「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD8guwLJdB
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdKADdtudk
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgWQzKkhfQ
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cICYATHjE
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnxJCSToR0
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就係屌柒佢，因為…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMuQb1AmdK
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEFeeWFwN0
「攪乜撚野呀你？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIypbsET9p
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYGLjOVhvu
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTjdlJ0eNl
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wh4JKhVjv
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg316kdwBP
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKkatY1dHO
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vdok4ykEP
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAjakv9ELd
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFgOATQTdY
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6D65Daekm
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Kaq0fdjVS
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKsfTZDpAo
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtVpkfyGDF
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5c8In3SaU
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx748ZDpUy
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFidAfjNxH
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjbPib5W8D
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkG0hRQvOK
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5zjVOdfSC
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSInDg61ck
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhINd4dm7X
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fdibOYKQ6
「仆你條街！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGAWPU6VOf
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxShKif5hi
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLrMolyxAl
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmA4M783I4
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPfms52LU7
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BJhuDxYRc
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHnEkzHqHq
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