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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgg8xVVmE0
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMq1rnnZO4
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EwB3QcKgv
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnRW0dwVEs
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyldbbbcoEr
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbizAbE3Sj
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r9Kjq12hT
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBZXozJQbF
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5UcpHHLUy
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK648f49NIc
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU9YmXZuLI
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqbvOSdGvl
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxYxj5PfEa
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我問：【乜水呢架？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcuX9QUdMd
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTXe9BYW2w
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxGoHPuLoT
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GzCn1vogU
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP0mgKniA9
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Maybo：【有呀。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrfnMtUgjG
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ239tgFKDE4
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TuJfNhsjT
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM2Pi25t7q
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0V6JFZUXD
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNNKvHSyDO
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdtY2319aK
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqBWnGMtxI
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2gBuxmVCv
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBlErA7P0c
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QK8n8ETxs
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bqsmVVz9u
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWJAZPpuq9
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6w3CcWTup
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWA0AbX3vN
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnMaWnb5ad
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl9wUjArQG
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tjlEQ4vNt
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUxXkLSFqZ
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wOPL7FDgL
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAC9VnOkqJ
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我：【無言。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUMEDG6zTB
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzijmlSrmLA
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCrEQ5IpbB
我：【又乜野呢架？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrZB3t4XoW
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqRTeojLVA
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXmMxcKCuF
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ61UqmVXdG
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO5psrz6Jr
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4S2XYcp87
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXpuNhjBu0
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyc5ZI4PaE
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrAsz0J2N2
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFt2TmgoPC
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlGzmrxtBS
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3POdeBWfb
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT33qtrO5xC
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B7l8G7fSd
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNCZOr3m8J
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我：【OK。】269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1U0RtPi5W
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70NsW2clf9
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSKbyIVTlZ
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId4tI1jL8c
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMwQmEOJrL
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAuwg57w2V
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCFsIu0dNR
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBoHstSgAg
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFeWwQ4Tdz
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWrdtQ8Tuv
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv2rE9s9VG
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAw6K9beYY
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFwa9Bi6sj
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSlFhhUxpc
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu8QpyTkMn
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Bm9APkOj
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印巴：[真係唔該晒。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylgVYQZ6PX
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibCyzIXizW
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句：[你地…請唔請人呀？]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlxHVlr9ib
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVhUkxLmTy
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印巴：[你？]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxg4nluadc
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我：[係呀，我講真架。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4axVsj98c1
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqykYaxbbV
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdktrV3jbr
印巴對住我講：[你等一陣。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbVLqCCRd4
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQAKnLftyR
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqhuAAHlqW
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBFO0bn8Qy
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpneth1sNlI
我：[唔緊要啦。都預咗。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyLrhdO9e1
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印巴：[無法，唔到我話事。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L8I2kjvaJ
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我：[唔該你，係呢，剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNiEjE8g08
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印巴諗咗一諗話：[你唔會想知。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYgWs7umOQ
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqelYlPOEZY
就係我準備走時印巴問：[你怕唔怕辛苦？]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEg03qHRQG
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我：[有乜野辛苦得過無錢。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiGBMG33nX
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印巴：[咁你留個電話比我，有工開我call你。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpka7CWcOe
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我：[好呀。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKjbFiSzDx
於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufLv3YFxUi
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印巴：[你叫我亞默。]269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VYwGDBAvX
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就係咁，我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEr4s2uF9O
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~未完待續~269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVY9OjDHTB
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