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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN0t1iJ0qm
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFIBEpGmFN
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISyGFsB6wo
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku6pmgYQ0P
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW1l6DlhB9
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHbYhewovR
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKDj04S8OI
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZe0CQzRbx
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jlu3SkaVl
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vYZqorKKU
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv8U28uNqr
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfILsoPscj
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJX0KJRllh
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我問：【乜水呢架？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGGPQwcEE4
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf90gB3uxKe
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ktcxjevz
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fn1bJxtKo
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcpKEEynfO
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Maybo：【有呀。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsU9BfwoAh
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnWsasYrjI
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff7D5AJ6ct
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mmIr1LHn7
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hpYoEpyej
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3JXvBLFAV
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwGA9jjs1S
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW3TtpmhG2
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJgPDexZ1T
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf8VujK887
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvhXdOCTYX
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar1KXQRw9E
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe1LIFGiPq
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4mRzVYin8
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb92EMvYv6
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8izklArihz
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNa52IQvMt
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuDfMG3h9u
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp4UZQPqW4
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZQ5oboHJZ
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我：【無言。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDRPiXA2qD
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTcuYaXxPQ
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y79A1fsJn
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulvag19LCT
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv37ZXfdAb
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHNCT9cbAg
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1hcjIwJFz
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtGQdPEzTh
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MU98Qb0bP
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4Qqb1IVdH
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowDIBySNKm
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGB6iHF2tt
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUw4SthKmr
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDugTUg1pFD
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncfkJg9OMU
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroiiTGy5sb
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VMv4AM8O1
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我：【OK。】427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmoYWJRuwA
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjJYxfQYxe
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhz90YBzAD
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4SWgMVl7d
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayskyUo5qK
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vgeAnuPwb
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvIovMcsDL
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreMOHILDV0
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K2NY7HsOJ
D橙散到一地都係，個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurfoxvdddK
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJprUpaHzi1
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ400PADy5
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHDqRwxv1Z
印巴有D唔好意思咁話：[唔該晒，你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW35BfDAsc
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1GcLdUQA4
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNS2IfSvkl
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKHbtuCXY0
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句：[你地…請唔請人呀？]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIL21xe27W
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb9hk2PKNV
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9gQd0E6Sa
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdxmeho54C
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX2NROgcXh
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ErU01WvRQ
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpZqj8gsBj
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHeOL0UIK0
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於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9dmGAr5CZ
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就係咁，我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEmFqrgVgW
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