鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。269Please respect copyright.PENANA1LaQIJqmfr
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?269Please respect copyright.PENANAfzarFCyyZt
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~269Please respect copyright.PENANANxYyLgtzo3
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANAetsg94Br8f
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAkMuO9fFTvT
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。269Please respect copyright.PENANARv1xLzdU7E
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。269Please respect copyright.PENANAAU7L4UZsAK
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!269Please respect copyright.PENANALxmEnPorOj
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?269Please respect copyright.PENANAfvhlSOibth
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!269Please respect copyright.PENANAkB6ZER0eh0
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。269Please respect copyright.PENANAHlZTKP0Vhr
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!269Please respect copyright.PENANAKR0t2xR3qp
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAbQQmD5y8FU
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!269Please respect copyright.PENANAJynJCRLTEC
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!269Please respect copyright.PENANAyGNvZtPOf2
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)269Please respect copyright.PENANAydE2MlpsiB
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!269Please respect copyright.PENANAbIo7XJhnBK
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANA1fGUFtCtR7
俊言:⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAS9eucRP9ea
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANABDgKZoh84m
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !269Please respect copyright.PENANAY3C3TAsTNS
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANARZgsmQ8hRN
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?269Please respect copyright.PENANAK14SgYQ8ZA
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANABZbHVz8eGF
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANACRj9OxvGQR
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?269Please respect copyright.PENANAunLzkUAYL5
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?269Please respect copyright.PENANAtj42Rd3B3l
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAeHDOsTcpSR
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!269Please respect copyright.PENANA0s0GudjuLh
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAeFro9JPirq
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!269Please respect copyright.PENANAdWSqBMME2L
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!269Please respect copyright.PENANAgLRTeXopUE
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~269Please respect copyright.PENANAYOw0Nsh7TY
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。269Please respect copyright.PENANAIjQKC0MV4f
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 269Please respect copyright.PENANA9TCDncJ0p4
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)269Please respect copyright.PENANA8W9S2ORpBO
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?269Please respect copyright.PENANAa1QldNsqA5
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?269Please respect copyright.PENANAh98u4ZY2wx
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANARmdrpHeR8l
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?269Please respect copyright.PENANANNkRPXs8Z8
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。269Please respect copyright.PENANAr3XCcVivBU
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAW2nalTHOcM
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!269Please respect copyright.PENANAUuMP2JPZoT
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!269Please respect copyright.PENANAxiZcQvDrcR
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAWfYTsqFlKp
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANArpE1sKc2Yq
鉉雨:盯 ~~~269Please respect copyright.PENANA2MW5CAbqNi
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?269Please respect copyright.PENANAEEEqkuvj5U
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAXpktft8bHi
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。269Please respect copyright.PENANA0oI8QwMafg
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAlArWb1pZm0
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAcF6ezaxo5M
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!269Please respect copyright.PENANATo6ZOBha1E
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAQTlUTpwgeU
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANAh153gMgdng
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。269Please respect copyright.PENANA2sVDkOr093
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?269Please respect copyright.PENANAZe4pDLvLge
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。269Please respect copyright.PENANA0GY7Iu0oO8
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!269Please respect copyright.PENANA1X2AOKXXo0
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANASaQ4Ix3uxY
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)269Please respect copyright.PENANAbDvca2Sx6J
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?269Please respect copyright.PENANAFf8U8cy0AO
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~269Please respect copyright.PENANAe6qAT80dGy
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!269Please respect copyright.PENANArHCJ7TZrgh
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!269Please respect copyright.PENANAP9V6f8FzVc
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??269Please respect copyright.PENANA3TVBcJvq4I
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANANqSng6f2OC
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?269Please respect copyright.PENANAocIEwt12ur
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANAGrtAMqB6Pu
千頌:當然!269Please respect copyright.PENANAZT2V38EMEc
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?269Please respect copyright.PENANAtO7FTnj9hN
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANALMK6nJIYQF
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANALrywy1J8rg
千頌:嗯?269Please respect copyright.PENANANolwRmOdu9
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANALJaWIPTIGV
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)269Please respect copyright.PENANAkd4RpD9b0w
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)269Please respect copyright.PENANAsgG028C2yM
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANA4UXPjKjhnr
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。269Please respect copyright.PENANAMK5yu8rWIC
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!269Please respect copyright.PENANAiYqMszCw0f
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAat2PMpZsgr
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯269Please respect copyright.PENANAAMAVFHIeVU
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。269Please respect copyright.PENANAot5QrYkWjr
千頌:也是呢~269Please respect copyright.PENANAjSZk70rhak
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。269Please respect copyright.PENANAaNO4uWDoHn
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
269Please respect copyright.PENANAS9Rj2hNaZr
*喜歡這個故事的朋友們,請記得按下「書籖 / Bookmark」鍵即可第一時間獲得作品更新的通知。269Please respect copyright.PENANANcg0wxbx0i
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