瘋狂粉絲回到住處,癱坐在沙發上的樣子非常萎靡。537Please respect copyright.PENANA5jHAlvKNPe
小弟A一臉猥瑣地問瘋狂粉絲:「大嫂,你們到哪一壘了?」537Please respect copyright.PENANACQ63h4vJCs
難得地黑衣人們沒有把小弟A架走,他們全豎起耳朵裝沒事。537Please respect copyright.PENANAoiIjfM5TpL
瘋狂粉絲沒好氣地回答:「一壘行不?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAZrau39nfiG
小弟A:「phiàn-siáu--ê,鬼才信!」537Please respect copyright.PENANA8AM3D1tMmr
瘋狂粉絲:「不信就算了。你們老大很堅持SOP:牽手親嘴、約會、見父母......」537Please respect copyright.PENANAsJOe7WsVVL
小弟A與黑衣人們哭泣:「tuā--ê(老大)真的是成熟的男人。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAB6ZUoNwKgZ
瘋狂粉絲轉身不理黑衣人們集體發瘋。537Please respect copyright.PENANAl5vRGXFj7Q
等黑衣人冷靜,瘋狂粉絲詢問:「你們老大為什麼被關?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAMH3P1YgOLq
小弟A:「大哥為了救小弟去火拼,不知道哪個智障帶lài-tah(打火機),汽油彈燒起來,燒死人。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAQlAP9lTE5E
瘋狂粉絲:「......」537Please respect copyright.PENANAThP1dOnQbC
一個月的時間,瘋狂粉絲利用所有網路資源,發現一張Vtuber OO「前」中之人居家自拍照,以此找到他的新住處。537Please respect copyright.PENANAcslqHKmz6F
瘋狂粉絲抱住他大哭特哭,「前」中之人嚇得報警,瘋狂粉絲又被抓去關起來。537Please respect copyright.PENANAHFB92RNxkn
黑道大哥:「這麼想我?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAoGErf0ck2e
瘋狂粉絲:「......你要不要Vtuber OO的指甲屑?」537Please respect copyright.PENANACLfsY76Ofp
黑道大哥沒收所有指甲屑。537Please respect copyright.PENANAeuEXaC8JP4
瘋狂粉絲把一根頭髮塞進口袋。537Please respect copyright.PENANA2Tlo4CwKCu
黑道大哥把頭髮搶來沒收。537Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZFwmsnJml
黑道大哥支起瘋狂粉絲的下巴,提醒:「你的偶像只能是我,我們繼續獄中約會。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAZSyPxD2eX9
瘋狂粉絲:「不要啊!」537Please respect copyright.PENANAQoZ88amtLW
phiàn siáu..ê !台語文數位典藏資料庫537Please respect copyright.PENANAXWu7pC4wLB
打火機 - iTaigi 愛台語537Please respect copyright.PENANADiQXHixeKO