入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAonNeiJMQ
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1o6LKRjS3
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44YJM7rXZ9
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFvzz1aZ6y
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZaZAOFFZn
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf7Z7YPEyp
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQkJaGwxzP
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgtsGW4Zsx
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkfhT0lX1p
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oHRvTesm7
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1JVObuLQq
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkQJF7ZdJr
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwP0iZ3Hkf
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2iA9PwMQD
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwMyzM2q7G
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM51lbO2hM
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHi3G0LLrb
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlguyUUxJz
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi94d5xz0D
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3hyviUehW
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1FikHw8DG
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXINO8gkNE
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qOhXRnIFd
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLTHhGJkYW
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpFJgyT2kJ
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWlMDrng7O
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w3ouFUZYS
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrLdOlmozw
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0fWuZ4zHA
仆街！絞肚痛！289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOPYDIi93P
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUAWQYz0bS
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgGwCDajJV
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1ui3a7vOP
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7HIA2jCk3
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSiBbRHPbO
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoxXCRhOmQ
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TXOcqNA3b
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubyTv8dVPD
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrANyeLqFk
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiz5SLHkDq
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWvKu92RYs
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcHrrEu5wP
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC30XkBG26
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPimjfxkuN
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfCiwxzgAu
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJoY7UJAzf
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4dYVYJYHI
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfvJr9yNJW
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsvXTXj7mi
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhATPASnWYK
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCJfe67eWF
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEn0gX7PdH
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzU8Hly3f0
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNIeSrcEke
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElP5sXvC1q
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5U2kXFpRX
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6Xa9Mplyb
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwSnNN7QyZ
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRvA09rUZD
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc2j9dmpmd
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6eql9WcMr
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5YrwPl0ns
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjkU82Vnnm
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I6VRee4Wo
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJQnCvCDK5
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jND3uVVJc
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDDNKb7ZQd
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRzPWEM58B
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj7TuSlXMZ
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17v2xgqdFZ
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0XmY4HnR
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEANwoqYyXA
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQqMmuQZo
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1kxOcuESA
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3QAg1GlIr
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiADGfJoXKf
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgZU4XwEai
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3ips2jqSX
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6SRFEEpni
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV3OEu6LPh
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrww5ZhVYU
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvJGwYgfTI
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq9Rwh8VHt
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LqKoafYIp
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB9utDGxlm
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rYsiFVtM4
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6etiHymRD5
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4g2dQstO9
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos8hGbyZcV
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6DErRREYN
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ82GKNmgM
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfk9enSrfW
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfcPNhhxfL
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM5SIjOfZd
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn6hDuaUJm
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVKXPw15L4
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEeLJZd76j
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGDiGp6LU9
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIZcugTlxU
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcovwELsmbT
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9OO7DELHv
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtcrj8KsbY
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsSkqeoQjO
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5FvMIAVXg
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPug2pbWpw
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqSxbPEOlz
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡratoDUIKrN
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFifiyyyloV
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh9EWo1c4d
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vq65dCgjB
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREWLtSt0wg
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
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