第二十一回 Wonderful world443Please respect copyright.PENANAyA1ZKUE6pr
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有玩開app嘅朋友都知道其實來來去去都係同一班人玩。443Please respect copyright.PENANAs0TNIPkLis
正常嘅,純粹好奇嘅朋友玩兩玩自然會走,因為好悶個個講嘅野都幾乎一樣。443Please respect copyright.PENANAp3ItaUCZLE
不外乎你搵乜呀?約唔約呀?做我SL啦。443Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ4dpE9VZh
至於留係到嘅都有一種心癮,係尋找一個假希望。443Please respect copyright.PENANAoaSJh5tVAq
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上次同個人妻嘈好想爆粗鬧佢點知佢走咗,今次撞返重唔有仇報仇。443Please respect copyright.PENANAVK0RPj1UP0
我:【原來又係妳。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAApi9vgcsKX
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人妻:【哈哈。】443Please respect copyright.PENANACy3vQPH39L
居然重笑得出,等我快快手打返上次十八個字嘅粗口先,就係我打緊時忽然見到佢寫咗一句。443Please respect copyright.PENANAUuhlWOhXhh
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人妻:【雖然我平日講野好串,有時會過咗火不過唔係有心,喺到同你講聲對唔住。】443Please respect copyright.PENANACsstem53n5
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雖然唔係親耳聽到,但係望住對唔住呢三個字,我係到諗,係我人生入面好似從來都係只有我同人講,好似無人對我講過。443Please respect copyright.PENANAWNbWeNA8w5
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人地都講咗對唔住重用粗口問候人地好似唔係咁好,443Please respect copyright.PENANAUYBHeYC5sP
算啦,男人老狗唔好咁小家。443Please respect copyright.PENANAeaa1sYBJRY
於是我將嗰十八個字粗口del咗,然後話:【妳係唔係又同老公一齊玩app呀?我洗唔洗同佢打聲招呼先。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAMNkjNWNcLD
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人妻:【老公唔知我玩app,上次只係諗住玩下你,對唔住。】443Please respect copyright.PENANA91RFR1Et1E
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一個三唔識七嘅女人可以連講兩次對唔住,一係佢做服務業,一係佢真心,佢之前問有無工介紹應該無做野,所以我偏向相信後者。443Please respect copyright.PENANAJRqlVlzhtB
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我:【過去咗啦,算啦。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAdE4oxDDNfa
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人妻:【哈哈,果然係老手,夠大方。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAWiHp6o9Wpx
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我:【唔係咁可以點。】443Please respect copyright.PENANASN2P228Nj1
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人妻:【OK,咁過咗去大家就當無事好唔好?】443Please respect copyright.PENANA6sT14s1xCB
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我:【妳喜歡啦。】443Please respect copyright.PENANA3rptPq1doU
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人妻:【你叫乜野名呀?我叫Maybo。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAdo90vBKrtV
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就係咁,我認識咗呢位人妻Maybo。443Please respect copyright.PENANAXtfuMEV2PQ
好得意,因為無諗住溝女純粹傾計,所以同佢講野無就住就住,鐘意講乜就講乜,佢串下我我潤下佢,又估唔到佢除咗串d之外其實幾好傾,點為之好傾?咪有問必答,而且成日主動搵野講。443Please respect copyright.PENANA6ybvdYRFYj
我地成日都會討論d搵佢傾計嘅男人,正確呢講係想溝佢嗰d人夫。443Please respect copyright.PENANAYknr9yBk7H
聽多咗知道原來自己好oldschool又保守,聽佢講班人夫真係好狼好進取另我大開眼界。443Please respect copyright.PENANAivpJFxZWh3
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呢排係屋企成日夜麻麻聽到個囡同Candy係網上傾計,一個香港一個美國,兩個人生活基本上日夜顛倒,咁樣long D真係幾攞命。443Please respect copyright.PENANA7xrjLkT8sE
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好似今日咁,我準備返早見佢房入面有聲於是忍唔住入房同佢傾兩句。443Please respect copyright.PENANAh9fcoxp6xM
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一入去見到佢瞓咗係床上面攞住ipad,應該準備zoom。443Please respect copyright.PENANARKo6ytjtCu
多得呢個疫情佢現在超過一半時間係屋企上堂,乜鬼社交活動都無晒,原本已經宅現在更加宅。443Please respect copyright.PENANAEcqhg1jb15
望見佢額頭爆晒瘡應該又通宵。443Please respect copyright.PENANAukoUUDTGJ1
我:[囡呀,尋晚見妳好夜都未瞓喎。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAFxEDjWaMWH
