* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGkLHA0nhX
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出阵中——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcwygeMsdD
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssClyUcODw
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOTarFBjEH
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MAY0EjXir
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8VfgFNBH9
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5Kaw75K69
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDY0O4KvTk
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWmWRIilVR
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT9gSnq1GZ
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqGf6SNmm9
烛台：大概吧……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZurHKHUP2l
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Jr8SNGrk
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不久之后——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaPLMhfRHw
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsnIupmVY6
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxMxsJtI0n
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtxvXnuYJz
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcf53UtTAg
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh1ASO4vPu
蜂须贺：……（怨气）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LeOQvm0IM
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQim2ZGHgc
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回到本丸后——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65ikzRNOWZ
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeMAa5t14f
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNxOwnDfGW
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWnXXff2XO
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UzUQjGpEw
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWTCC023QU
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsAvznzQxb
长曾弥：乐意之至。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUHgZgfTo0
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI8JPQs3i8
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkRZ9l6uSI
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPaKoutQAz
豆丁：联络感情？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU6rz9RYGa
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIKwlgXDcx
豆丁：可以出去看吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCBF2joD79
烛台：可以……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8V9SmpjFp
豆丁：哇！太好了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzKNfMMql8
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95JtFIqnf4
豆丁：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPshjqwRJoz
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再次出阵时——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnes3L3jwK
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoHvGcMJw0
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcl2BkLFJT
蜂须贺：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplfkupfxWw
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不久之后——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK07jdws39
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5tdxfkxnG
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcziKoFONFV
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qNgERI3GD
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKU1v1M0i3
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXmoWHqja4
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtptqAqMmeq
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Iig6omlq0
长曾弥：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOs9ZUdQaq
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回到本丸后——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ295zlfDXyT
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvDnzbMo3Z
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFgrRqIuiu
（远处传来对话）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3QW8Oca50
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVIxQHJubn
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl5fi8NBOS
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GpNrnzZpc
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPcXc9i6AY
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzItPxgZCH
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eyHcSMwhK
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOg7eO2EIX
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIqnPpiHMM
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后来——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj2x116oxB
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4HLhD82dT
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmDjYdRxFf
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQO3WTJOdd
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmF00Iz0mn
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t6FCGfVl8
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再后来——60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbgkWwXwZR
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHASVx8n4LZ
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3zwNLwiX7
浦岛：一期……哥好。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5MUjy0F60
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMjrQW8zKX
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxyhsD6VXJ
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）