早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢243Please respect copyright.PENANAJkp4tfMwuj
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班243Please respect copyright.PENANAIGILB0FbSI
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠243Please respect copyright.PENANA0NbQHvp1x8
明明一條路到底就會到的地方243Please respect copyright.PENANA5HqxgdJFD2
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路243Please respect copyright.PENANAQWEP0sukKo
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了243Please respect copyright.PENANAULvLmQgCfl
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點243Please respect copyright.PENANAvvSd6kTVlE
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡243Please respect copyright.PENANAhQlKuauF19
再繼續睡一下243Please respect copyright.PENANAm8WBZwoR87
本來在想要不要跟他講243Please respect copyright.PENANAiLlY4fLA4E
但他又特別不要臉243Please respect copyright.PENANAtdgmxm9pek
總是會扭曲說我在想他243Please respect copyright.PENANAVE5l74ESXI
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話243Please respect copyright.PENANAlEY06GUSfr
我就直接罵出去了243Please respect copyright.PENANA6oda4owyEt
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶243Please respect copyright.PENANAbn4yzkF3Nq
他說:夢到我幹嘛?243Please respect copyright.PENANA1fU0qSikqY
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情243Please respect copyright.PENANA1bB1vHzLZR
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一243Please respect copyright.PENANAz2vXgPx6bG
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊243Please respect copyright.PENANAciZ39INhu9
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠243Please respect copyright.PENANAGWTc3fyJYD
:那關我什麼事?243Please respect copyright.PENANADfQmfOaB0i
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路243Please respect copyright.PENANAmeY8EU8wuL
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力243Please respect copyright.PENANAQQtQzMbdFX
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異243Please respect copyright.PENANAPkDFCBHF0U
:我真的會這樣捏,真的243Please respect copyright.PENANAHscspC3Qaz
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧243Please respect copyright.PENANAv79dSwDUNG
同時:簡直就是你啊243Please respect copyright.PENANAh685GKSGzc
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:243Please respect copyright.PENANABAhnPJsuKb
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?243Please respect copyright.PENANArBddhcr63I
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴243Please respect copyright.PENANAsrZVOYh2Yz
其實真不是他騎的啊243Please respect copyright.PENANAcGxCBKdZSb
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆243Please respect copyright.PENANA9f9DSbnngp
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去243Please respect copyright.PENANAZnSqBQHgdA
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情243Please respect copyright.PENANAhhy22CDxFi
老跟我說去找夢解析243Please respect copyright.PENANAMGDsULDfA8
也許是我下意識希望他騎我243Please respect copyright.PENANAFWHieW0Mqh
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?