老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb6ljgBzdM
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7PHv9JXcy
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUheqs9uzO4
死战，死战，死战。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS9xYWxT3A
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBBI2oWUXv
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4lISxfpzk
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsxTuo3NCA
妻子走来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0nV6t7v7U
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeftBn9LFo
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe5B3pzh9q
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbUOPcYFlF
恐惧在De军中蔓延。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pler6OR5m
副连：“战歌！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEupNJ0aoqb
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC50K9oDs6r
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbouU3CfSQ
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW2Iup5QjF
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6drDfrDmVO
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64DQsosCeX
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu6jUZ8ovi
黑勋爵：“……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTcpoJTt7l
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4qhqTlp8L
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k8l7IeJna
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbTfwiq0fm
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmcuohfXE3
持续10分钟的天摇地动。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDmWgP7VOf
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwtBnDRfEh
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiygW8v7bJe
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZN2c0KOux
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ3IC9pfaM
S军一拥而上。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo7nuoVMpY
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XvK8loWHR
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbjK4E8UIO
这一钳，奔雷惊马！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKf0ubmccg
咦？技能进阶了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16zZFWRW2x
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvHkiJMiYR
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhHv7bc2xp
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRldtPMd8nX
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiRpoBkKd5
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcFP4XMC4n
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz5oGfqulS
……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgiDKKa5Yb
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivCJ7GLFWz
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUS6xd7f7u
“挪开，让我看到钱！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsssEhSzab8
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx0QBRvJMP
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVsdsHbthf
“我想安乐死。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O3AxRYeVh
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9DbGWYE5z
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBB5gq7ZcV
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDIOMhxqCh
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8FQm6jtCu
“……是我的！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly3ZpRiuCG
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UqbbEZuTC
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