釋之為廷尉。640Please respect copyright.PENANAVVAW7567na
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...640Please respect copyright.PENANAHMd62UQWTQ
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上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。640Please respect copyright.PENANA2IoirBiw07
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行640Please respect copyright.PENANABmKWKSMC6X
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於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。640Please respect copyright.PENANAdIDihkWTjl
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。640Please respect copyright.PENANAXRds9OGH8R
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曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 640Please respect copyright.PENANAB7PQsgPCRT
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,640Please respect copyright.PENANAtUmupTY4Hv
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久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」640Please respect copyright.PENANAl7AZ4SmZgX
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」640Please respect copyright.PENANAxuH8SoAe8V
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廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。640Please respect copyright.PENANAOv2jjH84Ec
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰640Please respect copyright.PENANA3p9yihvwuL
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文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,640Please respect copyright.PENANAI76MqrWq7s
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,640Please respect copyright.PENANA8g4uG0McH8
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令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?640Please respect copyright.PENANAwI7A9vDlcE
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?640Please respect copyright.PENANAHDsnEqiR15
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而廷尉乃當之罰金!」640Please respect copyright.PENANAd8obWjIMeh
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!640Please respect copyright.PENANAtkTvVWLkUw
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釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。640Please respect copyright.PENANALYYRZfpxiq
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等640Please respect copyright.PENANAdsuq3BCO7C
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今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。640Please respect copyright.PENANAuD4YP7n2kO
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!640Please respect copyright.PENANAyBXimIvWxi
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且方其時,上使立誅之則已。640Please respect copyright.PENANAkV3rTSGf4X
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。640Please respect copyright.PENANAhFLWuh68AY
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)640Please respect copyright.PENANA4XmZl6CEbs
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今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,640Please respect copyright.PENANAIU3dFPe4Pn
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,640Please respect copyright.PENANAPwGVgg229I
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」640Please respect copyright.PENANAqksBCAoI9f
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!640Please respect copyright.PENANA5cBBlJUUks
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良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」640Please respect copyright.PENANAtDo5fcUWKo
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」640Please respect copyright.PENANAIrIC3iw3Ue
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 640Please respect copyright.PENANA7w5bAXBJrI
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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ISSUE #9
眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷
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