唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYB0SpBeKMe
季节交替,历夏经秋。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjo2JPDaX21
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。68Please respect copyright.PENANArhIlH9P2mF
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。68Please respect copyright.PENANACyNElPASII
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAewtiIAYHOT
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAWJOkFkJsAA
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPxC3IgBwda
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。68Please respect copyright.PENANAx8MMJ7Xexq
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAI14VhUOexj
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGGtaJMhJwT
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?68Please respect copyright.PENANAo0kQEvruPy
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。68Please respect copyright.PENANAafmLgsmaHG
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAFtqnU9eUfy
八戒:吃水能吃饱?68Please respect copyright.PENANAW0sUvduMr7
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbBk2avGQBx
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANATdaEvW4aQa
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGojXaBenr7
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmVVtPQSVZP
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。68Please respect copyright.PENANA39k63wt6st
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJGG0CDoi3g
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAbSFSmEzCF0
悟空:是滴。68Please respect copyright.PENANAg3EBtiL3o5
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。68Please respect copyright.PENANAb1SI6DhMZa
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkbmNpUBaQg
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAxCswBuWDKN
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。68Please respect copyright.PENANAZlENoWldgD
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsJYxiDjwqE
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnDX0vke2er
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。68Please respect copyright.PENANARvrhtYa0lk
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAVtl3wr6GDU
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?68Please respect copyright.PENANAhYKXetxiUp
红发妖:嗯。68Please respect copyright.PENANAxoz4Zv8bYt
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?68Please respect copyright.PENANAZGsgBQBnd1
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEieFhUccZH
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAF3xLCE3Sjd
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。68Please respect copyright.PENANAdYy02AbtuT
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjXP2aUVDCz
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAI62EIfaW85
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEtI0cOCKxn
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。68Please respect copyright.PENANAt9gkevyFdy
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?68Please respect copyright.PENANAl3uVwhLnpg
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。68Please respect copyright.PENANA3UI6Yn2WwX
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbg8smub1EN
悟空开始看八戒。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXodDdovjmG
八戒:看什么?68Please respect copyright.PENANAdohM8vKyqd
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?68Please respect copyright.PENANA6iqrRFPgBt
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?68Please respect copyright.PENANAntxBl3hzVr
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?68Please respect copyright.PENANARSPlU3XdEP
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。68Please respect copyright.PENANAtPx4GBSHc7
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。68Please respect copyright.PENANA3Iq5ozMNNj
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。68Please respect copyright.PENANAs8PDGNR5gd
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。68Please respect copyright.PENANAFjW0EpDb8N
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?68Please respect copyright.PENANAWC13P8cG1G
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。68Please respect copyright.PENANARNILGzvXQC
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfVQntBJ4Bn
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。68Please respect copyright.PENANA785Mrw2oCw
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7seMGOwOY9
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwJwboHKeDU
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjVIztEW2Nj
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?68Please respect copyright.PENANA6k8FE1QaNd
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsUSZfRcuxl
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。68Please respect copyright.PENANAtXSxd1OF05
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。68Please respect copyright.PENANAOemRhB7S1x
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?68Please respect copyright.PENANAbXSTCg6tcm
悟空:姐姐。68Please respect copyright.PENANAo2lxLOoWok
唐僧:大姐。68Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZlP24gz58
观音:是你们。68Please respect copyright.PENANAqELBbI2mkj
唐僧:是我们。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnNZCMdJTrl
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。68Please respect copyright.PENANAcmhNWoCmeO
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?68Please respect copyright.PENANARWdaN9FYCs
红发妖:泥沙。68Please respect copyright.PENANA3vaTLJ841F
观音:泥沙?68Please respect copyright.PENANATa0Mea7vhb
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。68Please respect copyright.PENANActmsn6ODx0
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。68Please respect copyright.PENANAs5Hu1VMxrR
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?68Please respect copyright.PENANAL9fyiSRoGC
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7nhwq0AS6P
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。68Please respect copyright.PENANANgvqBRvCIy
观音:嗯嗯。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmkyngnVA0W
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?68Please respect copyright.PENANApxA1OF4ilf
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。68Please respect copyright.PENANABJcCfxcp0c
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkKF2eXBMDG
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXjyHjYdTfx
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEOG3tzxmsg
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?68Please respect copyright.PENANAR9QmaA5FT6
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……68Please respect copyright.PENANA4wr0PYjTFX
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。68Please respect copyright.PENANApQ0C97icEx
唐僧做了介绍。68Please respect copyright.PENANADZLqcogRQP
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?68Please respect copyright.PENANAr2n8Tyklww
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。68Please respect copyright.PENANABDKaa1Sy3D
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。68Please respect copyright.PENANA2cwLWBNr4K
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。68Please respect copyright.PENANAIqQVibHnRa
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsunTKNbWFv
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwf2uYZs4SR
唐僧:额。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbg9UGcIhSc
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。68Please respect copyright.PENANARkmPSLNccY
唐僧:嗯嗯。68Please respect copyright.PENANAijt3BmW62N
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。68Please respect copyright.PENANA943bP1hDcE
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnyMK7hzo29
68Please respect copyright.PENANASBlMZnUeGd
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