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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。27Please respect copyright.PENANAXAnf7NlwE6
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??27Please respect copyright.PENANAckEsrwCfkB
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?27Please respect copyright.PENANAdyBBOP8LIb
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。27Please respect copyright.PENANALZG1hmGIfd
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAX2UhYlrLCZ
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。27Please respect copyright.PENANAlDdqmLsTQX
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)27Please respect copyright.PENANAu7Z5ut0eXX
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。27Please respect copyright.PENANAwzenVpVvg9
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了27Please respect copyright.PENANARVf7qFfCO2
我:喔我有看到阿。27Please respect copyright.PENANAl8dTnFafx6
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANApgUXetrH9E
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了27Please respect copyright.PENANAuW4Hz2HWBQ
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?27Please respect copyright.PENANAVg0AMoaOqx
我:為甚麼要趕走?27Please respect copyright.PENANAmK74QdY0qZ
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?27Please respect copyright.PENANAHd4LigT86W
(鬼打牆許久)27Please respect copyright.PENANAM5UD7MhpNE
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANA6BtnRaDKvn
我:?27Please respect copyright.PENANAqgq4G3vKHC
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)27Please respect copyright.PENANA8zkREocfDj
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?27Please respect copyright.PENANAA3x5o9PUxh
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。27Please respect copyright.PENANA7h0n8Nj5q2
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。27Please respect copyright.PENANA7l9ypLWW9K
我:嗚,我不想上課27Please respect copyright.PENANAxX5b80WJOO
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭27Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6aecFE9F9
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)27Please respect copyright.PENANAkeVfXLfV9V
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。27Please respect copyright.PENANAbm4ms6XDn1
我:超好笑,我也是噢27Please respect copyright.PENANA523DWxihQw
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課27Please respect copyright.PENANALV80TG6msG
然後她就跑了,笨27Please respect copyright.PENANAF4qLkztIgH
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。27Please respect copyright.PENANAgJqjzNT9Fk
我:那我能去看嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANAOWwuzdpoTA
蛋塔:不行27Please respect copyright.PENANAHw8OgTu74v
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)27Please respect copyright.PENANAvsE7qMgnuO
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。27Please respect copyright.PENANAcY7Jeuz8ef
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。27Please respect copyright.PENANAiqKUinu3W9
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。27Please respect copyright.PENANAenMjaF4qEE
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)27Please respect copyright.PENANAyz9UkxwjW9
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。27Please respect copyright.PENANAI1V4j5xDOz
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。27Please respect copyright.PENANAscyy6pEX15
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。27Please respect copyright.PENANA4DWGaIviwO
對不起我就暈。27Please respect copyright.PENANAdy8WnxAnwT
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。27Please respect copyright.PENANAGjtKHoS2Oh
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)27Please respect copyright.PENANAfRqRH1TfB5
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。27Please respect copyright.PENANAYbezjN5TBN
蛋塔:妳好吵w27Please respect copyright.PENANAxi32FLKRqX
我:我很抱歉(27Please respect copyright.PENANAi5KHRdp3Ui
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。27Please respect copyright.PENANAZgzbo8jLyH
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww27Please respect copyright.PENANADKLeYJC5FF
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANALRYmZR9fg2
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)27Please respect copyright.PENANADaWf8w087K
她:玻璃吧。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMHGpbLAzJ6
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。27Please respect copyright.PENANAgU6qtEgzeQ
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。27Please respect copyright.PENANAhiQ1it6MND
她:就是。27Please respect copyright.PENANAzNqABrVhqS
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?27Please respect copyright.PENANATAyHT0Nvu0
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。27Please respect copyright.PENANAC4HptbAHnL
我:(掏瓜27Please respect copyright.PENANAHFC86rH1XO
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧27Please respect copyright.PENANAQn3uxkYI5U
我:(期待27Please respect copyright.PENANAglYITcEnq2
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ27Please respect copyright.PENANApNFTA51FLF
然後她講了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAQJsZ9YhS0v
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAkVIJJLkzVr
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。27Please respect copyright.PENANAuILcFqm3Qp
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。27Please respect copyright.PENANAnvlksJFvug
我整個,好好奇噢。27Please respect copyright.PENANAU5PE2PAyKU
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。27Please respect copyright.PENANAAPnB5ygWOC
她:確實wwwwwwww27Please respect copyright.PENANAZNUVgq0SV1
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!27Please respect copyright.PENANA7usxlhYOj2
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要27Please respect copyright.PENANA6GW6iSt57a
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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