Homestuck. I know you know it Master, you have admitted it yourself! Oh, holy shipping lord tell us if John and Dave are made for each other or if Karkat and Gamzee will end up like Romeo and Juliet. Dear Master, I pray that you will answer a request as lowly such as this for you are the shipping deity! ..... I'm sorry, I read way too much Snailogy.
My humble servant, as you have requested, the Master shall answer, for it is the duty of the great Master of Fandoms to explain what is the truest of all truths in the world of pairings. Your prayers will be answered as fast as I can type.
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I'm sorry, I read way too much Snailogy.