各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OJt0mtwbt
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1、医院85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrKFyeDwE3
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM288Mb5GZS
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX2BubVYWv
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P55q8JRk9
周：！！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiKPjuQH7z
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qOsAa9Nhn
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mV8rq4EI5
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U8z8GRy2v
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzyDMDObjW
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfNmlqWT9v
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIUoXWH7J5
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA8R4xW2PE
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X3qZKVqLU
江波涛夺门而出。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGizJaIHorr
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2、该说江户还是幕府？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPpE7X6Hhm
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhIuaHnCEE
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAgSltu8Sx
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9HpwQmsEa
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6c9pb7OIX
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4aQr1q9Sw
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDzDtpYOTu
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABYnzJeh8U
周：……（以色侍君吗？）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmc9vqdRzD
孙：不是的！我没有！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV9YejBjF9
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoIV9aUr8B
孙：是！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaiIhT7Dp1
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孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qyACNINRm
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuPp2GckCh
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3BQj4mesB
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3、孙半仙和周客人85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx2dQWL6D1
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAyzgcoV3N
周：……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CadyIH2is
孙：客人你要算啥？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2oCfUxZxy
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孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnV5yof7R5
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUMQEB70kn
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmL2z3TQJn
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孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuDW34IH3t
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BpoiD8Fy6
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyozmYHYxY
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnSQ2Kmyv5
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqnXMzZBdg
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GPxVHBWz8
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLR9AnyUwe
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1、灵异故事85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdbTPM5iYr
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfFesIHs7g
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ6LxfMHIQ
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FzfLcZYZx
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeilvePpM7
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2、言情故事85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw7wqcqo64
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoMdhz5Lch
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXHDSMuMoe
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr3kceb7nZ
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3、英雄故事85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCsMPZTb9g
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW5QqSPHDL
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWu9JUGbGW
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvFetJairm
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuculwOfe7g
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVNVkWraTE
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIlV20jkFn
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJRDriS6KN
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJhPXSZPJo
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhGyVi9ZWx
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDYP7ddLrA
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM362iUgFE5
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH4cfEFamf
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5wGewCZKK
吴启&吕泊远：不会！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooJH7cMx12
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAfwoG15SZ
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0ocgfIS65
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLDB13vXml
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhvLnvtrjC
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小周和二翔丘85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o7WLsxV1Y
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSfeDLZv1P
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDdOQMJZGG
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ9tHmSiwC
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSRFiXBXFr
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq6tN8zzb5
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S5l39m2i9
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebKhvGgmX3
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUBLUiRDSF
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE2FcZ1um4
二翔丘：阿呜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCZz2yuu1u
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPax6OpjmD
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yeONnyHe1
后来，小周收服了小明虫。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwwPjK1xv9
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9ehS1oJND
后来，小周收服了江波波。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EspMkSMLE
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw8mR4KHI8
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6Gl8ocDQy
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！