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個囡瞓係床上好攰咁話:[知啦,唔好咁夜瞓丫嗎。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAV5OQcub3rN
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我:[妳知就唔好咁啦。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAoR6X8587lS
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囡:[得啦。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA3zd8LIPbev
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我:[囡呀,今年最後一年,就呢會考啦,比D心機啦。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAQBfMSJR9ZE
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個囡好唔耐煩咁話:[都話知囉。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAl6tIa6t3zA
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我:[唉,妳老豆我就係讀得書少先搵唔到一份好工,唔想妳行我條舊路咋。]443Please respect copyright.PENANARMPs9mT4B9
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個囡話:[我有分數啦,夠鐘上堂啦出去啦唔好阻住晒。]443Please respect copyright.PENANABb14wMOCcI
係唔係好有細路都唔鐘意讀書?443Please respect copyright.PENANAYMug3A0prS
當我一轉身,見到老婆都起咗身,佢問:[一早咁嘈做乜?]443Please respect copyright.PENANA0yKnUMlCKk
個囡嘅野都係盡量唔好同佢講,費事又鬧過唔停。443Please respect copyright.PENANATupOspd2sS
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我:[無乜野,我返工先啦。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA5f7FbSjcIW
連喺屋企都唔可以講家事,咁你地明點解咁多人玩app啦。443Please respect copyright.PENANAU3BoxdfuOX
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返到公司如常工作,一直忙到差唔多收工先有時間同Maybo傾兩句呻下。443Please respect copyright.PENANAIgZJbRbYuo
我:【唉,個囡好煩,妳個囝有無咁多問題?】443Please respect copyright.PENANAUeRLBYdiuC
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Maybo:【佢好乖,又聽話。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAiVy2kdVJ7b
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我:【妳就好啦。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAC4MsuYuiXJ
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Maybo:【做人父母係辛苦架啦。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAGqS0uSKQDK
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Maybo:【係呢,有D野想問下你。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAWbwvnAqgkE
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我:【乜野?】443Please respect copyright.PENANATcwogUHAIX
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Maybo:【點解你從來都唔問我攞相睇?】443Please respect copyright.PENANAXgxia6JB0c
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我:【咁,純傾計有無相都一樣啫。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAAxSZUl8635
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Maybo:【但係個個男人add我第一時間就問攞相睇,你係唯一一個無,乜你唔好奇嘅咩?】443Please respect copyright.PENANAK6I0JM2XR0
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我:【嗱講真,人係有好奇心,不過唔睇我亦OK。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAmx9XrWz52K
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Maybo:【哈哈,班人夫個個睇完相都讚我靚,有D重話要刻約添。】443Please respect copyright.PENANApyFRtlbBQk
見到呢句個好奇心又再推高咗一層。443Please respect copyright.PENANAgFCPZ8X9Px
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我:【有無咁勁呀。】443Please respect copyright.PENANA83Cv58ZXbk
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Maybo:【點呀,現在又好想睇呀?哈哈。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAeVwzJcVysG
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我:【妳喜歡啦,我現在佛系玩app,一切隨緣。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAJxA8LzlK4Z
之後Maybo send咗張限時相過呢。443Please respect copyright.PENANAAZetYnzhOM
呢張係一張半身相,見到佢著住一件緊身白色T,443Please respect copyright.PENANALXjsRGFaqo
個樣我無留意到,因為比相入面另一樣野吸引咗個注意力。443Please respect copyright.PENANAMpmNEzdIYz
