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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnssUPyEJp
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SAnVbw6f9
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB116gh1GB
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4zZ8buTSO
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之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1brbJh2GF
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAV2qBQhgA
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睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JBSF7qMEr
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBqoMwAfLy
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6HSyFnKnX
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