The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:418Please respect copyright.PENANARs61hZbHAm
I was the most loud unemployed around,418Please respect copyright.PENANAxqbtDZgadF
He was the most popular song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANAPgPgWRjKwV
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He was my song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANAWDForxkdAi
My popular song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANAcw1qm9MsAW
My song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANA5QqfasO8Ui
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We used to squirt so well together,418Please respect copyright.PENANARhzJQX3v8U
Back then.418Please respect copyright.PENANAI6TAgf6YWW
We wanted to lay together, around the world,418Please respect copyright.PENANAHrfMb22STE
We wanted it all.418Please respect copyright.PENANAtxKFRqElQ2
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANAuEJTTm1iSr
We decided to lay too much.418Please respect copyright.PENANAaaNJQ4Breg
Together we kissed Keith.418Please respect copyright.PENANAgu5EQ1h4np
It was fluffy, so fluffy.418Please respect copyright.PENANAqfPiMcLy1z
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From that moment our relationship changed.418Please respect copyright.PENANACei4duAM9X
He grew so stinky.418Please respect copyright.PENANAP7ZBcv4HHu
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And then it happened:418Please respect copyright.PENANANyGrMLDY60
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Oh no! Oh no!418Please respect copyright.PENANAFHzDvvfK5T
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He bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANAMbU74ft7A5
Alas, Dracula!418Please respect copyright.PENANAstfsD8OVe6
My song subject bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Sxz1I0nz
It was cute, so cute.418Please respect copyright.PENANAB29GeXqVlY
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,418Please respect copyright.PENANAnBvDf4TpaT
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,418Please respect copyright.PENANAnnyaVoEXVp
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)418Please respect copyright.PENANARbVpdZS0mz
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But still, he is in my thoughts.418Please respect copyright.PENANAxww5UoMcvd
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANA7t7P8QN085
That plump Thursday lunchtime.418Please respect copyright.PENANAuGXft88fE8
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My trachea... ouch!418Please respect copyright.PENANArHhiEmu8sz
When I think of that popular song host,418Please respect copyright.PENANAxEGRFZFzTQ
That popular song host and me.418Please respect copyright.PENANAHuQDLMjHcl