The good news is: It'll probably be R-rated for certain unfit for children content anyway.
The bad news is: Nobody will want me to write my own personal dream diary/journal.
Or... will you??

Ugh! I knew I should've gotten that mobile game when it was available!
There was this mobile phone game where you played as a ninja girl, and saved babies or something.... Now I can't even think the name of it!

*Crying*

Got to the part they meet the handsome youth, but can't quite figure out how to let the readers know how rich & successful he is, or what he does to them without seeming cringe.

Sent an email for a link to instructions to Python to myself, turned in a job application for Sam & Louie's pizzeria, & ordered the LTE version of the Samsung Watch 6!!
I'm still so scared, because: What if I have to pay extra to keep my smartwatch activated & usable independently from my phone???

"If I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption"                    -Sheev Palpatine, Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
You literally could play that audio over ANY/ALL footage of Donald Trump, & nor only miss nothing, but actually gain from it!