極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAn3VaUowb
　　‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoTDNFe8RC
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　　某日「被騷擾到」醒來，某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYdBPLol85
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　　洛安：(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2erznOfzv4
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　　然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb5M0OlV66
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　　極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SMNpR1Wdr
　　‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlqvmiDMwj
　　‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦！說好的極短對白式咧？(被巴死40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSDCbKDpVZ
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　　「洛安……洛安……」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1hGNzy9X0
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　　清晨，仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFmUjgYu98
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　　而認出聲音主人的瞬間，他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身，看向噪音源，不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHiMwRnjLs
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　　那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙，不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了，個性還跟著低齡化，今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡，就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6Qvg4wAHH
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　　明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾，不為世事波動心弦，可自從遇到這傢伙之後，以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUNfFLsanI
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　　就像某位精靈說的一樣，真是越活越回去了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cw3nGchFw
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　　想著，他又在內心歎一口氣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU1DgzTBAY
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　　「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦！」顯然很不滿他的語氣，來者忿忿不平的解釋。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2dlbs3X1P
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　　「你哪次不是說有事？」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他，那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好，就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DYEuZII0w
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　　「真的有事啦！不要不相信我！不信你看──」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRrXCrx9mZ
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　　被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了，突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF9R4F2CP4
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　　「喂！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwP20DTc0K
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　　莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身，被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼，只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道，略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手，接著，卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82oBMUbCce
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　　──他看見了什麼！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKloNCzakQ
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　　黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOhiCrLHav
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　　而且孩子就算了，還和那傢伙長得一模一樣，唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小，此時，兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wlZwfTFSh
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　　所以說，「……那是什麼？」良久他才勉強問出這句話。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcRIH5F7Yx
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　　「孩子啊！我的孩子耶！你看他長得跟我好像！」超歡樂的語氣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg7SWnYqk6
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　　……是很像。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0qvVP5xCM
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　　「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了！？」為什麼為什麼！到底是跟誰的！總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼，然後其實羽族的體質……不！這不可能！那是什麼糟糕的畫面──40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBtJnmocNM
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　　睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt0HZz3Ore
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　　還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSapQ6D1QCW
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　　仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrptLpZ1Jl
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　　「欸？洛安，不要難過不用羨慕，你看！你也有喔！」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNrX48QWXX
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　　一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手，很歡樂的指指他身邊，而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQP95cIuMf
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　　他下意識低下頭，和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyIoQuwRnG
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　　「洛安洛安！高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOTQoXWnqf
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