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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCfrnLjOZf
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunAwGqUuKE
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW9XJKuq20
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhnLUZkmU2
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPo8o40WYw
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGycdvohQR
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3F8HWBClR
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyyj2IJNq8
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o38yEa9cb
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1iwzCZxZH
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzSevubSG2
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nlk05DG4P
當我想返入房時。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR8Zqy9Oyr
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6K8qaFyrR
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsxZs5eD9X
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxojA0I3UHh
仆街啦…208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK58OH4yUhw
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我：[係…呀…]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvTOD1P8KY
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老婆：[食乜呀？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5omMBb2aIY
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbHo935dJs
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xuPr3ucGo
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFIgxAOOq6
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuLv8ZiyP3
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUMhuuYPmO
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgk85ZiAL8
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvcStLD5KL
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DB8cdWtNQ
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1rbwrDbIY
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N8SgkXHc9
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpHFGG1nrQ
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hncvROLqz
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJiFy3uQT0
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDEPsybLav
唉，又乜呀…208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJvXcN5eVE
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiqtCAZoBD
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOYTi4PHCn
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係唔係玩野呀…208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3MBu3KvgP
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZulBzasTSj
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRocVR8H5x
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy5ku7Q0qC
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjRiU4CT9P
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtYDfA3OiN
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7W7toBXbt
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTx558maOk
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCASVXvT90
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEJIHPtJjd
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUfypmkLfQ
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樂敏：【好一般。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSVqoq2l7h
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWc1cHJQRP
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQoeeR7pO4
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTE44l6cHj
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPMrZruEsg
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyBuBOQ4ah
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vR852d438
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlUa3LVhh6
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3y9OMsKGP
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpMLyjMidv
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdjTwcXvZP
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlikrdGfoZH
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zUKEjKB06
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我：【吓…】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiHrPezSln
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwPUOBxp5S
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhscWiwD52S
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mHqRNvtcZ
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhybVX5WXMJ
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82W1srqd1s
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeytSnUqYUa
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtZqFeG1oY
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA0cSpjU9y
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3Plgt8ubO
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWbVAZib9b
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr7svXQmMr
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgC4dZWoQy
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YdPjIRDkN
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBH4RZVSpf
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs98nvmiQdS
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNDGhLMUmI
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOYwb8sJOw
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmARdZfSgIW
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RKjCjTGWF
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PwEs4Rlpj
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKmTrzYQ1W
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPasg4hxgS1
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDmUI3YRSA
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCCX9hIC0k
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMG1bx23xS
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qJWyqZPU6
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhr3UvNmD8
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樂敏：【嗯。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnufW1KEg0
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptp1j15H07
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMe8vUluUo
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwglgxVevuw
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我：【咁佢現在點？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDQ8Sdil6d
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPn6xMRlCh
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnsdzaPjsw
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c4VH7vOOf
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWNPNcNzEv
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoighopoAr
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcleAN8FChX
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaQwMGddIR
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIjEBdDSBY
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA9tI1wOeE
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUSptJH2LS
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJwL8IoEMT
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzaSK2ph0b
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy91We2co7U
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiNjDOL7xY
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxBCCzcaHr
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO2c4cflNW
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy0guwzT9M
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqvCmTaOiR
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKsGE39Wz0
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQujJVgGaN
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRm2XhYL2K
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