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第五回幾分傷心幾分痴395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUeFY5fYX0
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm0X6Vq58p
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCcfRy81kZ
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2FS7Eevxc
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9Y7UsGBoY
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQs4nVLr94
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qwkfJBjVr
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLybAGyWd8
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHURe5F4Tkz
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpmGrSwJqQ
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgh20gbVqN
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBkypAVMvy
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqgxEE8AS0
當我想返入房時。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3HuBjBFzU
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchai3busG
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9KASfuYIW
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd8oMKb5Cc
仆街啦…395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7UaiwFk73
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我：[係…呀…]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUedoRGlKyD
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老婆：[食乜呀？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7ZADHH0EB
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVs8DBxMIZ
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYnsnMMwrc
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SudaCuLuO
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5NgkWw3Ey
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWYBoSGyMu
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXen9B2x59y
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzeoVB0Bbk
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhSOJfgJpp
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIIP4SY6mj
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ030Yfk01QP
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuIAQY5W5h
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN89F4aVL2U
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義它不會扭轉分開的心意…]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe6sbXtOFJ
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpckOubNb4d
唉，又乜呀…395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKRUEcM6te
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMHOYLCyHd
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHwRdUoFkf
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係唔係玩野呀…395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5IqSFLj9F
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wcdNlF6be
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC16N2oxi6
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02b0SyM43U
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaZ6xabEke
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlzCXCA72Z
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnxIxjFpZ5
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBJJLNsUz8
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35AwK5oOUU
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRbXEkiRdD
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQlsFImVPz
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樂敏：【好一般。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j0x5j0N0M
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t2EzuQh4x
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOwqYdYuAA
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T5OCUy1Ke
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqxG0X9iTw
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNXm885omq
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV6eTg44N7
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLRoXg0dPu
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc8riyLRZq
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcadBU86zh
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkiIDqORXH
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCbTiqqGai
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMYYNac7XZ
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我：【吓…】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnZIpHkeTC
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAP1woOrFy
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGMV4U3KJP
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgcYlSFgVG
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp02yxFVScN
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrcAtwwU3z
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA6W1bc7vS
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fiFbmMTNL
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD2PbMKtLs
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GtjV1RfmF
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepw2dWrQMl
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHITriFKFZ
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BtaOKjQWX
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKD2tvFnsy
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEciro3sAE
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSqJHWLp8n
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tx76aXuIt
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqjY9zpYsn
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NqvmzRE50
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdg5pMAYnsG
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnuuPMppZc
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ozlm6Sfq
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX03QDyNkW
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4BGBwTJE1
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeRC9Me0kV
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rZ5Qb9Ko9
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpmOEBMcvO
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRjGuQC3po
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樂敏：【嗯。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEK2vJ3RFf
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICR3I2QKCe
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d45Djbz9A
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5kqZi5FuE
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我：【咁佢現在點？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf61G59CGO5
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjv7kUQhNo
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4kmmX3C0t
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95NSnTYy3t
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ71P153d3
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zSk8dPwCu
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zySgrl5X4
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBRuIYd7yL
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu9pYrWSJt
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YVEiog3ZG
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWhGXBLgFm
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHmhg2chF6
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmPvAEXdZc
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW0CmiQrUS
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlQ4WzMRUT
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyHlo0qiWE
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOUGkZMuCM
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwgY4NWlpO
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fIiy3kwZ9
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX5p5xeuTF
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5WWpYxMUk
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】395Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg7cgt72q4
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