Of course, I had heard of the Grenfell-Maxwell Marathon. After all, it was a prime opportunity to reveal my genius to the world (and gain a non-trivial amount of money). My plans were meticulous, they had to be. Like all major advancements, there could be no flaws, else that would become the excuse for not moving forward.379Please respect copyright.PENANAQxwm2poZSl
It had happened with the automobile, 379Please respect copyright.PENANAF2NDIBlAh1
“Why should we rely on oil and machines to make us travel when a horse does just as well?”379Please respect copyright.PENANAPzFNlQZ4Cw
“It’s barely any faster than a horse, and can’t even go off paved roads.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAb3Ps4cuYWj
And the airplane, 379Please respect copyright.PENANAEWBXZgPRhZ
“It can’t even carry more than one passenger, it will never replace rail and sea.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAxrKwm5EEOv
“It crashes too often. It’s just unsafe.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAUlQEE1ZBLK
Nevermind the fact that horses required fuel in the form of food. Nevermind the fact that a horse could tire or become injured. Nevermind the fact that planes could traverse previously impassable terrain. Nevermind the fact that boats and trains can sink and crash as well. Nevermind the fact that these arguments had opposed every advancement in human history and not once have they changed. 379Please respect copyright.PENANAZCm0ou9jjI
Nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind.379Please respect copyright.PENANAe4gxTmv50W
I stepped out of the back of my trailer; I shouldn’t be near the equipment when I am this irritable. I looked to my right and saw Jacqueline Santos-Dumont’s plane. It was a marvel of engineering, and the fact that she had designed and built it herself would have been a major inspiration for me if I were younger. Instead, my inspirations were Emmy Noether and Marie Curie. Inspirer or no, colleague or no, it pained me to take the win from her. Dumont was also flying to prove the fruits of her own mind, but this race was the only way I could demonstrate my own creation to the world; any other way would result in discounting it as a hoax. Besides, Dumont was already well known and would surely have other opportunities to show off her skills. 379Please respect copyright.PENANAJoxFSiwIGR
I made my way to the front of the truck. On the way, I noticed a man had parked a motorcycle between my own and Dumont’s vehicles. He was alone, so I surmised that his partner had not shown up yet. Having reached the cab, I conversed with our driver, Hank, about our plan.379Please respect copyright.PENANA2iM94rYdFO
“Just so we’re clear when the race starts, don’t drive,” I said.379Please respect copyright.PENANAnVksAYwRw8
“Look, I’m fine with waiting to start, but could you at least tell me why?”379Please respect copyright.PENANALBOxbKtq6N
I smiled and shook my head, “That would just spoil the fun.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAiJhBmkTmGM
Content with how well I believed Hank understood my instructions, I made my way back to the trailer. Once inside, I marveled again at my potentially wonderful creation. Potentially was only an operator here because I had to alter the original design to fit in the trailer. Doing so resulted in little room to maneuver. Pipes, antennae, motors, and cables filled every square inch of the space, leaving only a very specific route from one end to the other.379Please respect copyright.PENANAcZHf59eeCA
Along that route sat (layed?) a man entwined within the mechanical mess. He had his foot sitting inside a (purposeful) crevice of a cooling tank, and his hands were exploring the electrical depths of the main core of the machine. That man was my assistant, Charles Antony Tepper, and the only reason I was able to fit the machine inside this small trailer. My original plan was to unpack and build it outside; the open area would make issue detection and repairs simpler. However, he had the idea of packing it inside the truck and utilizing his small frame and nimble hands to reach around corners. Of the months we had spent preparing the machine for transport, less than half was spent making the design smaller. Most of our time was spent on optimizing the design of Charles’ footholds to be as unobtrusive as possible while still being useful. In the end, I was able to work on the most vital parts in the front while he could handle the little bits I couldn’t reach.379Please respect copyright.PENANAjjzYRbxDIf
I heard a deafening roar outside, the race had started, “Charles, are you almost done?” I cupped my hands around my mouth to make myself louder.379Please respect copyright.PENANA7nmzZ9NYVg
Charles poked his head above the piping, “I just need to double-check the connection here,” he looked around himself, “and escape.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAvOviWbLQXJ
I closed the trailer doors and grabbed the handheld transceiver from its mount on the door, “Hank, can you hear me?”379Please respect copyright.PENANAX4QXUC9I67
A static-filled moment passed before an answer came through, “Yes. And, before you ask, no, I haven’t started the truck.”379Please respect copyright.PENANA3QnpnkK88S
“Good, we’re almost done back here, so get ready.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8WM4fF2iF
Another pause, “Ok.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAc4ciWuKa8G
By then Charles had made his way out of the machine and reached the starting lever. I approached mine, counted down, and flipped the switch. The machine’s hum filled the room and the entire trailer began to shake. I say began, but it truthfully only shook once then stopped. Despite the short length of the event, I was able to think of potential consequences. We were either going to land safely, appear inside something and explode into billions of tiny pieces, appear inside something and watch it explode into billions of tiny pieces, miss the field entirely, or die mid-transit.379Please respect copyright.PENANAZnzgPmuxWj
God, this is so fun.379Please respect copyright.PENANA310R07V6kA
I was excited, and when I discovered I didn’t die, my excitement grew.379Please respect copyright.PENANAbRwjr3uXgR
“What was that!”379Please respect copyright.PENANAN9cWA4xegt
Hank’s frightened response did nothing but increase my elation. I took a step towards the trailer door, opened it, and stepped outside. I was inside of a small field surrounded by trees on three sides and a lake on the other.379Please respect copyright.PENANAFvU4xuf75a
