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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrcR7oPd3D
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCSLQ7rV5J
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbjtxjEQmm
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrVtKYWUA3
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNS8SOvfo9
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVculuk8rJo
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UadmCfe9g
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiAuKpLNfr
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4W6Wr5a5a8
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9voZLDmuo
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我問：【乜水呢架？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmizzp9jz8t
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdyocE7Nvn
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno4IyLdz79
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxQTIuTqrh
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakR6dxDS8B
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OZE7DVRs6
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyx1xEQBoG
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixdV3m4GMN
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiuN3WhiAE
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP67Tz5CqZQ
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0XRDut4Sb
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInlrlqWL5M
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZajI9sREg
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4O466NSo5
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuzitakmu9
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66uQOoTT0F
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHQPlkEWoV
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaQZ8eIWRO
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pVVqdKRoq
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzQAKpPvyh
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX2lqKFHRu
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我：【無言。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9a0oiitQ2
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrQ763dDQH
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqD78ej6qW
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks8RVQLXpY
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL5iZBydk1
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyoXUFJQdx
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDvZXUos2y
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hgIJM5r9i
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp7z4OQd0o
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9IrDwrmnU
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTYgV2OCzd
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZL56E1gZI
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYu095HDDl
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE7rv3EW2f
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZfWZkNGjG
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST1L7PUT3a
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4WKT26ov8
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我：【OK。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH3zXYMosC
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx0vsFGK50
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB5SYNoQ75
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSQKDFGHEO
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvg60CcekY
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFspoUoDhZ5
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubBZn3FaiE
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxqRQmPV5g
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWYTZzmfC9
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjSIfjCnSa
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHfRFYwN3Z
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