我打開了後車門,坐了進去。624Please respect copyright.PENANAXQkRdLitUp
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。624Please respect copyright.PENANApCzMZRrnYV
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我愣愣的看著她。624Please respect copyright.PENANA6EK3vB3n3K
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。624Please respect copyright.PENANASPaiuAaW7b
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。624Please respect copyright.PENANAwgxJaaK1TL
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。624Please respect copyright.PENANAPR8RLHwani
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。624Please respect copyright.PENANAzvk5BPydsl
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。624Please respect copyright.PENANAQhI8lJt8os
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。624Please respect copyright.PENANAr6wyz9r0IS
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。624Please respect copyright.PENANAPn9XZtqg9x
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「哦?路上撞到的?」624Please respect copyright.PENANAqICEMSh8VV
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAAvrfsNmxhl
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。624Please respect copyright.PENANAUG4tIScYQ2
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAt3eRFTso7m
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。624Please respect copyright.PENANAsgqjs5CAY3
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」624Please respect copyright.PENANA4D7D1NUe1G
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。624Please respect copyright.PENANA8mf4OCyJ7y
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」624Please respect copyright.PENANANBheX8sojp
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司機突然失笑。624Please respect copyright.PENANAy9Txb7WAuU
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「笑什麼啦!」624Please respect copyright.PENANAc0UlIUBUxX
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。624Please respect copyright.PENANAJFRuAebzZh
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「怎麼了?」他問道。624Please respect copyright.PENANAjeo77Wa8df
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。624Please respect copyright.PENANACAyl5oJpXB
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。624Please respect copyright.PENANAYab4K5vbyD
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。624Please respect copyright.PENANAxR3lIXlHcX
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。624Please respect copyright.PENANAIBSvNVGyhP
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。624Please respect copyright.PENANAfAiRumgg33
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。624Please respect copyright.PENANAAbOsD9I0rp
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5JBmuja45
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「那他怎麼沒事?」624Please respect copyright.PENANAdzZuwxUzVj
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。624Please respect copyright.PENANAXBd8Zmmq2h
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。624Please respect copyright.PENANA9YHhtp42gT
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。624Please respect copyright.PENANAb4nWua3rGw
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。624Please respect copyright.PENANAOlOMzAB1BQ
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。624Please respect copyright.PENANAmqCzGb5NCW
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。624Please respect copyright.PENANAZitwkL5TXS
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。624Please respect copyright.PENANAQuQudDknOK
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。624Please respect copyright.PENANA2vBSZG9RrS
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?624Please respect copyright.PENANAeavmGutqi6
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。624Please respect copyright.PENANA0kjVPmTMMV
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。624Please respect copyright.PENANAGvIdimRw5a
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。624Please respect copyright.PENANAj0aLEPXgaQ
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!624Please respect copyright.PENANAPMEbei0fZz
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。624Please respect copyright.PENANAuaH3RO9uBX
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。624Please respect copyright.PENANAgD9DQX1Nrq
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。624Please respect copyright.PENANAeUAwJGvW7s
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殺人自然不是。624Please respect copyright.PENANA7IykR3uo6T
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。624Please respect copyright.PENANAH2gafNEjBE
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。624Please respect copyright.PENANAtmBl0oCIkS
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。624Please respect copyright.PENANA6QIp0RtmWG
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。624Please respect copyright.PENANA0nEG0t0QXU
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無論是一年,或是半天。624Please respect copyright.PENANApHOd5yJ35n
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。624Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8S82L070e
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」624Please respect copyright.PENANAwIF87G1Q5J
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAAe3qPsE8tX
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」624Please respect copyright.PENANA3tymA7Obfd
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAqAUqb8q1rl
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。624Please respect copyright.PENANASzJPuidA7H
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。624Please respect copyright.PENANAebMCqMLRdz
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。624Please respect copyright.PENANAYrI8JJrjWq
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例如說……624Please respect copyright.PENANAcNPQK7L28X
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。624Please respect copyright.PENANAgtifPWpJEW
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。624Please respect copyright.PENANAM2rG5zVHoO
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。624Please respect copyright.PENANAVEVkSfeQIp
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。624Please respect copyright.PENANADMbhgXbWQW
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4.談場戀愛
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