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我見到一條深不見底嘅海溝,對唔住講錯咗,係乳溝先啱。443Please respect copyright.PENANAKdPsbqmwWA
真係好誇張佢上圍應該過40吋,相信一隻手係揸唔晒,443Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ8PuSjeH0
不過....佢條腰都應該有38。443Please respect copyright.PENANAUpFq0vGgKS
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我問:【妳…幾高幾重呀?】443Please respect copyright.PENANAE5COyN9Uaz
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Maybo:【160高,160重,少少肥啦。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAKhFSTpDDLb
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你地知唔知玩app通常最多係乜人?443Please respect copyright.PENANA2hP073wKWA
偷食男女?No,騙子?都唔係,好似我呢D賤男?咁呢樣就一定多架啦,但係有一樣人真係唔少得過賤男,無錯就係肥婆。443Please respect copyright.PENANABqEbBz4t79
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香港地作為一個國際大都會享有美食天堂之稱並唔係浪得虛名。443Please respect copyright.PENANAhZeo6jTjBo
由於有太多好野食導致好多肥胖人士出現。443Please respect copyright.PENANAqu30BTPv31
曾經同一位專業外籍人士傾計,啫係送外賣嗰D印巴騎兵呀,443Please respect copyright.PENANAlAfSJ1feLn
佢話係尖沙咀條街到好易就分到邊D係港女邊D唔係。443Please respect copyright.PENANAFvVClFZSYk
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只要一望個pat就知,香港女性普遍個躉都係比較大,原因係坐得多食得多但係又鍾意唔做運動,行多幾步都話攰,所以個個都係向橫發展,雖則男士都唔好得幾多…443Please respect copyright.PENANAskbuMCfRkP
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究竟有無人可以話比我知係交友app上面抽中肥婆個機率有幾高?443Please respect copyright.PENANAqpvtfO37Vd
情況就好似打機開盲盒一樣,443Please respect copyright.PENANAfnZNKPmLYA
我首抽你比個油桶我,唔緊要,我同自己講冷靜D,玩得呢個遊戲就有心理準備難抽,443Please respect copyright.PENANAZJlgmdPMVH
但係當我十連抽,係十連抽呀!你都重係開油桶比我!仆街你當我賣非法紅油呀?443Please respect copyright.PENANAbXhG1g3wMW
比咁多油桶我做乜Q呀?443Please respect copyright.PENANAzP53I4Ha99
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嗱,我唔係歧視肥。443Please respect copyright.PENANAVfFlBbDa0n
肥都有好多種,小小肥有肉地唔係太過份我覺得OK嘅,但係有D真係肥到米芝蓮人咁,160高160重咁都叫小小肥?真係人唔小狗都吠啦。443Please respect copyright.PENANAZakRQEKDmg
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對唔住…冷靜d,冷靜d,唔好意思激動咗少少…443Please respect copyright.PENANAmEiDi9S5pO
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如果以前嘅我應該諗都唔諗即刻Quit,現在算啦,都係嗰句,吹水啫人地都無嫌我老。443Please respect copyright.PENANAGLMjewEK0m
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就係呢個時候,肥佬call咪叫我上去寫字樓,無啦啦上office唔通有好消息。443Please respect copyright.PENANA267zKs1k4t
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同Maybo講聲有野做之後嗱嗱淋沖上去啦,一推開門入到去肥佬個位,已經見佢張枱清得乾乾淨淨。443Please respect copyright.PENANAW3fWT4DkEF
我:[亞頭,你真係唔做啦?]443Please respect copyright.PENANAHbEtx3GxFz
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肥佬點點頭話:[無法啦,年紀大係時候退休。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA9fn2DgLx3C
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我:[咁咪陪下D孫仔玩囉。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAlOOEHRznQu
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肥佬又點點頭話:[亞明,呢到你最後生又勤力,你到見外面班人個個都老弱殘兵咁。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAMAaWipAvPq
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我:[唔係嘅,其實佢地都好盡責。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAWzHRwN4np4
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肥佬:[佢地跟我咁耐我都知。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAUTiy1mOUP6
佢一邊講一邊攞咗個信封出呢,然後拍一拍我膞頭將封信交比我。443Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0zKpHfwbX
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望一望封信寫住我個名而且係人事部出,大公司果然有效率咁快做好交接。443Please respect copyright.PENANA6Goeoo4JLe
呢排嘅努力總算無白廢,以後終於唔洗企商場門口啦。443Please respect copyright.PENANA489QQhC90Z
