我打開了後車門,坐了進去。595Please respect copyright.PENANAVMhl9c2MQX
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。595Please respect copyright.PENANALKgTvHMqrq
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我愣愣的看著她。595Please respect copyright.PENANAxbQwIHC0CP
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。595Please respect copyright.PENANAuv9B7JhUXa
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。595Please respect copyright.PENANA6blAVAEixs
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAoMls2Tj4nm
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAp16J3rEftQ
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。595Please respect copyright.PENANA3JRt2JnKHg
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。595Please respect copyright.PENANAMpMxoLNEUC
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。595Please respect copyright.PENANAKQWrWyeypQ
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「哦?路上撞到的?」595Please respect copyright.PENANAiHujf4lnYD
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」595Please respect copyright.PENANA1m1dOJRVue
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。595Please respect copyright.PENANAwNrQeYUqux
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」595Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pa9HrxlSk
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。595Please respect copyright.PENANAFMoxGc1i0O
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAT5QTwjgAFS
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。595Please respect copyright.PENANAsExxDwQ8DY
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」595Please respect copyright.PENANAfz2pvKIhms
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司機突然失笑。595Please respect copyright.PENANAQFCml46BCe
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「笑什麼啦!」595Please respect copyright.PENANAaSsa7ukSkP
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。595Please respect copyright.PENANA03tmEuIgKh
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「怎麼了?」他問道。595Please respect copyright.PENANAIRVgvq4Vnz
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。595Please respect copyright.PENANAHljzpjYLjJ
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAhKTcf7Kq1D
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。595Please respect copyright.PENANAzPoBgRcgcF
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。595Please respect copyright.PENANAvD1O7zADRF
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。595Please respect copyright.PENANAqE3snlAXvR
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。595Please respect copyright.PENANAReeU9nupEK
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAkHh31lrt06
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「那他怎麼沒事?」595Please respect copyright.PENANAz8k5bmvyqu
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。595Please respect copyright.PENANAup6tXCdKvI
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAtFoMvGNjKe
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。595Please respect copyright.PENANAewIb5siVBW
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。595Please respect copyright.PENANA8vbdTcA1hd
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。595Please respect copyright.PENANA1E4OZT8zz1
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。595Please respect copyright.PENANAYtMgol3OYf
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。595Please respect copyright.PENANA33n5RbgPSP
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAWlFpvqYxZU
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?595Please respect copyright.PENANA5FHKOvCiKL
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。595Please respect copyright.PENANAArFoQ5inhO
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。595Please respect copyright.PENANAOTNDEmmS5t
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。595Please respect copyright.PENANAjKd0U02Muk
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!595Please respect copyright.PENANAJxy7F6RDLo
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。595Please respect copyright.PENANAruKzWvznBp
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。595Please respect copyright.PENANAPngGN1loGJ
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。595Please respect copyright.PENANAKLZexKOo1q
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殺人自然不是。595Please respect copyright.PENANALzICVedsY9
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。595Please respect copyright.PENANAZdfmxmh5k5
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。595Please respect copyright.PENANAHitlsOyANH
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。595Please respect copyright.PENANAXbtsRnw21H
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。595Please respect copyright.PENANAX7lDjYAQRN
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無論是一年,或是半天。595Please respect copyright.PENANAf1pz261D0D
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。595Please respect copyright.PENANA6gbPnvvm7t
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」595Please respect copyright.PENANAgGWwA4uTtd
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAao67SvswxT
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」595Please respect copyright.PENANACkSHENxRjM
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」595Please respect copyright.PENANASukVNN9KDT
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。595Please respect copyright.PENANA23026D2Dfg
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。595Please respect copyright.PENANAAB370XCd6l
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。595Please respect copyright.PENANA6VIpU0VxoK
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例如說……595Please respect copyright.PENANA5lWzwXkAZ5
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。595Please respect copyright.PENANAst9Bqe4zzq
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。595Please respect copyright.PENANAgLRIbgZnOK
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。595Please respect copyright.PENANA3VY0NbULVe
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。595Please respect copyright.PENANA7hv6Xdk4Rd
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4.談場戀愛
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