"Nothing heals heartbreak like screaming Olivia Rodrigo at full volume."
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Subject: pettiest playlist of the year goes to… me
eli.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE7jKaX8ov
i made a playlist titled “for when your groupmate uses comic sans and your faith in humanity breaks.”101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiluzFNRzQe
i’m currently scream-singing to track 4 while eating cereal with a fork because all my spoons are in the sink.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh2QQEOFZA
it’s a mood.
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sad. dramatic. cereal-forking.
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Subject: cereal fork is a vibe
maya.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj5tAjmay6
track 4 better be “good 4 u” or i’m calling the authorities.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7kzkzc3GL
also, the fork thing is valid. i once drank iced coffee with a knife. no regrets.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIvytLRDwL
send me the playlist. for... peer review.
– eli101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI2Lj6iYmN
music snob, chaos enabler
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Subject: attached: rage therapy 💕
okay you asked for it.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw35V7jBQt0
enjoy: [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4mtUmL00VaYfC0gkEH0Odt?si=uPQWcd-5RuGOfoOppIcfQg] “dear god why do men” — a playlist in five stages of grief, three accidental crushes, and one cup of weaponized spite.
tracklist highlights:
misery business – paramore
better than revenge – taylor swift
good 4 u – olivia rodrigo
brutal – also olivia, my queen
should’ve said no – taylor again, obviously
kill bill – sza (i don’t condone murder, but i vibe)
– maya101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzXvAMNf93
the most dramatic person you never met
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Subject: playlist review: violently iconic
maya.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlsJUhh7xv
i have goosebumps.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZYpQqVVC4
i want to fight someone. i don’t even know who. but i’m hyped.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYWN5nyvPP
“kill bill” came on and i almost texted my ex “good luck.”101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyTvRFx2hB
i didn’t. but spiritually, i did.
also: “dear god why do men” deserves a grammy for best emotional support.
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threatened. inspired.
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Subject: so we’re rage soulmates now?
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you passed the vibe check.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNgoGanvDU
you didn’t question my musical angst or my cereal fork.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgEV3wp0CW
this feels like the start of something irrationally comforting.
ps: have you ever cried to phoebe bridgers in a parking lot or is that just me?
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emotionally stable adjacent
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Subject: phoebe bridgers made me cry at the DMV
maya.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0cMVtoF98
“motion sickness” came on. i was holding a ticket that said A132.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC40wIWFLJ
i did cry.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PlzytoDlC
the security guard offered me a tissue and a mint.
so yes. we’re bonded now.
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co-president, feelings club
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Subject: certified mood
i would like to formally nominate you as:
my email pen pal
my official heartbreak soundtrack consultant
and co-author of “texts we never sent but emotionally screamed”
it’s a growing resume. benefits include emotional chaos and unsolicited memes.
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possibly your new internet pen friend
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Subject: i accept the role
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you send the songs, i’ll send the sarcasm.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0ji4tpuG4
together we’re like...101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQSU799RWk
the emotional avengers.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtXpylLkSl
no capes though. just playlists.
– eli101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA3UPdy6af
ready to rage, reply, repeat
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🎧 “dear god why do men” – Reviewed
📝 liner notes by eli, who has clearly felt too much and judged too many fonts
Track 1: Misery Business – Paramore101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZdgoy2Z9T
this track made me want to break up with someone i’m not dating.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBYSaUETcG
⭐ rage level: 9.5/10
Track 2: Better Than Revenge – Taylor Swift101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrqGRuCVig
may have shouted “she’s not a saint!” at a squirrel.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7qT6PFSPj
⭐ sass factor: 11/10
Track 3: good 4 u – Olivia Rodrigo101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3hQ7JDkz
screamed into a spoon. felt better.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCItL3QL3F
⭐ catharsis: 10/10
Track 4: brutal – Olivia Rodrigo101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCYG8XX2of
i knocked over a lamp. worth it.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bS4wRcKtt
⭐ chaos energy: unmeasurable
Track 5: should’ve said no – Taylor Swift101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdAlPO0dTR
the rain cried for me.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVH9Yt0DdP
⭐ drama: peak
Track 6: Kill Bill – SZA101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ZIRR19EJ
i do not condone murder. but i understand.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBrWYQFJav
⭐ emotional weaponry: activated
Final thoughts:101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Dcam1yK5
this playlist isn't therapy. it's exorcism.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDMv6ZfQW3
i feel seen, personally attacked, and spiritually lighter.101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9SxpQd7zQ
maya, if you ever make another one — please consider me your chaos consultant.
– eli101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGnJB644ej
officially unwell in a poetic way
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