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過年後沒多久,凌家兩兄弟分別收到一封信:68Please respect copyright.PENANATXxgANqaij
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”TO:家裡蹲68Please respect copyright.PENANAtqEL4OC3ek
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新年期間,放自家道具化成雷龍放下狂雷之禍,使祝融四起差點釀成無可挽回的災害,害不少仙人為了處理你們這件事還要放下年假,加班幫忙處理後續的問題,讓仙人申訴聲不斷,因此,為了給各仙家好好交代,你的處罰是要在壬辰之年,到各處凡間氣天仙所在之所,做免費義工,幫忙辦事;而你操控道具差勁到不行得情形,會請降龍尊者予以指點你。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJCJk5XNgN1
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"你家榴槤是天界所創造人間版的神寶貝,雖然剛創造出來時各性無可挽救到乾脆把麻煩放下來讓牠歷練學習,不過,由於你太不思進取,任榴槤快變成火箭隊喵喵那般,都快自行進化成滿腦毀滅思想的麻煩,家裡蹲!68Please respect copyright.PENANAeXETnBAkWN
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真感嘆你的IQ真比小智還不如,人家的皮卡丘還會跟自己的主人好好配合又能有默契的溝通,你家的神奇寶貝都只會想幹掉主人,你做人做的很失敗,看完信快去看神奇寶貝看看人家是怎麼培養默契的。"68Please respect copyright.PENANAS4N0pEorTY
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「サトシ(小智)可是被電了N次才跟ピカチュウ(皮卡丘)培養默契,臭イタイ(痛)只會拿滿身刺跟我培養默契,能培養個鬼!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAhWSt2EAJpw
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凌不亂看信抱怨時,對那三個字已經很習慣給他忽視過去,再去租ポケモン(神奇寶貝),不是為了培養默契而租來看 ,而是要看看能不能找出整治臭イタイ(痛)的方法。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7rU3AuePxe
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TO:凌恆亂68Please respect copyright.PENANA45faQoW4fb
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放虎歸山那次的放火燒山,還是要賠償,看在你是無心之過最近又與冥清表現良好,還幫忙找尋年獸,就有空跟你的搭當接接任務,幫忙維持人間安和。68Please respect copyright.PENANA1Mzt6O9sNA
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「好里家在沒叫我賠錢,不然我又要多打工還債了....」凌恆亂鬆了一大口氣,他剛剛還偷瞄了一下他老哥看信的表情,好像臉色沒好到哪裡去,還要逃避現實地喃喃說: ポケモンをみて、めざせポケモンマスターになる!(看神奇寶貝,當神奇寶貝大師!)」68Please respect copyright.PENANAbX6wnJ1o2v
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本以為我的信大概沒好到哪裡去,出乎我意料之外的還好啊!68Please respect copyright.PENANAXUV5g7kNVb
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最近家裡電視放的都是ポケモン(神奇寶貝),凌不亂從第1季看到最近還未完結正火熱播映的 ベストウイッシュ(超級願望),那個ロケット(火箭隊)終於漸漸脫離老是被打飛的命運,終於向真正的壞人邁進。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7Oz4r1MNAo
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同凌不亂身邊,因為被煮到不行學乖一陣子的イタイ(痛)因為太無聊跟著他一起看了起來,看到最後著迷了ポケモン(神奇寶貝),凌不亂下課或打工一回家,就狂刺催家裡蹲撥放給他看,每次一演到ロケット(火箭隊)的那段,イタイ(痛)就會模仿起他們的對白,他真該跟裡面的ニャース(喵喵)對調過來,比起這顆表面聽話還屢次夜襲要刺死主人的榴槤,我還比較喜歡人性十足的貓咪。68Please respect copyright.PENANAUjupbT5WTN
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至於那兩個外國人最近又迷上一部台灣電影”陣頭”,於是合資買了個三太子學九天環台旅遊,還每到一個地方就PO影片。68Please respect copyright.PENANAL7IjHBBVUd
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這陣子他們PO影到穿著三太子給搶皮包的壞人飛踢,他們這則影片觀看人數還持續增加,凌不亂最近混看アニメ(卡通)兇到連二月份的統測差點忘記,讓老弟沒收ポケモン(神奇寶貝),盯死他看書,明明是大哥,卻怎麼樣都不敢反駁可怕的老弟。68Please respect copyright.PENANASv3MHQ0MNO
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只能乖乖照做,不然,電腦在被砸掉,我的人生一定會毀滅掉的啦!68Please respect copyright.PENANATwCcbDcZQo
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好不容易終於熬過難熬的統測,只剩成績下來才能決定學校,而那兩個外國人還沒揹著三太子結束他們的旅程,影片持續在PO。68Please respect copyright.PENANAl7TfxdFMNz
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昨天他們為了救人,穿著好幾十斤重的三太子下海救人,結果差點被淹死,真是KY(白癡),會有人忘記脫三太子下海救人嗎?
