淩不亂叫出乾坤套，帶著極度要消滅宇宙怪獸的怒意對イタイ（痛）喊早就被他弟弟強迫要他去google必殺技咒語，卻老是懶得用，今天才古且憤試地喊:「乾、坤、坎、離、震、艮、巽、兌，震天雷！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeVsqJvvdo
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イタイ（痛）立即發出猶如賽亞人般地金光氣閃，還夾雜著陣陣的雷電由榴槤變成飛上天空得超大金雷龍攀飛上台北101127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJkBHCHcG1
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龍鳴怒吼：『本大爺要宰了你們！！！』127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BgtcZd6rK
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淩不亂本以為他喊得攻擊招式，不過是打雷之類的必殺技，可沒想到イタイ（痛）會變成一條龍，別那的應景在辰年變出一條龍好嗎？127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLIg6ZSdcK
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還就跑出一條雷龍出來，況且，イタイ（痛）龍的周邊好像不停得在閃落雷，那傢伙不會．．．．．連他也一起幹掉吧！！127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yZ5izOchk
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『給我毀滅吧！！！』イタイ（痛）龍憤怒得從龍嘴聚集超大雷球準備對準台北101下得兩隻年獸127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2HgEid7xN
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「給我等一下！你沒看到我站在他們附近嗎？你要連我也幹掉嗎！」淩不亂有不好的危機感吼問127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvilFoSsIw
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『我看你不爽很久了！跟他們一起見閻王吧！哈哈哈哈！』イタイ（痛）龍很想拭主已經想超久了地鳴吼道：『看我得龍雷閃！！』127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvwUxz801y
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大雷球往上打下還電壞數面101大樓上的玻璃，讓下面的兩獸一人左閃右躲尖利砸下來得殺人於有形的玻璃碎片。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIjO9HooFV
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年糕在慌忙之中不小心跌倒撞到年糕，兩獸同時打滾成球撞到打電話找滅龍魔導士來屠龍的淩不亂。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO99JySrhN
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還重力加速度得打滾到寬闊得大馬路邊得草叢中，當他們互罵得起身時，101下出現如隕石撞擊班超大得坑洞，イタイ（痛）龍看到好像沒擊中，還逃到沒見兩獸一人得樣子，不甘心得叫威脅喊：『你們跑得了一時，跑步了一世，本大爺不信滅不了你們！！』127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvWOlGvGWS
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年糕和發糕嚇到得互抱發抖，淩不亂持續CALL滅龍魔導士易葉紓來滅龍救救他們。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtmBLrOOWH
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”屠龍啊？可是，我忙著放煙火欺負顏姊家得師兄師姐，沒空啦！”127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXWqCVB26n
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「拜託你啦！我家臭イタイ（痛）變成龍要消滅我，你是想看明天得新聞看我在大過年給龍雷死嗎？」
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”我又不看新聞，你可以找我家的僕人二號幫你啊？”易葉紓已經把他的搭當藍皓賢當僕人看待了127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwxqAcbh3N
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”藍皓賢去美國過年玩，其他兩個外國人也回自己國家過節了，真的沒人可幫了．．．”127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3ORI4AY8O
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”好吧！我傳送烏溜溜去幫你，就醬，掰！”根本沒打算去幫忙，找烏溜溜送去的易葉紓只想繼續放炮竹惡整人127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaA6bBQIuL
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「掰你個頭！」淩不亂在易葉紓速掛電話後，烏溜溜立即被效率極快地傳掉在淩不亂頭上，淩不亂有些ＯＳ地道：「送條比龍還小的小蛇來亂幹嘛？」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n0RXtG7K8
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烏溜溜睜著圓圓得蛇眼，用蛇身釋義說他OK的，不過，年糕和發糕和淩不亂已經在互相討論如何才不會被那條イタイ（痛）龍發現的逃跑路線，根本沒裡烏溜溜這條小黑蛇。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLl1AqyYLT
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『難怪主人說：英雄總是會被忽視，狗熊只想著如何逃跑。』烏溜溜化成女子人形，一手拿捆獸環拉綁著年糕和發糕，一手拉著死命掙扎要逃淩不亂的衣領，跳到其中一個高樓建築對イタイ（痛）龍挑釁：「害我吃大餐吃到一半得臭イタイ（痛）！！有本事你來追我啊！！不過是條山寨貨！！以為會發電了不起啊！！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4fLts5RqC
