唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ2IT4kBvD
季节交替,历夏经秋。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbABB8VgXyJ
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdR1nTdzdCr
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。74Please respect copyright.PENANACQv7gfiviu
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。74Please respect copyright.PENANARfLlzMQYTz
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIw5cEoN8N0
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAmHcLUltNQ
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。74Please respect copyright.PENANANXbU43VvSq
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。74Please respect copyright.PENANABAZWUFq2YL
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。74Please respect copyright.PENANARM0Zr4DsIV
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?74Please respect copyright.PENANANJhzH7xJV1
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHUnGwp22Fp
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAY8eejcxJVx
八戒:吃水能吃饱?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2KnK0zleEx
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。74Please respect copyright.PENANAA1HFqX6dHL
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjnqiAwanok
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。74Please respect copyright.PENANAs1imtjkDMM
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYHXuG06Bks
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIzUd3BitkF
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzdAYEscJMs
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAIhwZlWcUFi
悟空:是滴。74Please respect copyright.PENANASu8K6WSBRW
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIhIoHR8Lfw
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPUNMcaWuCo
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!74Please respect copyright.PENANAzTYeil1a1y
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。74Please respect copyright.PENANAsXE2yqbQON
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKCVE3KpGhy
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9911j9EMcS
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9DfdU0oskx
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdD40cI1qL7
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?74Please respect copyright.PENANABBxS3qokfu
红发妖:嗯。74Please respect copyright.PENANA42eWGZnwcv
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?74Please respect copyright.PENANAt6YVvBGzIq
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANArYOT9XbsTC
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAwBg76yZNf3
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZOv3UfWwWo
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1ofhvzj9TU
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvVKZjw8yKE
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAa44gFDTnmw
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtdUwvDFlkk
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?74Please respect copyright.PENANAMCAwYcTYyE
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。74Please respect copyright.PENANA41gopYBmsU
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJoXSieasu1
悟空开始看八戒。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8new9rko4e
八戒:看什么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjXy89iLdkD
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAOVHXd4rnSa
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3hWzZOvh62
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?74Please respect copyright.PENANALkYGZxB0bY
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1emHpYHByp
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOGAyS9UKi3
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVrnnBM6WgW
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOHZ0J28SVQ
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?74Please respect copyright.PENANAk3Bz0RoK54
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXi1Tfybcsq
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。74Please respect copyright.PENANAugezRwc5zy
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。74Please respect copyright.PENANAu6TzgeiOLV
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYInYz3gVE5
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIrZ1L9LYO4
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGJzvsPzm8P
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?74Please respect copyright.PENANApkXHT3KhOj
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。74Please respect copyright.PENANABiXyweS3u9
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUr9YUBFpb4
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。74Please respect copyright.PENANAkrmdEtLJQ8
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?74Please respect copyright.PENANAiASWkagfVB
悟空:姐姐。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzymaugIYLy
唐僧:大姐。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyva8DSWdaa
观音:是你们。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhzb2rmo3Sx
唐僧:是我们。74Please respect copyright.PENANAeQX8au6in1
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmlKdX2dXF0
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?74Please respect copyright.PENANA0yiXYLoGOD
红发妖:泥沙。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgrGWnKznDp
观音:泥沙?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjf3fMaselu
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwoQcO3IDUo
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。74Please respect copyright.PENANAeZpXWwx56T
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?74Please respect copyright.PENANALaGMpdEMsk
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYvFuLOF7Gv
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIi0RVWG1kE
观音:嗯嗯。74Please respect copyright.PENANAh4AA2DUOvH
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?74Please respect copyright.PENANAeXG1436c0N
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJLPd1eMbm5
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。74Please respect copyright.PENANAxvUT5FZJKG
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgbB5ulLTW7
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。74Please respect copyright.PENANAK61sc0IY1w
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?74Please respect copyright.PENANAzCxMVd2wdG
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……74Please respect copyright.PENANAdEmvszytOQ
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。74Please respect copyright.PENANAFlsiqR6ZWy
唐僧做了介绍。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfCMyKmtrWk
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?74Please respect copyright.PENANAUMrxwqvC8B
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7DudIJIKTz
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。74Please respect copyright.PENANAsIuGyBAZta
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3QJGteXsBG
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAn9rAiQkF12
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmcyxPQWye9
唐僧:额。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6bO5tw53ul
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4s1fr68Nxd
唐僧:嗯嗯。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdINc1znnCD
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfj9C9M1K8w
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAseLPk3m3Ha
74Please respect copyright.PENANASrd9kYbsfn
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ISSUE #17
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