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他們不如去跟真正的三太子借風火輪在考慮跳海救人吧!68Please respect copyright.PENANACRTKaXQKuj
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考期結束正想大放鬆時,來訪瀏海剪的平短的長髮女高中生,姿態優雅的悠閒地喝著茶,跟冥清在陽台邊對弈。68Please respect copyright.PENANAzdxLRLfdaZ
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「老弟,他是冥清的女朋友嗎?」凌不亂剛回來沒多久好奇地問68Please respect copyright.PENANAKLSk3zVzxC
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「不知道,他說他是降龍尊者,說要來找你的。」68Please respect copyright.PENANALPasvkbDWP
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「疑?這個名子怎麼這麼耳熟.....」那裡聽過嘞?好熟悉阿....「不會是金庸小說人物的郭靖的必殺技吧?」68Please respect copyright.PENANAlbn0BeSiD0
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「郭靖是用降龍十八掌,聽也知道應該是某個尊稱才對。」凌恆亂糾正道68Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ad91zEmgZ
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「啊!」凌不亂指著他們正下棋的棋盤,那棋盤有著ヒカルの碁(棋魂;光的圍棋)的圖,背景是楓葉,SAI吹著笛子的棋盤「那不是我從特定商店從日本海外買的收藏用珍藏版棋盤嗎!」凌不亂衝上去要把寶貝棋盤給抽回去,完全不管正在下棋的兩人,凌不亂緊張半死地猛衝過去,臉卻貼撞痛到一堵看不見地透明牆。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvBjLX9Ke8z
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女高中生看著棋盤輕放了白子地道:「與其將棋盤放到發霉,不如拿出來發揮它的功效。」68Please respect copyright.PENANAQbAhWetiYd
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凌不亂猛敲透明牆管它著麼多神情緊張地猛敲透明牆怒道:「那個棋盤是我花一萬日幣才標買到的!你用了他就在毀掉他的價值!快還我!」68Please respect copyright.PENANA0p8V27yEsw
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「花點小時間,查查那稱號,我再考慮考慮,是否把棋盤還你?」女高中生完全沒打算解除透明牆照悠悠地落子喝茶68Please respect copyright.PENANARPwN0fhGc0
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凌不亂左敲又敲加上鐵鎚也敲不破透明牆,為了他心愛的棋盤,只能十分火急的打電話問。68Please respect copyright.PENANAOL8mjo2Gj5
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「管他什降龍尊者,我在拚未來的警大特考!別打電話來吵我!!」藍皓賢拚到出黑眼圈地掛電話68Please respect copyright.PENANAyIZtbdECy1
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「不就是我們夜絕師的敵人之一嗎?他太強大了,別找我解決他。」易葉紓以為是要扁人,完全會錯意的掛電話,根本沒講他是誰?68Please respect copyright.PENANAdCp6LKKi87
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凌不亂只能自立自強的用網路查詢,沒想到一下子就查到了,還很多降龍尊者的網頁,不就是濟公嗎!68Please respect copyright.PENANAef7l0SqkLs
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幹嘛不大眾化一點講,凌不亂查到後馬上猛敲透明牆壁很急著自己寶貝珍藏品在被摧殘的回答:「是濟公!快把棋盤還我!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAOSr486BR1g
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「恩,知道我來這裡要做什麼嗎?」濟公輕輕落放下白子完,問68Please respect copyright.PENANAarkVI3HKh0
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「不知道!快把棋盤還我!」凌不亂沒打算回答,急切地只想要回他珍藏版的心愛棋魂棋盤68Please respect copyright.PENANAzGZ2CTUjwG
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凌不亂的回答,讓濟公不是很滿意,不於理會地持續與冥清落子下棋。68Please respect copyright.PENANArNEjrSuWx2
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「我知道,你是來指點我的!求你快把棋盤還我,你在跟冥清下下去,它就會喪失它的價值了!」凌不亂看棋魂棋盤在黑白子交錯落下時,他珍藏版的棋盤已經產生不少細微地刮痕,快欲哭無淚地道68Please respect copyright.PENANA0dOSPcUlti
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「為師啊~」濟公柔聲點化道:「特來點醒,要你們去脾氣改毛病,好好學習同心協力,彼此互相精進學習,見過能改,見善向學。」濟公拿了扇子輕拍凌不亂兩兄弟及冥清和イタイ(痛)的頭68Please respect copyright.PENANAICCYHKJ0K3
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「疑?不是只有老哥嗎?」凌恆亂發問68Please respect copyright.PENANAFN6wGVKlAz
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「天下之人皆是為師想循循勸善的眾生,何來分別對待呢?」濟公輕笑道68Please respect copyright.PENANAQCPzH9ZgXl
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「你不是男的神仙嗎?幹嘛附在女人身上,扮人妖啊?」イタイ(痛)沒什麼禮貌地問68Please respect copyright.PENANAOBntWt8ZDu
