賤男人周記 - 第五回幾分傷心幾分痴

第五回幾分傷心幾分痴231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4j2S7j2HW
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXynyWmXRn
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAP2jHMrLH
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xHxEmZWqE
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cxkroT5eF
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NaeBw6Fff
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLqyQQN2fF
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYCkKkPaZb
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOG8aiAKqG
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQQTYxJwaF
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW0cqHtoEo
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr4nGxH5m3
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXYDrOLOCc
當我想返入房時。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkhsVzoNV1
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQQvyJcQj8
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMg3bFfJDN
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZdC49okcT
仆街啦…231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBTR6SOqR9
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我：[係…呀…]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvahHCCWt8
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老婆：[食乜呀？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbr4aFZqNy
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP60W0vU95
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdEiNbQYjP
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY3xXpvoTK
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnRrQTKlmo
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk9Mb7hn9W
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzypP96oaA4
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSYdAiV0ZE
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZryRcFHVCX
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn397M4Ayp3
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscR5D998Os
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQr7IefX2S
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzcKuMYczP
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmrPFeIjog
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqsIQ09vJC
唉，又乜呀…231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5goOoCz4t
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIt7BYTLFL
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuLSfN0Tbv
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係唔係玩野呀…231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYCQOgZkoa
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCLrVA8j7k
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVZsqRsd6z
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTTPBZFDMm
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebQbXc1NLQ
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqaqk40xCV
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFoXuUEhkZ
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxjyptDppO
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc8WRdWLGv
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu1FP63Na6
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6KpECpJmY
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樂敏：【好一般。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8mNBhdy9G
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9ZfK45xMM
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR7j5Ctwcz
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ6AM8qhKI
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9MxUuedlk
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaXmsk4gPI
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjT2pnRplz
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAMXOU8Dar
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x6yVq1to3
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpUN5lTPVT
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3o1llNz3Z
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiavpd5ejF8
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1vP6ctDNn
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我：【吓…】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMrcB8wAKJ
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA3GfY2jQm
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfikl477LnB
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJT0uH205C
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTWG5SUSTd
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliOHMSiqlD
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpakKQihlB
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlQ3IrsvYu
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpiT9sqfBu
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTuP1gC5ai
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4SUf5uEDZ
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2SWiIV54f
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLqWbxqzzW
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqNheR2o3g
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRZaLpTNdH
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8mUOayz1v
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN42I7IipFe
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3k5og0WIF
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxQJpDH5oM
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzknA3K9Pb
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEwskVfSDV
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWGUM4d74y
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uly7p1E3i
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rsasOgawP
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3NDRrDRtH
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaPKyvUN4G
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8UP5QWkiR
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUukn3vDFi
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樂敏：【嗯。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZfTVrbJ7E
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp6uqQr1bZ
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yUVc9vbj7
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG2zUi6jp0
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我：【咁佢現在點？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VSPspxyzj
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeF2kUfTzI
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwx0vI0ixw
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mz1qQ3Bq9
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QtEIaatFi
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnCHJ3TM9h
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0KQUDkNnq
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODDxXqUQqr
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA60okJXqcI
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3GWzJTnbM
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebIwpVuhWs
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FgvxgUfdy
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHD5oWNuvs
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iJ5JnQTbN
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BxaJP7GG2
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp9WKGBqA6
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuICUjoyWn
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajCUDZcxFL
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHRXjyKIjR
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrAQhgz0wi
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj4NRDUm83
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】231Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0aVRtmpCt
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