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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bSf6gZv9c
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5uJVPW2C3
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xh4meuvoB
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsdfdFWav9
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnGGrUbDgH
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSpImNfC6t
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPlPPJeh7Q
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz6S6zw6KU
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCs0KdfA1L
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d8gDUDd5g
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50Strb6qSr
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXcL6QmBL9
當我想返入房時。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QcHtFTo8w
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F9kQNGr8O
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdbeJxUgUi
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWNBAbF0VU
仆街啦…236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdzu47uncd
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我：[係…呀…]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Fs7H55NrK
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老婆：[食乜呀？]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbPpPed0F2
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2cYqea2dS
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiW3eVJeZI
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFzkQn6VEZ
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS114l4gou
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUWtY9nSME
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAeOrpLlnp
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlveVGId0H
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtKwMy1QL8
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxlF3Nk48u
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj6Ghk13pi
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dVvwQNfyj
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtthPMbBmHd
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDxmO3b4by
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2cZRn4L54
唉，又乜呀…236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6VxO0Htem
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu4wtmdUd8
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhPiTW8HTM
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係唔係玩野呀…236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh3tg7PH9E
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq88N3rKcpk
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELJ3L0ZFED
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFts5cg5r3
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAUYCdWN7e
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDUrjHWupy
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqxxoJz9rz
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n0y1nzY5O
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMof2ejNgnD
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrH74jCslA
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkxQvWzcLx
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樂敏：【好一般。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRGsM7yTrv
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zIIGEuVQZ
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJZ5wdVUB9
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTLJALfsUm
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUj3FoRKYY
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wbfgBbAFy
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyBBg6RxUH
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8M3ZmvTfs
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuP5F2xuab
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sv1Qpkd2u
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCzWmz1Exf
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLpdVsBGFH
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolQGBUXIl7
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我：【吓…】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU5uWfwqEG
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iwbMhYHcW
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyyCJvp9oF
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWsT073yST
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpGh702hdZ
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcCU1anfme
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrh2ZdlNA2
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcqZSWWKLu
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi5AeuK1q2
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAmYdujn6x
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCQmHeXMtV
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR1Meb1us1
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ML66ScVB
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDirHLZ5Av
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5CPAaWdP4
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHgoIkLJPP
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQx0h6DACJ
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ938rFlp6Io
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHbEqgIvCG
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNRVJiBCNa
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYpM8Gx6j7
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCSPWMW3oe
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeXpoQXA5B
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyUM5abBPb
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gWSEvq4cT
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojWhglwQab
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNLv6LfBe1
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVr2LBJhnr
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樂敏：【嗯。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqYu7lN10L
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSKVrX1T4K
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lB984KcJ2
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUANjoXXlJ
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我：【咁佢現在點？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hFOk9e4ug
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4FrnKp9NU
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt66CymvSd6
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeDh5ay43b
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeAkaVvb7F
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvF3GSqjCA
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC6NPabC4L
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbAFOswOkz
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVGi5slS4Y
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujhxL0c5IO
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0oT4ePVrM
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzid3EpwwGH
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkdVYGS41u
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S0Ipn81bE
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7RAjqmaDZ
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiFJrxKWUV
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGebfiHezCQ
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia1KR3KKRQ
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0d4AaL4ju
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg2INpoyY4
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRta0nCP2P
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfvT9JwzSa
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