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『你說什麼！你這條貪吃蛇，連水煮蛋跟山寨蛋都分不清楚的照吃！沒資格說本大爺我！』イタイ（痛）龍追飛殺了過來127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8JrLODWdW
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「烏溜溜，你該不會因為害你沒吃到年菜，故意拉我們逃跑的吧？」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexXQ8sUtDb
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「主人有說，有恩報恩，有仇報仇，有飯沒吃，此仇非報；尤其是對僕人1 號絕對不要客氣。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UZRMwt6i1
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「跟那暴力女說我不是他僕人，不然下次叫他不准來我家蹭飯。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXCA5a0gey
凌不亂真的要給不像來幫忙反而在加重她的生命危險道
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「媽啊！你們還有時間瞎聊，那頭龍放雷過來了！」年糕尖呼叫喊127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhFBx6tpWy
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烏溜溜連身都沒轉得往後翻跳，剛好閃過大雷球，不過，他沒注意他一手綁拉著得年獸撞到招牌，另一手得淩不亂撞到電線桿流出了大把的鼻血。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ZEsJ29H7
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「喂．．．110嗎？我現在被一頭雷龍追殺，還被一條臭蛇綁著逃跑，可以帶警察逮捕他們嗎？」淩不亂邊摀住鼻血邊打電話問127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4JFS513D
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「大過年不要這種無聊的玩笑，別因為新年太Hi報案說天空有一條金色的龍在飛，不然，就是說有個青少年跳在大樓上飛簷走壁之類的話！」警察語畢，馬上掛電話127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55ydiZ6Kvr
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「紫紅，年獸差不多都找到了吧？」凌恆亂看著不少飛行船載了不少被歸途得年獸問127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJvDEblKHT
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「好像．．．還有兩隻，而且，他們好像被附近得的管理得廟中的氣天仙看到被一隻雷龍追著跑．．．現在要招集能武得仙君們去伏龍．．．」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv8Ymjhho9
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信義區不少住宅受到雷擊失火了起來，119火線拉水線救火，睡到一半被煙嗆醒的居們穿著睡衣逃生，因為找火點從信義又分散到台北車站，讓北車的119也爬起來加班，イタイ（痛）龍持續猛放大雷球攻擊怎麼樣也打不中烏溜溜他們。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwQ59rdG8p
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イタイ（痛）龍放雷怒擊到一半時，被一顆透明粉色的超大桃子給關在裡面，イタイ（痛）龍猛用龍爪拍也拍不出去。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyVFrl4tkR
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駕著雪白色漂亮仙鶴得慈祥老人南極老仙翁伴隨著仙童飛到大桃子邊，將拐杖變大得重重打向裡面為了私仇造成人間火災的イタイ（痛）龍，イタイ（痛）龍變縮回榴槤在大桃子裡腫了個大腫包得叫痛，手杖又縮回原來得大小往各處因為イタイ（痛）而造成火災得方向一揮，便下起了大雨幫119滅火。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6lGwe88YB
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「寶寶們過年不乖乖回去團圓孝順父母，放龍放火燒城做什麼？」南極老仙翁手杖頭拍拍手掌得問肇事主人127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxKUpi3SgJ
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「誰想放火燒城？還不是イタイ（痛）害的！」淩不亂怪罪魁禍榴槤道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xr7CkKQjd
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其實真該怪死イタイ（痛）亂放大雷球！127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYmW8c57Cg
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「倘若你能與イタイ（痛）放下那些斤斤計較，與イタイ（痛）自此好好互相學習精進，就不會在大過年鬧出這麼大的事情。」南極老仙翁搖搖頭嘆了嘆對凌不亂道:「可災害已發生，賞罰還是分明，寶寶你呀!要有心理準備接受處罰。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0R0MgwPIM
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「等一下！明明是イタイ（痛）亂放電的錯，為什麼處罰會罰到我？」凌不亂不服氣地問127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfwnHDSiHe
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「當然是因為你是他主人，聽不懂仙話是不是？」仙童幫南極老仙翁回應127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89iSJBXsZ6
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剩下得兩隻年獸也上飛行船了，因為是在熟知得台北車站，凌恆亂跟紫紅婉拒搭年獸回家帶著一顆還在為腫包哀哀叫自己名子的イタイ（痛）和結屎臉的淩不亂在半夜搭計程車回家，烏溜溜則順便搭便車到他們家留宿。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS3dsFW8vY