It worked!379Please respect copyright.PENANAHVnkrC2dH4
Charles and I had a celebratory hug and dance, “What just happened!?” Hank interrupted.379Please respect copyright.PENANArrNEH5hA4H
I smiled at him, “We just performed the world’s first portable teleportation.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAbh1EQviODc
Hank continued to ask more questions, but I stopped him. We needed to travel the final mile to Flores if we wanted to win. To ease his curiosity, I offered to sit in the cab with him and explain along the way. Charles stayed in the trailer to monitor the machine.379Please respect copyright.PENANAGtTznKECS6
On our way across the land bridge, I saw that decorations for the race finish were still being placed. One such piece was a banner emblazoned with “Congratulations Dumont!” I chuckled at that one then continued to explain the inner workings of my machine to Hank.379Please respect copyright.PENANA9wIHnQ6aBX
Hank drove around the island until we saw a building with a sign for “Grenfell-Maxwell Marathon Stage 1 Offices”. We couldn’t find a place large enough for the truck to park, so we left it in the street while we stepped inside to accept our prize.379Please respect copyright.PENANAPn22oAGHAI
We spoke with the receptionist at the front desk. We then argued with her about how we actually were participants in the race and were not just there to steal the money. A few minutes of this passed before a tall, chubby man walked down the back stairs. I couldn’t describe a mote beyond that, I was too busy wondering how such a heavy-looking man could walk so lightly to take in his features.379Please respect copyright.PENANANDGuSAegrf
“Oh, Mr. Maxwell,” The receptionist began, “I’m sorry for being so loud, but these people simply refuse to leave, and,” She leaned towards him and whispered (though it was loud enough for us to hear), “They keep saying they’ve won the race. Not the brightest scam artists I’ve seen.”379Please respect copyright.PENANANzDdOK4FzY
The man looked at us, glanced at the door, then approached us, “I’m sorry for my employee's rudeness,” He spoke in a slow deliberate manner with frequent second-long pauses. Every word he spoke was meticulously selected and weighed before it left his mouth, “But, you must understand that with. . . our current knowledge someone being able to move from the start to the finish this quickly is improbable.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAwezQZwUQDY
“Yes, it is, but I did. Go check your records, we signed up this morning at the starting line.” I said.379Please respect copyright.PENANAO98x3vzKut
“Yeah, and I even had to deal with a race official ranting about how no one read the rules,” Hank added.379Please respect copyright.PENANATUpQ4pLin9
Mr. Maxwell nodded; it was just as deliberate as his voice, “I understand your frustrations with not being believed,” He glanced at the doorway again, “If you would please lead me to your vehicle, we can get this situation sorted.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAiTtfGEFoIA
I agreed and led him out the door and into the small lot of the office. Mr. Maxwell then looked directly at Hank’s truck, “That is your vehicle then? It seems so ordinary, yet it brought you here so soon. And, the choice of such a cumbersome vehicle for this event is. . . odd. May I see inside?”379Please respect copyright.PENANAQATqU2qBw7
I barely had time to register his last request as he had already reached the trailer doors.379Please respect copyright.PENANAo96iOnfOzg
“No! You can’t.” Charles said, blocking Maxwell’s way, “We’re keeping the specifics of our transport a secret. At least, until someone is willing to buy it.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAWeShWHxUR0
Mr. Maxwell respectfully stepped away from the door and looked at Charles, “Ah, you wish to keep your discovery confidential. That is reasonable, for now.” Maxwell looked at the truck doors again, then turned around. He stared for a moment. I followed his gaze and my eyes fell upon the field we had landed in just a few minutes ago. Maxwell looked back to me, “It appears that your group did travel here. I will notify Mr. Grenfell of your success and return with your money shortly. However, due to the suspicious nature of your arrival, you must remain here for the next fortnight while we investigate the matter.379Please respect copyright.PENANAI0bfbVUBnI
“What? Then we’d lose our lead!”379Please respect copyright.PENANABwotlBpZWU
“Do not be alarmed. I will have all other competitors follow suit. In the end, you will still have the same lead as before.”379Please respect copyright.PENANAKTV53BD34C
Not one of us had a response for the man, so we watched in silence as his large frame quietly vanished behind the doorframe of the building. The entire ordeal had unnerved me greatly and revealed a large hunger within me.379Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ2HCPmRjv
Perhaps a side effect of the teleportation? Hmm. . .379Please respect copyright.PENANAjyIDYBpbOe
Though, that was a question for another hour. For now, the three of us made our way to find food. It was difficult to order given how the vendor only spoke Q’eqchi’, but we were eventually able to get our meanings to each other.379Please respect copyright.PENANAXTf9q3qPpK
Speaking of language barriers, I was surprised that Mr. Maxwell could speak French so fluently379Please respect copyright.PENANASps1lhptOe
We returned to the truck and Hank drove us back to the mainland and found a place to park. We bought rooms at a nearby hotel and lounged the rest of the day away. When it was finally time to sleep, I was barely capable of the act. Come tomorrow, reporters from across the globe would arrive to interview the race’s victor to learn how she achieved such a feat. I was nervous, but the fame and notability I could gain from that would propel my career beyond what anyone else has ever achieved. My discovery was sure to net a Nobel Prize. I’d become the next Tesla, the next Einstein, the next Rockefeller. . .379Please respect copyright.PENANAe7knj7SjJq
I fell asleep shortly afterward to my dreams of glory. In the morning, I would awake to find most of my predictions were true (No Nobel and no Rockefeller, sadly). Even with the mystery of instantaneous movement solved, I was destined to uncover a mystery far greater than I could ever dream. 379Please respect copyright.PENANAkuVITtZneO
I am Sheri Hoy Parfit, and this race is how I changed the world.379Please respect copyright.PENANAe0pjQfIrEk