First of all, I want to say hi to whoever's still here! If we were friends, please hmu and fill me in. If we weren't, lets talk. Maybe we will be.

Second of all, I have started a contest! It's been a while, but the lack of good prompts was getting to me.

The contest is titled 'Writing on the High Seas'. I would link to it, but I am doing this on my Kindle, and it took me ten minutes just to post this.

All my love, Twain.