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亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIebNNiH70
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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjLa04uF19
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOK6MVgWyA
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO2csgvpQl
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugNNkfX6OH
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEabBZ7oI6
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MkYvIw5q2
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lacue6m8b
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ63BPsSvY3
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKIOjZ8CB6
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60c9DQnr3e
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0ob4X0oPR
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRq0ucxbNA
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImQMxwdZaz
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dRmIDvXLq
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqBTMyt0Mp
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13pvlrRl8l
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zgls8b6Sl
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1C6NtAfkD
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFnOwPrzZJ
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jGSB6NM0O
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0Opo099Qa
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIkSEQQWLz
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0BCgIVO45
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvAir9SGI5
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w1vFZJOXJ
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FvqgXVG0D
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzCyVhDztl
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0SSzQlEcj
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vE8t8FdJm
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VAcJHw1fE
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RxutMFRua
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtQalVXtNy
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk0yTHbTRP
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U2kNcWiiM
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvxbFDlrSN
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd4TwAODsx
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaxXXQZIS5
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Jdf46XRC
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZxexYK1ee
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwPzNhsQDU
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34UUMJdLHv
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq9xIeNxXD
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUG6jas8um
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s038dBpxK
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZZ1f2j5Za
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuDLDN6pPo
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL1aKSjuTL
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7knaU3kES
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwrvXNpCzA
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我：[好呀，咁妳想食乜？]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojt3tbmvOp
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC9Q8VON7D
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIvhv02uSm
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe51FUaptFu
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9NY7qv61C
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWEO7Z6efI
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Maybo：[Ok。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RVh1ebI1d
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQv4I6xYgo
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTavoi5r055
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oECzI9WtS
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Jrwm99j9
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLSGPhQgVo
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJe2H8Fexh
呢個時候收到個msg。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkbKyMksgd
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Maybo：[我到咗啦。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQvLBhIPkb
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DkKUPLzEd
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAc5GivHng
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6k1URI2xZ
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj4LlyRfJR
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7rsfMFUfx
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nNWn9C0vR
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTT208SkrF
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我再講：[係我呀，亞明呀。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInRst661ZK
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3raUyJryp
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRObgrJvgu5
呢個時候我又再收到msg：[你望去邊呀，我咪企係你後面囉。]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cJy5ro9AS
後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEq6B48Ou1
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1cyFdXMgh
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElG6vPsunw
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r3CNsgjD9
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEAd5wuNKB
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