食飽飽返到屋企，我覺得呢個平安夜都過得幾開心，有LEGO砌，重有個靚女陪我行夜街等我可以曬下命，雖然只係屋企樓下啫；但，最重要嘅係我唔使諗要去邊玩，唔使計下餐飯合唔合佢心意，唔使煩買乜禮物，亦唔使諗點開口邀請佢嚟我屋企做某啲事情…403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ3xKnSeHP
女朋友嚟㗎嘛！平安夜，又無土地問題，唔通唔開口呀？你對唔對得住自己呀！應該係咁…除非…403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBUrh40OmH
諗返起我上年平安夜都送咗個silent night嘅音樂盒畀細蚊，同佢去大家樂食咋咋淋鐵板餐再加至cool冰冰，係就係好平民，都成百五蚊㗎。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs3LdD6fBW
而家我一蚊都唔使就有個女神級喺隔籬撓到我實一實，全部屋邨妹見到我哋都要讓路呀。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuBieHz30f
其實，我係咪都應該要送啲嘢畀佢呢？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxVml7clXd
我：「呀，妳哋今晚去邊食呀？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Gey7Pxrc
問下都好嘅，可以調查下係乜價位，而QQ又點反應，啱唔啱口味…始終我第時都有機會同佢喺出面食飯。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7m3xkJG7O
Q：「拉麪囉，咪幾好，一大碗實食得飽。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sgKxNMlaN
我：「今次無食窮人喇？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAxkG7KO8t
Q：「唔會掛，都係每人一百蚊到。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypEut1OENc
即係話around呢個價位佢都會接受，咁我待細蚊都算不薄喇喎。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc7M59686i
我：「不過送完份禮物都窮咗。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb6hWKiUBz
Q：「我唔知佢呀，佢識自己分配㗎啦，我理得佢下個月Lunch要捱麪包吖…但，如果你有問題唔好死頂呀，要同我講知唔知？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO6HhOBtOs
我：「放心啦，我唔會餓死妳。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Hs0T0jwN
返到屋企Queenie就堂而皇之咁喺個廳除衫執衫準備入去沖涼，我已經睇佢底衫褲look睇到慣晒，繼續幫個LEGO盒影相。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YraXakSvi
Q：「其實…如果我係屋邨妹你係咪就會抽我水？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYmYHUSYQS
我：「咁就當然啦，正所謂入屋揸波是常識，揭開裙底硬道理，咪就係咁啫嘛。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIoU4N08EI
Q：「都唔知你哋啲文化係咪真係咁黐線。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJutDNn0nc0
我：「好多妹…都好玩得㗎，又唔係叫你做得好過份，最多咪鬧你幾句，同埋，我諗會上得你屋企都叫friend㗎啦，玩下又唔使死，我諗佢哋都係咁諗。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaw0SapC3F
Q：「但你對我又咁忍得嘅？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6lU5cz3yx
我：「女神只可遠觀吖嘛…況且…唔使揭都有底底睇啦…而家。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qd8xcpmCD
Q：「哦。」然後佢去沖涼。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSNPKJdoN6
如果妳單身，我可能真係會忍唔住；但忍唔住又點吖，我哋一個天一個地根本無可能。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmSiwdPm36
影完相我就打開Carousell作文up相，希望幫我架LEGO車搵到個好主人，同埋賣到靚價錢。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKeKJZOLvV
『LEGO TECHNIC系列42096保時捷Porsche 911 RSR已砌，平安夜開盒剛砌好，有洗手砌，未display過無封塵，貼紙完好未貼，保證齊件，可先代拆散，全套連盒放售，九成二新，約七折放售八百元…』403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOcAUx2ofN
Q：「諗清楚未呀，咁捨得？」佢沖完涼出嚟。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHKswmxxhr
我：「算啦，都無位擺。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNkmFcQpsG
Q：「竟然又無錯字喎。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uNfGoJbM8
我：「對過㗎，有錯字人哋會覺得係小朋友唔敢同你交收。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcYyaV0Goh
Q：「你對我真係好。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT87exqHKTR
Queenie烏低身惜咗我塊面一啖，佢個衫領重要幾闊…點解…妳明明有男朋友重…403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGssAAzSx5v
然後我望住部電話發呆。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCkRkH2Veu
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