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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmMdIOlx5P
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKphzM8rMO8
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MFX7j8mWA
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每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY4IoHBM8m
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUflepfHIh
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgke1iQlvzq
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmydRq7LtA
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKfymbX5s0
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Ft07Uvo1
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7rJk33het
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XJuEKopEu
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12cyNxAKM7
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkQCb3fjoy
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jUQlhxrWn
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佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUwjOv2Sp7
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaBFJihPiy
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YtOEv2Wlm
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcTbZ9XM8s
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI4xi9qntC
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhecwTU5uJ
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoU5FXvRpr
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57rBugl7UU
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76JufdAGdF
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Capv9lsH3
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6utjMnlo7
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw7xKZD7v9
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAsGXfkyoc
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eI3kVCtfc
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUENUTn1YP
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsMaCXBWcH
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOESkeff4j
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjei8LGP7h
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjXuBtURyo
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYtyvEAETY
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuHkJgeYc0
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQk8wg2vAj
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw0Rb2arQP
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia1QOIFv9i
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Maybo：[Ok。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEhDjumhlK
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqzp9IN68E
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHTuEsL8Rn
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpTvqXmVI9
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7LrDXA6X8
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QhWVH7yC6
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rq72Mjhh8
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZph0CihrY
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2UTola7AH
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYdm2mCrtU
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKoLv31hrc
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSsZvxpVMT
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknpnTybY8x
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCOeUewImz
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4Yfm0u1G4
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWionKF7bC
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