各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsblqOOqdo
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1、医院53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAai3Evqpk
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYsO6Jm9hM
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsQAUyxIAj
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBl5BReCVg
周：！！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T8QPafNEb
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg56KESGBei
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV5c6x9B1G
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2VEwK5Imx
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdWOdnlnRD
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbamGW3KIj
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMozDI4AJe8
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoYfU6vx7a
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfJyTRRzrs
江波涛夺门而出。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UXTafYNrH
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2、该说江户还是幕府？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZqsX4UDfe
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXPMRAy7Yh
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nddt3pXjI
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJilWTXBUm
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECNpu0huCd
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UM0tWDG3E
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWpYmo8zhX
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5Tf8klfZv
周：……（以色侍君吗？）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pbLXpiXme
孙：不是的！我没有！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lMfcrqLsZ
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSUQUJhCNM
孙：是！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K4somNMHi
周：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkD7ctXYFD
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLu2DXqqXZ
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvLeK2cvBb
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavzMUeanUt
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3、孙半仙和周客人53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONR86Bl0qi
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z4k8qabrn
周：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2InHQerYRX
孙：客人你要算啥？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjhIOCRCzq
周：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jHLMFIOKq
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrpZtSzITf
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkVCaokgRR
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn6Dis0412
周：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFmdM0yM3a
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXkejhaYeq
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEUUojpm4R
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwugCqQKBX
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ49RiwERN
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTwZAPeb9E
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFQdkZGbrQ
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx4HsHTtUy
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1、灵异故事53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMQ8WSoK5L
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAxgyqcnf4
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3rQbpuSgb
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNrWuBdyDH
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSjv0wayhH
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2、言情故事53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuHkcGQeaH
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYREmMJgVzg
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJMAXdpwqp
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt9dRJu5td
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3、英雄故事53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWRrZMLyfQ
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I5aagyXeh
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopTj8yl2ke
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpFT21QM9b
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUGv3BF0Ed
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroPRPHlshQ
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XcT2gsbA4
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPgfm2QTvc
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPSSTOYoiv
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eHqfG9Vgl
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxO23G8n6p
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6fsr6ASs4
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41XvimRPWu
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzUDBDxg9q
吴启&吕泊远：不会！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI7HJdGL5O
杜明：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOq0Udds3m
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HKnB99rFk
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0gslkPBN5
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIrIXY6xdr
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zGubOBEv7
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小周和二翔丘53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJBgvDWL8w
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7NRDDyKBl
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJULcB0hku
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxaPuB9usG
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrmHg9G8ZU
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvUEjsmlnT
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf57UTSjdw9
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmPE47hmiM
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3zm1QNPlL
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ2x7qjIIM
二翔丘：阿呜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0Xwg8epUy
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzTyUqXiYs
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaGlb9tm3r
后来，小周收服了小明虫。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl5sVNmSNo
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7IlZTsFQj
后来，小周收服了江波波。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1a4A3jvai
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXQYAyGZBW
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbSKaXc0KX
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！