最近領養了一隻寵物,心情很好
友:發生什麼好事嗎?
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我:跟你說,我最近養了一隻好可愛好可愛的小寵物唷 (੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友:喔?跟貓咪相處沒問題嗎?
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我:當然,我把牠養在後院!(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友:那是怎樣的孩子呢?
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我:牠超萌的~~~我都叫牠小粉紅,還給牠綁了大大的蝴蝶結呢(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友:喔?好像真的不錯,那我去妳家看看
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我:好窩~你一定會被牠的可愛震撼到的!
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我歡天喜地地帶著友人來到我家後院,指著我最寵愛的小粉紅。
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我:你看,就是牠,很可愛吧!(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友人看著在圍籬邊緣徘徊,身高幾十尺,擁有一排利齒的巨大生物,除了脖子上以外的粉紅色緞帶能分辨以外,根本跟上方的想像圖截然不同,他不禁臉色慘白。
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友:等等等等--哪裡小?!而且這是暴龍吧?!
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我:這種大小很符合我ㄉ身高啊,我還幫牠的主題曲譜詞呢!
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小暴龍
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曲:據說是小毛驢
詞:鬱兔
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我有一隻小暴龍
我每一天都騎
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有一天牠心血來潮
燒了整座山~
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我手裡拿著火焰槍我心裡真得意
突然牠噴火轟轟轟隆
城鎮化平地~
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呀比\(๑´ㅂ`๑)/
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友:??????
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他感受到小粉紅銳利視線,渾身冷汗。
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友:呃,我想到有事我先走了--
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我:幹嘛!你該不會對我的小粉紅有意見吧!小粉紅過來ˋ皿ˊ!
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小粉紅直線奔來,大地一片天搖地晃。
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我:散步時間到囉~~~
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小粉紅:鋪嚇!!!!!(噴火)
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友:啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊--!!!!
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友:......我怎麼覺得我出場都沒好事,下次可以不要cue我嗎?
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我:那屋摳玲O\\w\\O ~CCC
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對了對了,我還和小粉紅穿情侶裝唷>w<
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