友：你昨天去哪？
我：和朋友討論下半年的地球毀滅計畫呀(*´ω｀*)
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友：……？？？
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看他一臉困惑的樣子，我翻開了我的筆記本，想要來和他分享一下我們偉大的計畫。
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我：我看看……九月是
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摳螺絲щ(゜ロ゜щ)
註:日文「殺す」殺的意思
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友：！！！（莫名其妙被打扁）
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不等他有機會反應，我又翻下一頁。
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我：下個月的計畫是——
摳螺絲щ(゜ロ゜щ)
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友：（莫名其妙被燒）
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我：下下個月是——
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友： 等等等等等！你的計畫該不會全部都是摳螺絲吧？！
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我看了一眼下一頁跟下下一頁。
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眉頭一皺，事情不單純！
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我：尼484偷看我們的計畫，你是間諜對吧！
摳螺絲щ(゜ロ゜щ)！！！！！
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友：啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——！！！
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看他飛在空中開心地歡呼呢。
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然後按「加至主畫面」