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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeKK38n7Qr
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej6yJhd73M
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm1J2Vxwu4
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvD8KxwDbz
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNzHG0YcRY
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kVwCiAtUQ
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluXV6CqcLW
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3YF2sbXhE
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYgT8U5Pr8
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCExRS2h0Q
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B3n71vUJd
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ub7Zkblv9
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy28OGIjyTD
當我想返入房時。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVQr7L5jHH
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrFU9VjtgR
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB12UYek62q
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalZnr7TDm5
仆街啦…304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6RCNOuknE
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我：[係…呀…]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDKuwQ7FR2
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老婆：[食乜呀？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vYI5GzTMw
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht3ONWX1Gp
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOApqSPaGrN
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMTw1ROkE2
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hiS3RHZyL
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4vrnRhkpc
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYsq5cjzdg
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXCcFltqs1
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1poyLAZrv
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRZ9HAa9MA
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28EIrPeeIX
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDhcpFQcf9
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2S1tDh9L0
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9dMBc8qSI
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnfGqr9Y8q
唉，又乜呀…304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkNjeXar2N
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXbfLjjnJv
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFx0CIl7Ko
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係唔係玩野呀…304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYG1m001rl
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB8AknFGOq
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfnxmi6x7e
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p2A4PAC5i
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFek8Kr8V8
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHweeuaHzH
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LMcoOohm5
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8YRDkbHPw
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KZXU5AIiI
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDXOeoac76
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekEXAHEgK4
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樂敏：【好一般。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme7L52aQdB
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHQCH1Nnsm
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JGhGNqSKw
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxTkFRSZqh
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiIStuJ60U
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPFQK3sXdt
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxP1O1eqIw
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIBTCdgr1W
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMMXzbI8mq
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbaJRQQeH6
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8p29Zrg6r
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv2mHT2n92
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiaoUyxNUw
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我：【吓…】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVIL84FoCQ
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04T6Ibubkb
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BbSCb6n94
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTW9InSP8l
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR1rbbIWlH
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdhwnurmG2
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntI5Rrchny
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQUESGxIm9
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFShbAye8p
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAskqnK2KSU
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzIWPsc3xg
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnDQYRnMJB
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJSm3MsFXK
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8Ok63O1lS
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvpOd90lri
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgUsUdZnMU
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUhVxkWxf9
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj8oqQ5AVs
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQR5ELJIc3
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoSnJui5pj
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkTNKAuDhI
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GvV44ciyQ
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJSS8Fhn2m
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlnZIoyRey
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfD5mFxLM0
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqbBmt9Zrl
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp972RK2fd
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4OrRKsBCQ
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樂敏：【嗯。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRbpAIJI2s
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ3397kqoj
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56EWAwxuSe
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRZhhAGUu2
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我：【咁佢現在點？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg9U3AbpCK
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DoRnCUbEC
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o8JPKi0HA
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lH8RdseFx
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mjaeWr2tn
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFMKSUebqO
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupf9c8TVFh
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRAzTH4BBI
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGuJNQlsoN
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77LbJUVbg7
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ce5muUjZ4
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDAgivj2HM
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN4SrvYXH1
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXVwls2Xge
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT15YH3i3s
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxW4SPUJhx
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EuPcAVwGo
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapcGLO5zPs
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyu5Iks9T6
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSBdZfWhGZ
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPT6OuzFXC
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCTi6LBAzB
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