老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcrv8XYC46
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IfMVQlxPW
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IOJWHwHLk
死战，死战，死战。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGKrgvd402
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v9v679VhJ
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjTZ8JFsBh
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXTw7S5rxI
妻子走来。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRecpDyuus
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUOx2Zgygc
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d9uyr6SJN
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYnaGEbbKJ
恐惧在De军中蔓延。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqTMu3HP7B
副连：“战歌！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceWI2TmNtK
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB88276kLR
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaNuwYyfT3
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxXiN0iiSp
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9BUESPpMq
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomDNw70gK2
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE9c2mBoWa
黑勋爵：“……”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaeqS4r6UA
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfphg2FhKIY
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K80XAncoT
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9VfAopvDJ
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSI3Y5B25p
持续10分钟的天摇地动。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0xwMBORYw
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQsBsgLKyT
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z4caUeDNy
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaVr1EOXMa
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd541SW7Zrl
S军一拥而上。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DjQdHM89K
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYe07foiMN
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmEczYriJq
这一钳，奔雷惊马！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8XFTVqh6n
咦？技能进阶了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS002F3pef
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOzourvlgb
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JgMckb4u9
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgKYRldkJW
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bznicFtrG
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhhqDu1Xty
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7F6r5gMmm
……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtsdnWJIOc
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMAfH5izfa
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7D2nzw2jc
“挪开，让我看到钱！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEEYrQVyOh
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW0izknKsO
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTgLklKcRA
“我想安乐死。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJAG6QXrCe
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemtB5itM69
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27dn33br4i
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiddlNzSpZG
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTCSUcgMov
“……是我的！！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sm45YF9Dt
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VO4xhMuTD
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