The poor Cashier, I get weird people sometimes at my job. But that's mostly because I work at a costume shop and happen to end up getting some cosplayers now and then who want wigs or something similiar. (Best job ever by the way)
@I-Dont-Like-I-Obsess, I had a very enlightening lesson on how to apply troll make up by a person cosplaying as a guy named Kankri. He talked a lot about triggers and social justice... I swear he was insanely serious about playing his character right. Same with his friend who was making fish puns left and right.