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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMUMhac1Vg
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgOa1w1fbq
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhQaVGiXuZ
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodGfVbKI98
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE99EFbiQ6
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OVoAoOVgs
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8isRE6Em5m
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwu5Ox3AKs
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEnvVUwdG2
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD2i3g6UKw
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AqimMasyx
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz4Hkd8nXp
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqrO6ugaUR
當我想返入房時。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGubT3RJgfV
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TEd5CPTPM
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAXzQFvUDR
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY7TutM2mZ
仆街啦…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P7RVE4Y8d
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我：[係…呀…]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dZKP8rY1m
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老婆：[食乜呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUBMBM2W7d
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKckRAhs4Vl
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRgMcKjULl
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFumIGdZN2
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nc7yBJPs8
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBSmg3tSM6
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM4YrMe78H
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB0QTiuHKE
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f8NJ8FETy
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWhRhaUg4P
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG38FNM9hll
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrdRonfmI2
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejGUXxN7An
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv88OY4zRz
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qhzqWVhdu
唉，又乜呀…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6uKDM7dqS
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH13HviT82p
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe9Td23pYu
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係唔係玩野呀…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplchlNYcOH
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDW2q1ngkS
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm7giVz7Tn
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq2Rb3oZ8r
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNFDCfmqhD
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApLouaayTO
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w5nV4CF2Q
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecP3v1AlYE
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI4qIC8SY0
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUUTBooMR4
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWU54E2Fnx
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樂敏：【好一般。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWoVLuo1WK
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS34hdaqEC
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcfDSXh8eI
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74cYrPjBVb
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IwlSgOJB0
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jAVIQsGwz
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPj4zOEVMX
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPADBhuiF6T
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJIzQDYI5f
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvH6Sg5Y9z
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeapQJikSs9
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd62lzZC0zB
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeXo8npf2M
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我：【吓…】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ity1cDaUi
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb6vpwBtBa
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62tQtDB0kZ
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlINvu9wNYq
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ElWEa8w8a
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5rRibLYfH
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xFOjlaMTK
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fTLwAy8KZ
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9nXxjxNGT
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BhQ02ONiw
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51xQSFKiBe
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFC2Ogi8Ux
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpDOeF2IR7
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEttnSrQGxs
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wX0n9K7Tx
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmHLOODj6F
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrPA7J2t5O
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaVKKS3gIY
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0rKu6gl6m
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VLXR12ePO
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKXtyyE9tG
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeH6D0Xq5k
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTsgkJKKan
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp3gabstxC
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIwGww6siu
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKCnr0kHtd
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMibcY3aUV
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDp4K3r66k
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樂敏：【嗯。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgOLiwpyiC
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3Dr7bzi5V
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZYvV5CNex
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqNh4SsTq9
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我：【咁佢現在點？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmwKOQEod4
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFZqp4pENF
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dIhAWmJ69
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgJNlH51XF
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D5sBOqrJM
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWy4ik2f5q
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckp2z2PgDG
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwW2xuYYb4
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW98HBAMfhj
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucghPx3zDA
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlXDtAMiLm
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2o2AaBoGF
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4CbBEZQDT
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtTGZLbOnI
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W8LO0Gz58
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLdylQCTZC
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlwG3L1xze
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGyEEsYHfz
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F1pTayWLm
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qQjPqk6g2
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37zWfHK35B
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3oi5NPNzK
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？