I know you two were close on here so I wanted to let you know. 

I made her leave. Check her bio

MarkTwain is gone

Have you guys ever heard of the “Dead Man Walking” tornado? It’s quite fascinating, I recommend a watch.

So, my school computer finally decided to disassemble itself when the library is closed.

What a great day.

I. Despise. Rational. Expressions.

So, I just had a peer explain in detail how they were going to scam the government. It was interesting, to say the least.

Someone got arrested at my school yesterday, I don't know how I missed the fact we were apparently on lock down.

Hey this Sigurd I got a question 

I feel like this is how you speak.  it was from a Willam shakspere ai


I'm well aware of the fact that thou art speaking a form of Middle English, but I cannot understand the meaning of your words. Mayhaps speak in normal modern English?

So, I just went to a German restaurant for Mother’s Day and Oh. My. God. I got a burger called “Der Kommissar,” and that  shit hit different.

You act like a bowl of bitch 

Screw being excited for the weekend, I'm ecstatic we're committing arson in my Outdoor's class today.

Took an Anatomy Lab practical, and guess what? My dumb ass threw out all the notes I could’ve used in my last binder purge. 

I’m going to fail, anyway-how is everyone else doing?

Anyone ever heard of Libertango? It's a good arrangement, recommend giving it a listen.  

My school won't turn on the A/C, apparently, May 15th seems like a suitable time to consider turning it on.

I'm going to roast.