開學以來過了⼀個星期,班群中各種事的討論熱度絲毫不減。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4uMkdh1rlt
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甚至,每天會出現過千條的信息。526Please respect copyright.PENANAFWmoZ6P6U9
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+5578 XXXX:數學功課做到哪526Please respect copyright.PENANAn0ck6kl2dh
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+6881 XXXX 移除了+6678 XXXX526Please respect copyright.PENANAvpTl9w9ZM0
+6881 XXXX:好吵喔526Please respect copyright.PENANAmo6SRZHHrN
+5578 XXXX:沒人回我哦(攤⼿526Please respect copyright.PENANALtTehk5JgH
+5937 XXXX:@+6323 XXXX 你⽤IE?526Please respect copyright.PENANAcEYjEWxpQA
+5937 XXXX:【讓眾⽣下跪的王者魅⼒!「路西法」7⽉1⽇獸神化解禁】526Please respect copyright.PENANANtmM9YirA7
+6881 XXXX 新增了 +6678 XXXX526Please respect copyright.PENANADqeluy26NX
+6897 XXXX:你們不要再打了526Please respect copyright.PENANAHLo3KmIg7i
+6881 XXXX 已將群組名稱從 「1A班怪勿彈珠同好會」改成「1A(禁⽌洗版)」+6323 XXXX:其實我開始覺得應該要開discard group526Please respect copyright.PENANABr3qO7vQZt
+6897 XXXX:要打就去練舞室打526Please respect copyright.PENANAkHRXio1gPq
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在這段時間內,班級內漸漸出現了幾個團體。 最主要有以羅晨西為⾸的男⼦組,以及以Queenie為⾸的⼥⼦組,兩個⼩組間相處融洽,班內氣氛表面和諧。526Please respect copyright.PENANAULYHhaml5o
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但因為班內氣氛和諧,同學們在⼤部分的課堂上都會製造出⼤量譟⾳,唯獨上孫⽼師的課時才會安靜,畢竟孫⽼師的罵⼈次數之多甚至引來同學對此進行統計。526Please respect copyright.PENANA6HXPA4jehV
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「根據統計,⾄今為⽌班內有8⼈(佔全班同學的25%)被孫⽼師進⾏過思想教導,當中7⼈(佔整體87.5%)是因為沒帶上課⽤品或是通告,剩下的那1個⼈則是開學第⼀天就遲到。現時因罵⼈⽽損失的教學時間⼤約為33分鐘,佔總上課時間的13.4%,我希望這個數字未來可以呈下降趨勢。」——摘錄⾃該報告
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「這裹⼤家有沒有發現?2加3是5,3加上5是8,接下來⋯⋯」任教數學的陳⽼師,也就是「陳伯」的⼿上拿著紅⾊圓珠筆,在筆記本上留下⼀個⼜⼀個的箭頭。526Please respect copyright.PENANAQsFXODyMWx
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這一切都透過投影屏幕顯⽰給學⽣。526Please respect copyright.PENANAed9I21AiJU
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」下課鈴再⼀次地響起。526Please respect copyright.PENANAIR32Ysd8td
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「我不浪費⼤家⼩息時間了,起⽴,各位同學再⾒。」陳⽼師雖然因外貌⽼成被學⽣稱為陳伯,但是平常對學⽣挺好的。526Please respect copyright.PENANAaQMcz63h9X
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「陳⽼師再⾒!」 知道可以準時⼩息,學⽣的敬禮也有⼒了幾分。526Please respect copyright.PENANAkWavM2lVTE
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羅晨西看著陳伯離開的背影,食指摸了摸下巴。526Please respect copyright.PENANA5zjvebdMbR
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這個陳伯,目前還挺正常的啊,很破格嗎?難道迎新日學長說的話有錯?526Please respect copyright.PENANAsrY1A3YvEt
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小息時間開始,班房內馬上亂作一團。526Please respect copyright.PENANAkZkxRkqFgc
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有兩個⼈直接用筆袋在教室內玩起傳接球來,正好把封思諭⼿上的歷史課本被⾶來的筆袋打歪了。526Please respect copyright.PENANAs7ljWuLCz9
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「ADHD出門左轉社工室。」封思諭看似平靜地留下這句話,黑著臉地離開教室,不知道到哪裡去了。526Please respect copyright.PENANAhzFlDIufI3
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「主席,行動開始?」⼀位男同學主動走近了羅晨西,低聲說著。526Please respect copyright.PENANA0CxtANsxnj
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「『天才』,跟我來。」羅晨西揚了揚手,暗示行動開始。526Please respect copyright.PENANAvi47Rnvbq4
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看到信號,幾個人從各自的位置冒出跟上他。526Please respect copyright.PENANAtWvYYuBynv
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接下來他們要做的事,和這間學校純樸的校風並不相稱。526Please respect copyright.PENANAu7G3Nc8fRy
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現在,幾個人正鬼祟地摸進⼀樓男廁。526Please respect copyright.PENANAigEtgPradZ
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「君子,守住門口。」「天才」指揮著,聲線中透出一絲不正經。526Please respect copyright.PENANAyxva6D8EOc
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他留下林正君在門口,和其他人一起跟著羅晨西走進男廁內部。526Please respect copyright.PENANA0NCQjtYGMi
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「唉。」林正君似乎有點不情不願。526Please respect copyright.PENANAETw964goPZ
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羅晨西拿出手機,撥向了事先存好的外賣電話,再打開免提功能。526Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Sqy1gnCc
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要說為甚麼事情會變成這樣,還得從昨天說起。526Please respect copyright.PENANAfEckrvHJ04
