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有人話係香港唔係生活而只係生存所以要移民，440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuMOZMFQmR
亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClsev9i0ES
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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD0JRXASRw
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRTJ8WUYei
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LNwO4lUOZ
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWPc4s3lxC
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmIgstSgFP
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqp4DwIu8p
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIVfw8VQF2
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja5ET1fVBu
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbZNhfgWXv
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqplJS71g6
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我：[係呀.... 呢排要幫手搬野。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZYVx8nwYu
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax5sxPKRz6
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2TACtYZGw
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunHbt6n9s4
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZZcDFgHks
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVqIi68onk
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDCobXfQ08
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW1Kzthr1F
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqEqPzPiyh
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCHDkpE7DN
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw25Vd3mfv
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CO2rLasI3
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRDXloAkaq
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDOVHldcRg
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJAvNxf0QI
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvxdcKbe4V
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8do1nXMuU
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVWGbm7M4F
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQaTmnT7Ls
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老婆：[乜話！！咁妳想幾時做？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg95XHEURhB
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud5rOZxFYi
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiffF8ozPfV
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2t465ctGZ
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VBjKqBLFc
老婆停底咗無再鬧，佢問我：[你做乜呀？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoLoVJITfv
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我好平靜咁話：[返工。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXhj5WHblV
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUeY2XfJGH
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtdr6k7Y9F
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5oSuydx4k
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcKt5Q4a81
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF3AV4rDlB
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QtqPRRyJE
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7laEfzalE
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQDh22Slt0
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5V2CLi1Zi
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZSq0UGMF2
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v0KEc1uGV
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYd5gu5B9U
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGPgdt994q
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HW8gSKsKx
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我：[算啦，唔想題。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7Oal6Ke3l
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjV74JhEdQ
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPwrVBSvHN
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0MfwRBYpC
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我：[好呀，咁妳想食乜？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATaZK3uBMY
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxfURmzRY8
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps5iMBsHd2
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREn943PVxo
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGanSiVJOd
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfg7XHFTqo
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Maybo：[Ok。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnThVdvkr0
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJEygQ9Pip
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3mPOJuCEV
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXi4ZIp5Ya
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQnn7Bqxcs
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkAgKd3mJo
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQaBh1cEeJ
呢個時候收到個msg。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCq3StI5kK
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Maybo：[我到咗啦。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0eMtalqsG
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDdmlaKITY
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ828h1qHktN
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA0bGWgMP6
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNDeFlrGWS
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcAZzKUege
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV4g6u7dJ0
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboaBGpIj6k
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我再講：[係我呀，亞明呀。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO8kCg5fgI
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4kBCZ8y8i
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzpeI4iPyx
呢個時候我又再收到msg：[你望去邊呀，我咪企係你後面囉。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp7wkctuZZ
後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluGyjdoixp
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa8JEvqIz0
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7GJu9Cyew
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0yFusyXAr
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqSszFSqeW
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佢答我：[Hi，你好嗎。]440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDEio4nC2f
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