【廣東話｜都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠 - （五）

師傅用手背觸碰一下熱毛巾，應該是見熱度散得差不多，就利落揭走，同樣丟進洗衣粉桶，我望進去，對上一條毛巾就已完全漂白。我再抬頭，已見師傅露齒咬住一條中空牛皮套，鼓腮一吹，竟跌出一把白膠彎柄摺刀在掌心，刀落手，自己就打開，原來是一柄圓頭剃刀。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtGubWVPVq
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刀身鑄了一行兩段英文字，左邊一段寫住「J.A. HENCKELS」，右段寫住「SOLINGEN」，兩段中間夾了一個孖人牌嘜頭。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRDqI2BwGp
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我看得出奇，目不轉睛，師傅望都不望我，靈活地單手由平攤剃刀在手板轉為用食指側面與拇指夾實圓刀頭，然後將刀柄遞向我：「有咩好望，幫我盪刀好過。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sBXsONOhE
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「吓？咩叫盪刀？」盪刀？唔通叫我拎住把刀盪下盪下咁玩？458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Uhk4kuzj
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我有一刻聯想起有人玩蝴蝶刀，不過即刻覺得戇鳩，現在無啦啦玩甚麼刀，盪刀一定是叫我磨刀之類的意思，所以我趁師傅變臉想開口屌人前立即再說：「我要點盪刀，可唔可以教一教我。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLsSWbrsSN
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師傅果然沒有發作，吞口水就解說道：「嗱，你拎住刀柄，將刀片貼係自己條牛仔褲面上，向刀背方向擦刀，然後換另一面再擦，來回廿下。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIgBv5F9nG
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「收到！即刻盪比你睇！」師傅真是叫我磨刀，不過用牛仔布磨刀我是第一次知道，我立即做給師傅看，手才起動，刀也才在布上走夠半cm，師傅就立即捉住我手。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMW2dBdaYJ
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「我話順住刀背方向盪，你頭先無做啱！阿醒！唔信你睇吓自己條褲，穿咗啦係咪。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR8Fy2xTUm
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師傅一指，我見刀口已切入了牛仔布裡，剛好食了半cm深，我立即把刀退出檢查，嚇了一跳，好在大脾只是揩花了表皮。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdBO2vhv27
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「嘩，咁利嘅！」我心有餘悸。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFHnofMMYc
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「我無叫住你，你就得返單腳跳架啦。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDY5Ojeqmq
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我倒不心痛條老粗褲，只是驚於刀切在腳上竟然我一點感覺都沒有，會不會單腳跳我不知，但至少我都會切一忽肉下來。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLlJVZwDw0
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「學精未？我唔睇你啦，順夠廿下再同我講。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSGw6eBiwD
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我專心盪刀，這時師傅同步開始做落刀剃鬚前的準備功夫，我只是眼尾見他倒一些油質的液體在客人臉上捽幾圈，又拿起一支毛掃和一個木碗，溝水溝梘液攪攪攪。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3Sk92uIyR
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我一來有刀在手，無分心去仔細觀察，二來自己從來未在剃鬚方面考究過，第一次見識也望不真，還是待我下次再形容師傅在做乜。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y6XT5x5TB
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這時我把刀盪夠二十次，師傅就立即出聲指導：「你宜家將把刀貼住手臂內側，順佢廿下。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fkAsaLftW
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「師傅，點解要盪刀？咩叫盪刀？」聽到要用手來做，我終於忍不住提問，也企定做好心理準備受屌。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmxClUMp57
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師傅竟然無嬲：「剃刀口呢，剃得多髮尾鬚根就會卷，你肉眼見唔到，剃落就會拮，所以剃頭佬都會有條牛皮用嚟盪盪佢，盪完就剃得順風順水⋯⋯」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN3swOigto
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「咁點解要用手臂肉去盪刀？」我最關心這個。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1odN51mhmv
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「我未講完就插嘴啦？叻唔切！我呢把刀最初用嚟開山劈石，佢忘記唔到啲陳年威水史，得閒無事自己都會卷刃，你比隻手佢聞下，等佢醒起宜家係劈友唔係劈山，佢就會自己伸直返手腳。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpJ1X5mPJH
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我都唔知師傅噏乜！身體髮膚受之父母，嗚呀我豁出去啦！458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGiyTV4QOh
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