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnVnCppOx3
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuemslJDEd
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樂敏：【好一般。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0JTcFsUmV
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TUEwA4on7
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIO2dWXX0p
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVAM0zAMfG
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk4Wb1Nfs6
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUx561KkBp
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1wWHEvWlD
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOJJuvpsAE
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoKtKFmr3F
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCrwQ32nzo
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6O8KtaMT4
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcvlqk3mKP
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJiqYKr4Jj
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我：【吓…】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj2xw45UpR
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRQdMe7G1n
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJimTmAHDF2
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FUfCH12FE
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjyK8UUyAL
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN10HqyKrZr
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvM0zr4sKp
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKMT0l7MF5
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB4wSN0XkG
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKBHCHqelw
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLh1mLhVQL
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoayYTxo4K
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIBs2nhTvh
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUtsGd5NYP
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvfq1QyjsZ
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fUEbIPVA0
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphBLpH8Q9x
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJmtHJA18Y
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkNgw3n7bB
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2wV1plcP7
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfsQeIjhSW
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7hC1g084H
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXo2MbjVKN
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxQqob0ZSO
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRkipkkZfB
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlnloGUPL5
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENvLO4N40o
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfHQlAxX0a
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樂敏：【嗯。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46mqxuqt9n
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIJnFt8TNK
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8bXHwdgdm
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1ksvkYHFi
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我：【咁佢現在點？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zSiJ4ed9K
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo1geRkNLb
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6GN2TxQ05
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdSpuMuF2R
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswT0mdwMHm
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3YtVG5rNw
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE3brQHeup
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcboXOQcuk0
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4zyLqHtea
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvkec2BVty
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW3yJf1eXQ
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSmIlhM0cE
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg17C659VK
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6xVPLxOXS
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqP4ki5bHI
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH89QodXy7
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf9pDFL17V
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkyNdGeium
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvxNgTTcxm
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2uYSK1Uo4
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyvObiIXRE
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u4Q6nxW2E
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