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亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVgNSmD2RQ
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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxgZqU8XOw
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cXUdzuti4
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8muFYjuCt
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB7Ce4q5k4
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7DAvmhDjJ
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVwnw9any2
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcJmqYss83
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXAzrbdhiG
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cOzxtiZGA
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakXvBp1EZX
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG7Y12Eum3
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmlJWgZYrI
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVzKCFKdh0
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE44RlCR1u
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVfloH1mfA
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFROcD0sAkT
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kDUxyJ9Tn
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRWvJoKj2w
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx4702Yx57
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIMoUh50IZ
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTiMeTGqne
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMsOzMvqi0
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOgkP9ybJf
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisMQICeW12
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgYNTPG94e
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpGTAhNlUQ
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NgZxzFWxm
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBd95fO1Xm
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老婆：[乜話！！咁妳想幾時做？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrunNDEw10n
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OF1aOwvtu
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuusIZmxIw7
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkOkM43aDQ
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPu4FmhUxt
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我好平靜咁話：[返工。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYa40KLchd
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQczWqUo6
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73HZTouMhH
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7BX0joSvi
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltaf6ryhub
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR6oC9m6Hc
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmFZgdpI3E
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO6zDvmWKy
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVPLQA6uXu
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC6UGPzfl1
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYEZh5mQbZ
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIYykuHr1Y
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPK9cTXWJc
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97imFcGUqq
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZDPatd5LV
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1pCMh8Txi
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgzkimlKXb
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxFP8eZD7E
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我：[好呀，咁妳想食乜？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZkTK2jkQa
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlnmjWxTuQ
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Eucj2SF3
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKVHqbncu0
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9dvqUtBrI
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj40dNPdXD
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Maybo：[Ok。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8kRla8yvQ
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOjN2om3KJ
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcanOUqkMS3
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3rdJk1L6c
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWagxIEZda
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBa7ykYlRD
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY1iMLRkfr
呢個時候收到個msg。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ8CFhFO8U
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFBaXYbrT0
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmzrigKHhp
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHY01xjEnE
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJptk3GwRs
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DUPKCbtKQ
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAADYtMrZYJ
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA1c5GK434
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCZEBj09b9
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw5Xmdw460
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後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZwziT7Rok
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWW1ANw6sI
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaHFD55WuX
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrHMDcVb3y
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1x1vt0rKQ
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