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「要不是臭イタイ（痛），我會像不要命得掉下來不停大發災難嗎？」イタイ（痛）就是導致我災難得源頭，還差點被他滅掉127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y4fg2M5W1
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「下次出門你把榴槤留在家不就好了。」凌恆亂建議道
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一直跟他打來打去，難怪會打到從上面滾下來。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQiegle7Cn
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「不過，好像玩一下就馬上被送回來，這是什麼短暫的旅行啊？」凌不亂還玩得不怎麼盡興127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qDTgobgA0
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「天上的時間跟人間不一樣，你沒看到我們家電子時鐘的時間已經變成初九了嗎？」凌恆亂一指地道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRFcM7M9hw
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「我等你們兩個孫子也從初一等到初九，真是玩到回來沒看見爺爺來了嗎？」早已不再世地凌爺爺突然冒出地道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxSyQ5JIzr
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「老頭子，我們能從地府上來看看孫子就不錯了，還抱怨這麼多。」凌奶奶端出早已煮好地年菜出來127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rhjo9bvvn
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原來紫紅還把們以世地重要親人打通關請了上來，讓他們祖孫團聚好過年。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9auVCjgwz
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凌恆亂很高興的抱著凌爺爺哭了出來，凌奶奶雖然生前沒見過他的孫子，但，現在就有機會地看孫又猛夾菜給他的孫子們，凌不亂沒太驚訝也沒哭的要死得跟又跑出來搶菜不讓他吃的臭イタイ（痛）沒得逞反而被學到N次教訓地凌不亂要下榴槤當年菜火鍋的配料下下去，看來是賭定不整死臭イタイ（痛）難消心頭怨氣，烏溜溜趁他們打架打得上火時，幫他們吃年菜。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI22oarHwJn
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一個已經打到累得呼呼大睡，另一個吃飽也跟著進入夢鄉。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOhPtS2j2m
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兩兄弟吃飽喝足地睡在客廳，臭イタイ（痛）和烏溜溜還被綑綁在剩下得年菜湯裡被瓦斯爐大火加熱要把他們煮成淩不亂沒吃成的年菜，鍋裡的兩個還死命要掙出中，冥清則幫忙顧在鍋子旁邊看鍋。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzexW1960R7
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『冥清！放本大爺出去，想把本大爺煮成榴槤湯嗎！！』臭イタイ（痛）被煮燙得叫道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72TB6EwFuU
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『冥清，放我出去就好，別讓臭イタイ（痛）出去，我要吃他煮成的榴槤湯』烏溜溜看來還是沒吃夠想再吃的說127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoFgksXLgU
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「不主人要我把イタイ（痛）煮到聽話到不會跟他老哥打架闖禍，烏溜溜則是要煮到他主人來接他。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4RwdXi83A
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『為什麼？等主人來我就變蛇羹了！』烏溜溜要慘蛇道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzoJpNIXH4
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「你主人剛剛打電話過來要我代為轉達，新年Live轉播節目的你逃跑的實在太不應該了，有時間那邊逃跑，不如去抓那條龍給他當寵物，所以，他來時要吃蛇湯降降火氣。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k7GyQdFfj
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イタイ（痛）和烏溜溜就在被放出來前一邊被煮又被猛加開水得煮燙死直到被放出來。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswwmPo92mY
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凌奶奶給他們各自蓋條毯子後，便跟凌爺爺穿牆到黑色賓士的後座，讓白無常開車開回地府送他們回去。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPvPwo0Kk1
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「小黑都休年假，只有我還在加班送你們，哀．．．」白無常嘆歸嘆還是踩著油門開進了冥道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPf1AK2ofz
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「白大人，我剛剛也有準備一份年菜是要給您笑那您的辛苦。」凌奶奶還算會做鬼情地道127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfJFASTQgl
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「您已經是鬼了，而且再過一陣子您就要輪迴去了，當我的僕人是當不成了，請將這份心意收起來吧！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNx01NJaOw
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