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「別太執著於相上,倘若你認為自己是顆榴槤,就永遠是榴槤了。」68Please respect copyright.PENANAwQzLwmThR1
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「本大爺不會一輩子都是榴槤的!本大爺會幹掉家裡蹲到達顛峰的!」イタイ(痛)氣的咚咚咚地海刺凌不亂洩恨68Please respect copyright.PENANAbriuhznPXf
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「你就是這樣才會一直是榴槤,你就一輩子往巔峰的榴槤之路前進吧!哈哈哈!!」凌不亂邊嘲笑邊拿廚房的鐵鍋擋攻擊68Please respect copyright.PENANA0XsmLd4UGh
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濟公點到為止,便離開女高中生的身體,女高中生醒來,看見好像不是在自己家,很習慣又有禮貌地自我介紹,她叫林若亞,也是剛考完統測沒多久等著成績出來的學生,不過,她還有另一樣工作,替宮廟辦事的乩身,牠還很剛好得住在他們隔壁,也跟他們一樣是乾坤套的持有著,它跟從隔壁自家窗戶飛進來接他的一隻公雞麻糬,一同回去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAImkK96vx0X
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”根據南部某處養雞場,疑似發現禽流感疫情,當局正在介入調查,如過確定,雞隻可能慘遭撲殺。”女播報員的身後突然傳出陣陣躁動的雞叫聲,好像是他們看到什麼嚇到的亂竄亂飛,女主播和攝影機轉頭去拍,見到一名日本青年以雞場為背景拍攝一名扮著三太子還播放謝X燕的嗶嗶嗶之歌,跳起台客舞,雞場的主人跑出來制止。”68Please respect copyright.PENANArgn6XaegrI
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「他們太強了吧!揹三太子跑台灣還能學到台客舞。」凌不亂佩服他們驚人的學習力68Please respect copyright.PENANAtzgPmgo2wa
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「你也青春一下他們的精神去揹三太子環台,就能學到很多。」68Please respect copyright.PENANAsXNCsl9SdV
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「我才沒這麼無聊浪費體力。」68Please respect copyright.PENANA6QOMl5ZyST
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在沒幾天後,兩名外國人回來了台北,有點掃興又沒玩得很盡興的樣子。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEoCng9nIJM
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「你們怎麼了?玩得不開心嗎?」凌恆亂問68Please respect copyright.PENANA6JHANNelZD
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不是每次PO影片都玩得很高興嗎?68Please respect copyright.PENANAiFSfQbQsFc
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「你們台灣ヤクビョガミ要出來了,所以不能再玩下去了。」琉璃院晴生嘆了嘆,可惜沒玩的夠本,不過,中文能力倒是大為增進68Please respect copyright.PENANA39TqS6UyRS
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「ヤクビョガミ是什麼意思?」凌恆亂好奇問68Please respect copyright.PENANAg4Prj6AKWN
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我可沒聽過這個日文68Please respect copyright.PENANAfI1WxbwonA
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「我很想講解,可是我不會翻這句中文的意思....」琉璃院晴生中文還是沒很精,也不是每個都能翻成中文68Please respect copyright.PENANAw09mPrtsBr
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「土產!在哪裡!」冥清一開狂按電鈴的門,就衝進來為了土產而跑來的易葉紓68Please respect copyright.PENANAgDsIkTBjUs
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「美女!土產在這裡!」貞德很樂於分享從台灣一些地方帶禮物回來的喊68Please respect copyright.PENANAuLZFS389t4
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「叫暴力女來做什麼?他跟他家那條蛇可是很貪吃的。」凌不亂抄走土產跑68Please respect copyright.PENANA4BVSsjbkVO
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『就是說啊!留給他們吃不如讓本大爺吃光光!!』イタイ(痛)頭頂扛了一大袋土產也一起跑掉68Please respect copyright.PENANA4j0oPBoZko
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「給我站住!僕人1號!」易葉紓為了土產追喊68Please respect copyright.PENANA7DPyeNO1YA
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『沒嘴巴吃的傢伙!土產給你吃實在太讓費了!』烏溜溜也追喊道68Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ2RFO0wFo
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凌不亂和イタイ(痛)被逼死追到陽台,他們當然不會因此每次都吃虧而吃不到東西的把土產交出來,凌不亂沒什麼認為土產會被搶走的難得和イタイ(痛)很有默契地互看一眼,凌不亂便叫出乾坤套,對イタイ(痛)喊: 「乾、坤、坎、離、震、艮、巽、兌,風地觀!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAFRfO7wqtcH
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イタイ(痛)化成風讓凌不亂飛在空中,凌不亂則手抱所有它們的土產,得意地笑道:「有本事你們這兩個老愛我們家蹭飯的貪吃鬼飛上來追啊!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAbYseKHRa0i