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任教1A班歷史科,被天才叫作『遲放之⿁』的史sir,昨天硬是延遲了⼗五分鐘才肯下課。526Please respect copyright.PENANAnHOEGK7hL2
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⼗五分鐘,可以⾜夠杏壇中學附近所有餐廳由冷清變成爆滿狀態。526Please respect copyright.PENANA0FZRizhTaA
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當錯失⿈⾦⼗五分鐘的羅晨西等⼈看⾒即使是連⿆O勞中,外帶⾷物的隊伍⼈⿓也排出店外時,他們就只能到⼩賣部買炒麵充飢。526Please respect copyright.PENANADE22vUDTgY
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為免悲劇重演,羅晨西召集了好幾位班上的同學加入這次行動。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4vHTcM0Tr1
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「喂,這是杏壇中學,要四個和風牛肉飯,兩個豚骨拉麵,兩杯凍檸水,四杯凍奶茶。能麻煩十二點四十分送來嗎?」羅晨西開著免提,手機瞟著群組,利落點單。526Please respect copyright.PENANAnbQOMz7m7P
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這時,一陣電玩音效突然響起。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ic5CXLJd8
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「機神,不要開聲玩怪勿彈珠⋯⋯」天才鄙視地看著音源方向說。526Please respect copyright.PENANAE4AEB4DLaA
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「意外。」526Please respect copyright.PENANADhcjfXtB8j
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⾃開學以來,這位天才兒童幫不同人取花名的速度真不是一般的快。他的傑作包括但不限於羅晨西的「主席」和林正君的 「君⼦」。526Please respect copyright.PENANAAFOsXYleiI
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被叫作天才的這位同學膚色是健康的麥色,說話的時候不時環視著圍著他的同學,唇邊總是帶著明顯的笑意,彷彿想引導其他人被自己的發言逗笑。526Please respect copyright.PENANAgjytxO8bck
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典型的氣氛組。羅晨西在第一天已經為這個人定性。526Please respect copyright.PENANAjyUR1tFRad
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「是,就是這麼多沒有錯。另外我想問⼀下你們是會送過來學校正⾨是吧?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAJGYMdAwEuS
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「好的,沒有問題,再⾒。」他掛斷了電話,⻑舒了⼀⼝氣。526Please respect copyright.PENANAwWzHbQl1bh
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羅晨西回頭看著眾⼈,⽰意問題已經解決。526Please respect copyright.PENANAjsOHC36Nvg
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「班會主席英明!」526Please respect copyright.PENANA3PZT4QKmK9
「我們以後就不⽤擔⼼吃不到午餐了!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAAeWQ9IPea4
「如今的我們,即使是⾯對『遲放之⿁』也絲毫不懼!」
眾人笑鬧著附和。
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天才突然拋出⼀個問題:「我們不⽤幫Queenie她們叫嗎?」526Please respect copyright.PENANA1MqrDPyxUB
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「其實Discard 的⽤途是⽤來溝通的,不是⽤來刷bot 經驗的。你沒看到Queenie她們已經有在Discard回過了嗎?」有同學在⽴刻回應他的同時,還不忘偷損⼀下對方在群組的屁孩舉動。526Please respect copyright.PENANAG76BiaerR1
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「錯了,我也是被迫的!你們沒有聽過⼀句話叫『如果故事中出現了⼀把槍,那麼它就應該被發射』嗎?」他開始手忙腳亂地解釋。526Please respect copyright.PENANAhxFh4k3ZnJ
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羅晨西腦袋轉了一圈,還是不知道這位「天才」想說甚麼。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4s3nkOSVnN
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天才兒童?我看是專業小丑。完全不知所云。526Please respect copyright.PENANASpXxpHbdyM
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「那個bot既然有等級功能,那我們就要活⽤它。只有在群組發送信息,我們才能升級,想要快速升級,就唯有瘋狂發送信息。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAOKPSyMNJL7
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「如果不是我另外開了⼀個刷經驗頻道,我懷疑現在我們discard 群組已經變成第⼆個班群了。」想到班群的亂象,羅晨西也⼀陣後怕。526Please respect copyright.PENANAfjX1oDoTxG
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「我的洗版是有⽬的性的洗版,和班群中那些沒有意義,為洗版⽽洗版的⾏為完全不同。」天才繼續在發表著他的偉論。526Please respect copyright.PENANAIzxymHdSk5
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說著說著他突然激動起來,右手握成拳頭放在胸前看著其他人,語氣堅定得像是在述說自己的人生信條一樣:「大家有沒有想過,我們經歷的日常,或者在將來的某刻會成為伏筆,這就是契柯夫之槍的真諦啊!」526Please respect copyright.PENANA6aOm89PyjH
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「你說是就是吧。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA9xKntqMSJ1
「你的思路也太跳脫了吧。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAauZxXW6bDp
「你去加⼊杏壇辯論隊吧,它們需要你這樣的『⼈才』。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAne7HstpaEm
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「正所謂『天才總是被誤解的』,強如梵高也是在死後才成名⋯⋯」526Please respect copyright.PENANAq83yRoxMia
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被叫作天才的他似乎還想說些甚麼,但眾人早已離開。526Please respect copyright.PENANA7cgtdwVBrw