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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NZRyGqoYN
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpgjmUPLeA
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4Omvd7o5p
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22qeVHNra9
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9ROP7SiiY
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw0jiUckMw
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkJobdHYyQ
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooVJphkxG0
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNURysBj6n
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusUmC2Z1Ft
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYj33p6zgI
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJrUb3ZjCa
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我問：【乜水呢架？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36b0jYrBxR
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8oMZmRZOM
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDouXCofMg
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV5C4jM8Rj
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXnA5SYVr8
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Maybo：【有呀。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IyGBk9hMi
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXONpSI5pj
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE7jlldTnn
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF56fssZzt
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5oVvnlYbc
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuj1AbVJyD
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XPHix0UUl
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7KKqKaT6h
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS2oFIlcbG
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lp1eZMJtl
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64SknxeXE9
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuZkywgxX9
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAFQ9a5uY3
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECuHFKWksX
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBxAZ9gP2z
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0Ajjp4S0P
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVFzfG4SP7
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDzeZqhAM9
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVghe9lkRbc
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8HeHrnJ14
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我：【無言。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSH20lN7px
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8g40DboVV
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EfWPV5rvI
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL91l3YIoF
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW3JVbmCHd
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aN1Ed0l2n
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38TyEqFd6m
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQtDalZTXI
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8pJshOjoj
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZichowm6ZN
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVN2OSPYoU
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRZwMYyQF6
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyfXAzmPty
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvXWw1s0dd
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVuXws1m9L
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7Z8Au2IGI
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwrCymVXqf
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我：【OK。】232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYStN5ekyQ
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfS1LSkgGX
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VZYbYf8sa
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqdg8RfyXd
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB149DQlb8b
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEwbyyYaGu
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSdwieiTBu
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaKvhibqjM
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3L8M614q1
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBmyafKIaY
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUJjtsT7Qu
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlvmN6CXAY
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ4BXwsem3
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0RJn8dGV3
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQJGfacDZN
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYlp29PcGb
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyYlF7lLRO
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiCpvGHYk7
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTVLbnlJQw
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZb8zv0xAV
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