第二十三回 妳好嗎74Please respect copyright.PENANA7UeXNVctHb
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有人話係香港唔係生活而只係生存所以要移民,74Please respect copyright.PENANAcXbQRAxFLO
亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。74Please respect copyright.PENANAxrrArjThQu
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每個人對生存定義都唔同,好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPzvKoppEqw
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7qu9fhfivY
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻,佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種,好似地盤散工,超市拆板,喺貨倉執貨,而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。74Please respect copyright.PENANANf1tTpLipE
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口,唔小心跌咗幾箱落地,d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係,咁啱又轉燈,d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安,都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好,執得嚟另一邊燈又轉,嗰邊d車又行近我,結果兩邊同一時間嚮安,耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手,如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。74Please respect copyright.PENANAu351K5aWHH
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日日推住d貨係街行,日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命,74Please respect copyright.PENANATK1Mr0lSXg
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味,d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾,乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到,呢D真係辛苦錢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAK11WfzVdNa
所以呢排莫講話玩app,就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。74Please respect copyright.PENANAM7t7ErarIB
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呢一晚收工好攰,因為送雪櫃,仲要係唐六樓。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJj7ocYG2vp
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。74Please respect copyright.PENANA78apFcOjHC
老婆瞓係側邊問:[你呢排做乜攰成咁,似做苦力多過做保安喎。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAkMw86FGght
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我:[係呀.... 呢排要幫手搬野。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAQMYa7OrGOw
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老婆:[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦,又唔聽我講。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAbcmzD2t0xg
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句:[嗯…]74Please respect copyright.PENANA9X7Erktgsr
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢,隻手開始有動作摸落心口問:[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAu62Z3qXunv
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教:[嗯…]74Please respect copyright.PENANAQRMYnHqKAG
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸,迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問:[你呢排無需要咩?]74Please respect copyright.PENANAdznXmsQg3k
計落真係好耐無做過,到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒?74Please respect copyright.PENANATonJn3H0uA
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtComBE875J
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒,好彩今日無工開可以休息下。74Please respect copyright.PENANATT2baLDD5a
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶,點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJeHGsCjbcv
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAh9YfsvdaWF
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話:[妳現在乜野態度呀?叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣,好啦,現在咁嘅成績呀,我問妳點算?]74Please respect copyright.PENANA0rwFp9imXu
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我捽一捽眼問:[乜事呀?]74Please respect copyright.PENANABjNxteHgel
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老婆:[你自己睇,我無眼睇。]74Please respect copyright.PENANABbOw79gHXK
佢遞咗張紙比我,係成績單,我一望。74Please respect copyright.PENANAv0jWEgBvsL
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分,其實呢個結局都預咗。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUz5G90RYWF
再望一望個女,木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣,唔怪得之老婆發火。74Please respect copyright.PENANAj6k8XWV0zR
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老婆話:[妳唔讀書就搵野做,唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAoMcoigEuVm
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點知個囡答:[我唔想做野住。]74Please respect copyright.PENANARDqgdx9ZVk
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老婆:[乜話!!咁妳想幾時做?]74Please respect copyright.PENANA1JITIo7NT5
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囡:[唔知,總之考完試好攰要休息。]74Please respect copyright.PENANA03UISxDeb5
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUfEsN8U3Sl
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應,唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁,個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。74Please respect copyright.PENANA340Qril0rw
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。74Please respect copyright.PENANApfowBiJcl8
老婆停底咗無再鬧,佢問我:[你做乜呀?]74Please respect copyright.PENANADxhLnJbZwx
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我好平靜咁話:[返工。]74Please respect copyright.PENANACKM721AG2L
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。74Please respect copyright.PENANAFo7lfXlefa
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底,合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲,忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。74Please respect copyright.PENANAMXuwmpENIX
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會,九成係老婆。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmC2jTYPHvg
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個,一個臭脾氣,一個自暴自棄,既然係咁只好放手由得佢地,好似好不負責任,但係真係好攰,不論身同心。74Please respect copyright.PENANAMtexYXrPQQ
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年少時發生過一件事,話說有一次坐地鐵,係太子站有一家人上車,兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗,但係個細路無,佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去,又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去,成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路,有人更加離開個車箱,但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到,完全無上前制止個細路。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWxZRAI2lOA