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雖然凌不亂和イタイ(痛)被凌恆亂強迫訓練控制力量互相合作,沒打算在讓他們造成過年時的慘劇,雖然訓練時吵歸吵。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXC8zMOwStU
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但,當目標一致時,可是非常同心協力.....只為土產,讓凌恆亂有些無言。68Please respect copyright.PENANAryDUvhpE0Y
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可由於力量的掌握和分配還尚未成熟,飛在空中沒一陣子,イタイ(痛)就變回榴槤和凌不亂重力加速度的往下墜落,土產沒跟著掉下去的讓隔壁住戶的公雞麻糬幫忙接起。68Please respect copyright.PENANApDymDKJjob
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易葉紓先一步出手把烏溜溜便長讓牠蛇尾綁住那兩個傢伙,往上拉起來,在拉起凌不亂的衣領如強盜般兇狠地重摔在內地問:「土產呢!快交出來!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAgaUj2RvT2C
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易葉紓是為了土產才救人上來的,不然,以他良心給狗啃的心態,才懶得救人。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXC7WfXvV2i
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「イタイ(痛)吃掉了!你找他要!」凌不亂也不知道土產掉到哪去的推給イタイ(痛)趁機快跑,不然又要被扁死了68Please respect copyright.PENANAR7UxsPcLe5
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『本大爺連一口都還沒吃!八成是家裡蹲趁本大爺不注意暗槓掉了!』イタイ(痛)也回敬凌不亂推給他道68Please respect copyright.PENANAhuw2hVRQVS
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公雞麻糬由隔壁飛入凌家,翅膀將東西放下便道:『我順手幫忙接的,還給你們。』麻糬公雞語畢,飛回隔壁了。68Please respect copyright.PENANApsjOzNdQur
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想當然爾,土產是誰易主就很明顯了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAV7iNAM6DJb
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「別難過,我的給你們。」凌恆亂將分到他手上的土產給兩個正在互罵互發脾氣的兩人「順便問一下什麼是ヤクビョガミ?」68Please respect copyright.PENANAw0GQuy5SOP
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凌不亂和イタイ(痛)出線希望之光地等一下要搶分。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQosdFGq4uV
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「ヤクビョガミ是疫病神,就是瘟疫之神的意思。」凌不亂話完,跟イタイ(痛)跑去搶分土產68Please respect copyright.PENANAwbrdRZM4rL
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易葉紓享用土產享用到一半突然想起什麼的打手機給藍皓賢地道:「我最近要抓要跑出來的瘟疫之神,你明天跟我去準備圍捕作業。」68Please respect copyright.PENANAtAG511UwV4
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「大小姐!我忙著拚警大,沒空!你去找別人!」藍皓賢有點快罵出來地回68Please respect copyright.PENANAHM4oVJBYx5
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「警大算哪根蔥!大不了我畫一張作弊符包你一目千里的偷看答案,包你高中!」68Please respect copyright.PENANAvaEjcYDrw9
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”我寧願當根蔥也不要知法犯法!”藍皓賢頭痛地回68Please respect copyright.PENANAwg05D17pUC
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凌恆亂又聽到瘟疫之神的好奇問正在講手機死命要催人出來幫他的易葉紓:「為什麼瘟疫之神要跑出來?」連剛剛琉璃院晴生也講類似的話68Please respect copyright.PENANA9WN0ZwFG8K
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「因為人類殺了太多萬物生靈,老天不爽,派一個大咖的神要來攻打大陸和台灣,瘟疫之神會從大陸內陸移動到台灣的東南方和西南方,而最近的流感只是小菜一碟的警告。」68Please respect copyright.PENANAbltf5FpXUd
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「你怎麼知道啊?」凌恆亂看看灰茫台北的天空68Please respect copyright.PENANAAjHhGfSaXd
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該不會他收妖收到頭殼壞去了?68Please respect copyright.PENANACvBAEoAmqD
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「舅舅用九宮飛星和易經算出來的,說今年可以趁機大賺災難財,醫院會很生意興隆的很!」68Please respect copyright.PENANA1UxcrmuxZm
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「你舅舅想錢想瘋了!台灣怎麼可能會這樣,別聽你舅舅胡說八道!」凌恆亂不信地道68Please respect copyright.PENANAKFHl69IEVS
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沒人真希望台灣會發生這種可怕的災難,凌恆亂決定不放在心上在聽易葉紓胡言亂語,反正,八成是他們看太多人說2012的末日預言,還不是有人沒講準過。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnroRCHif3x
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