「總之,先從名字開始,讓我們好好認識彼此吧。既然你不喜歡『泡泡餅乾人』這種稱呼,不如自己取個名怎麼樣?畢竟沒有名字會很難溝通。」東罌問。503Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9jZ9v7hJr
「但我只是支麻櫟樹魔杖──」503Please respect copyright.PENANAvG92zny35r
「哦,『麻櫟』嗎?也行,念起來挺順口的。你稱呼我東罌就行了。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA58vjPG2irI
「……」503Please respect copyright.PENANAjYRO5y3OEO
少女就這樣無視我的意願,逕自達成了協議。503Please respect copyright.PENANAKIV8wEOwiP
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這樣真的好嗎?我突然要開始以人類的姿態生活了?503Please respect copyright.PENANAgejLTqI9c6
正當我感到一陣混亂時,心跳卻突然因為東罌在此時露出的表情而漏了一拍。她直直地朝我望來,強烈的求知慾讓那雙眼睛盈滿純粹,彷彿能直接穿透我的內心、用那片湛藍勾住我的靈魂。503Please respect copyright.PENANAsQCPrvWMtp
「那就請多指教了,麻櫟。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAWqHAvbhMXo
我竟然對她的表情毫無抵抗能力。503Please respect copyright.PENANAyfVuYIACgN
「……好。」503Please respect copyright.PENANARgkS8kuS57
「很好!那就起來走走吧,把這裡收拾一下。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAgwkLQHte1F
聽到東罌這麼說,我立刻困惑地動了動指尖,又動了動腳趾。503Please respect copyright.PENANAaIOv3ENqZ4
「東罌,人類的身體要怎麼『走路』?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAsc52RbhWpA
「咦?」她先是一愣,隨後才發現我自從坐起來後,就一直維持著同樣的姿勢,沒有變換過。於是少女嘆了一口氣,喃喃說道:「看來在正式研究之前,還得先從『做人』開始教起呢……」503Please respect copyright.PENANAJdCXzU2nb4
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她無奈地朝我伸出了手。
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「──聽好了,你先抓住我的肩膀,聽見我的口令之後,將左腳往前抬。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAmEXDNP641q
「呃、呃?左?左腳是這隻?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAlPJDSYTGbO
「對,就是那邊,把你的腳抬起來……對,就是這樣。還有,別擅自移動你的手,如果摸到不該摸的地方,我可是會用魔杖捅穿你的身體哦。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAMW44DeTuWm
「嗚……人類的身體未免太不方便了吧!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAXJ3o6i8fMX
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我忍不住抱怨起來,伸手貼向她的肩膀。503Please respect copyright.PENANAQq8WGipX3g
沒想到肩膀的觸感比想像中柔軟,隆起的部位完全無法讓我穩穩扶住。503Please respect copyright.PENANAmXy1yaRasV
情急之下,我只好用指尖施力捏緊──503Please respect copyright.PENANA8xjKrv9UZP
砰!東罌用魔杖將我揍倒在地。503Please respect copyright.PENANAUcopMeRSoN
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「才剛警告完就來揉我的胸部,你是故意的嗎!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAPK05unjkjS
「對不起,我以為那裡是可以握住的部位!哇啊啊啊痛痛痛────」503Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5BvCSosxs
「你把我的身體當成拐杖還是扶手?」她的眼中隱隱燃起殺意,用魔杖戳刺我的腦門。503Please respect copyright.PENANAX1ZzvCoDmO
「好痛!對不起啦!我用爬的可以嗎?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAVNDZ09R63h
「怎麼可能啊,繼續走!不過再碰到我胸部你就死定了!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAlcSg3OndWs
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強烈的性命危機讓我終於成功控制自己的身體。503Please respect copyright.PENANAj84F3SVdpJ
儘管理論懂是懂了,然而實際做過之後才發現,理想與現實果然有著天壤之別。503Please respect copyright.PENANAmotEJmd3kp
回想以前自己還是一棵樹木時,都是透過樹根感受外界的;成為魔杖之後,一旦魔法師握著我,我就能接收到魔法師意識中想傳達的指令,即使是相當瑣碎的基礎知識,也會傳入我的意識之中。503Please respect copyright.PENANAaHTiXWFr8d
若不是因為這樣,我根本無法這麼順暢地跟東罌溝通。503Please respect copyright.PENANAspHdCHLrER
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「很好……你想做還是做得到嘛。」東罌擦去額上的汗水瞪著我。503Please respect copyright.PENANAZFe0UBlU3o
「擁有肉體的感覺真的好怪……我還是想回到魔杖裡……啊!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAVTtuZkZtVP
我赫然閃過不妙的預感,連忙伸手在褲子口袋掏摸,出現了半截魔杖──等等,半截?503Please respect copyright.PENANAawON5gea2m
「──啊!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAzuq29ott8H
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我和東罌同時叫出聲來。503Please respect copyright.PENANAHLNgz2Cswo
因為魔杖斷掉……不對,是「我」斷掉了啊啊啊啊!