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滿心歡喜打開封信一睇,點知見到上面寫住幾隻大字。443Please respect copyright.PENANAUMFn91HKo3
【你已經被即時解僱。】443Please respect copyright.PENANAwRqdi9fYKS
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唔係好相信呢個事實,即刻問肥佬:[封信係唔係比錯人呀。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAMx6hAI6by5
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肥佬指一指信上面寫住我個名。443Please respect copyright.PENANAk9dP8h8qR2
以為自己眼花再睇多次個名,真係寫住黃小明。443Please respect copyright.PENANA8som4bclZu
一時間滿腦問號。443Please respect copyright.PENANAjea8TB8yla
肥佬見我呆咗就講:[近年疫情影響,好多商鋪執粒,公司收入差咗好多,所以要裁員。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAVth8gr6XOE
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我:[吓…?]443Please respect copyright.PENANAGEa3mVsdH9
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肥佬:[我都係因為咁要被迫退休,公司要交人我都無辦法。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAWOhI6WZlGo
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我:[但係…點解…我…?]443Please respect copyright.PENANADxMYbNHFsB
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肥佬:[下面班人跟我咁耐我好清楚佢地,出面唔會有人請,你同佢地唔同,你做到野要搵過一份工唔難。]443Please respect copyright.PENANABTjAteADGF
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肥佬講完就起身攞埋佢D私人理離開。望住封信個腦一片空白。443Please respect copyright.PENANAydsCSSrtKC
唉,以為升職點知係炒魷,真係估唔到又再失業。443Please respect copyright.PENANAoWwDR1K9Mo
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返到屋企見到老婆都啱啱返到。443Please respect copyright.PENANAgzkCeenci1
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我:[老婆,咁早嘅?]443Please respect copyright.PENANALWwuEuPIR2
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[係呀。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA2yYvGWxJKT
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我:[我…有D野想同妳講。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA61FADAtfJ4
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老婆好似好開心:[咁啱,我都有個好消息想話你知。]443Please respect copyright.PENANALM8bPQnzcO
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我:[好消息?咁妳講先。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAVrWu9rr2bH
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老婆好興奮咁話:[老細準備升我做GM呀。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA87PdQzM9uZ
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我:[咁...真係好消息喎。]443Please respect copyright.PENANA4qQqRDGzsm
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老婆:[當然啦,以後重有房坐添呀。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAoRYk8Vhwph
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我:[咁…真係值得高興。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAwmlL1Am0UE
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老婆笑笑口問:[係呢,你又話有野講?乜事呀?]443Please respect copyright.PENANAJnpCXHhzpR
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我:[無,我想話不如今日落街食日本野之嗎,咁啱妳又升職,可以順便慶祝。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAUkB5NevMfA
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[好呀,咁我打電話去頂位先。]443Please respect copyright.PENANABpJGENizV7
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我:[好…]443Please respect copyright.PENANANma3KabIt6
個囡聽到有日本野食同樣好開心話:[正呀,今晚可以食壽司。]443Please respect copyright.PENANAAs9F2P4fJz
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個天係唔係玩野呀,我炒魷佢就升職。443Please respect copyright.PENANAjmIYDgdKum
望見佢地咁開心,費事掃佢慶,等有機會再同佢講。443Please respect copyright.PENANAgejOxPzNqP
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~未完待續~443Please respect copyright.PENANAtNbFj5D5QP
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