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當時我心諗,佢地點做人父母,個仔咁都唔教。74Please respect copyright.PENANA32Yi6DxNZE
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症,不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路,單純一個曳字。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPdvk4QNV6T
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁,嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。74Please respect copyright.PENANApRqHBJWM9P
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVkfvraJ2x2
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。74Please respect copyright.PENANA49GmoWp7Rf
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。74Please respect copyright.PENANAb5xXZuHC7h
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Maybo:[呢排咁靜,唔見你搵我。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAPh0Zt7fKcl
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我:[忙,加上好攰無乜心機。]74Please respect copyright.PENANADucdDpIyID
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Maybo:[睇呢唔開心喎。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAJr96xZprxP
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我:[算啦,唔想題。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAJuaNFjs3ni
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Maybo:[今日我休息,不如出呢食飯。]74Please respect copyright.PENANA9Lp94LoNjO
食飯?都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOV7I741rVS
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘,成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjlzYQ6HaXX
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我:[好呀,咁妳想食乜?]74Please respect copyright.PENANAPEQBnARUmQ
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Maybo:[無所謂呀。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAVQREUrkgqJ
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫,短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。74Please respect copyright.PENANAM8ChSZMHm8
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我:[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAy4THLmETNB
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Maybo:[無所謂,就你啦。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAx8YpmWZIEt
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我:[咁地鐵站等。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAH8AR6UoglU
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Maybo:[Ok。]74Please respect copyright.PENANA2IVgfEmwBf
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯,無諗個會係同一個肥婆食,不過算啦,人地都唔介意我老,我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱,佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAe5UOWYbwVJ
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到,我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVHFxDGyfhS
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機,邊打邊望下個閘口,見到眼前有個唔太高,皮膚好白,瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAstVqDlACAg
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡,不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣,再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋,好女性化好有女人味。74Please respect copyright.PENANALtBumgESmw
知唔知乜野係女人味?簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3R9hstWD6L
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕,費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYhufIQvVib
呢個時候收到個msg。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAPCtrD9oT1
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Maybo:[我到咗啦。]74Please respect copyright.PENANA3I6RTeeV41
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即刻向出閘個方向望,部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘,我四圍望,照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlwSgskd4gl
果然,離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫,戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢,唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣,定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥,乜野係性感?74Please respect copyright.PENANAYrxqruFFmW
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。74Please respect copyright.PENANABbGcrRNToH
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼,點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講:[唔該,一盒蛋撻。]74Please respect copyright.PENANArOTLpHANRR
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品,唔怪得之咁身形。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYsDnOAr9yF
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我再行上前講:[Maybo姐。]74Please respect copyright.PENANA11tJpMzRr9
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。74Please respect copyright.PENANAx7PYaqOAep
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我再講:[係我呀,亞明呀。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAaFqn4qq4mS
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲,係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野?74Please respect copyright.PENANAuFsZkGAsP6
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?74Please respect copyright.PENANAnscR72QmE6
呢個時候我又再收到msg:[你望去邊呀,我咪企係你後面囉。]74Please respect copyright.PENANAr2B7Y17PK6
後面?乜佢唔係企正我面前咩?74Please respect copyright.PENANAa6NI5EGRJO
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當我另轉身時,望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQnr18fbZS2
佢手上攞住部手機,將個mon對住比我睇。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzHsdP3h2fk
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我望到手機個畫面,係TG對話內容,同我部係一樣嘅。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7IrxgwlvfJ
呆咗一呆問:[妳係Maybo姐?]74Please respect copyright.PENANAGlOHfhueYf
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佢答我:[Hi,你好嗎。]74Please respect copyright.PENANACUNPTVvbE0
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~未完待續~74Please respect copyright.PENANAxiF0HIRcxb
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