
上上集講到呀一同個女仔喺紅磡世界殯儀館「總站」落車睇路線牌先知道巴士係「地府專車」。420Please respect copyright.PENANAvNLb8M0YyJ
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呀一:「呀!仲未問你叫咩名㖭?我叫呀一。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAwfOWNhPFQO
女仔:「我叫Rachel呀。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAvlwX6SUtSM
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佢哋兩個落車之後向有「人」嘅方向行,而「司機」已經消失無蹤。Rachel好鍾意花,佢入咗間「花花花店」。事頭婆問佢哋點嚟。420Please respect copyright.PENANA6pEWsaV9EY
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Rachel簡單咁講述從維多利亞公園分站上咗詭異嘅106號巴士,到經過幾番轉接嚟到地府嘅所見所聞畀事頭婆聽。420Please respect copyright.PENANAVhhVjjfKam
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事頭婆:「佢死得咁慘,寂寞咪諗住搵吓人嚟陪佢囉。唉!」420Please respect copyright.PENANAZulHu5oikB
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Rachel:「啲後生又係嘅,戀愛大過天,自殺落嚟咪執煤炭屎囉。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAOigXeQDS2E
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事頭婆:「咁佢都幾受大挫折嘅。本身釣到金龜喎。黃志安咁紅,鬼知同隻臭雞許心穎偷食喎。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAD7d2IPxFr5
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Rachel:「你又知嘅?」420Please respect copyright.PENANABvkt2zjsjP
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事頭婆:「呢件爆事轟動全球,地府點會唔知喎。」420Please respect copyright.PENANA43sl2qGMqJ
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Rachel:「話時話。咁我哋而家點做?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAcnaByL3LvP
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事頭婆:「難得一場嚟到,送扎花比你去祭陳姓陰魂。之後對面殯儀館搵啲南磨佬做場法事啦」420Please respect copyright.PENANAwRVbL6CEvr
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佢哋兩個急急腳行入去殯儀館內。420Please respect copyright.PENANAHrx4EvbY1U
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呀一:「唔該!我想打場齋做法事。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAII1zVoUDue
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和尚:「人類?係咪姓陳嗰隻陰魂帶你哋嚟㗎?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAWQtToK0ZQf
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Rachel:「正是如此。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAmIrrrGDFJF
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法師:「嘩佢係咁帶人落嚟唔係辦法喎!」420Please respect copyright.PENANAqLBWaFtsY4
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呀一:「頂!咁即係好多嚟過呢度?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAgb9bHyygBy
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法師:「係呀!從上個禮拜開始,每日三次,每次兩個人。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAp3p7zCZBby
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Rachel:「一場法事幾錢?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAd0uRTNTOQ9
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法師:「你哋係正常人類,而且呢度係陰間。身為法師,我哋有責任安全地帶你哋離開地府,返回人間。換言之,我哋係中介。人間電視台都話咪俾錢中介,所以我哋唔會收你哋任何錢㗎。你哋而家去街口個間金拱門買個雙層巴士漢堡返嚟,死者食唔到個飽唔安樂。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAp3a1oeMPHd
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「 噹噹噹」法事開始420Please respect copyright.PENANA3ASPKQFKlT
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呀一同Rachel每人都要上注香,拜四角。420Please respect copyright.PENANAXBE2g5WtcN
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「 天靈靈,地靈靈」。南嘸佬喺度唸經「 婆你呀嚒彈彈波,你阿媽好大個囉」.......420Please respect copyright.PENANAWp8XIavMg3
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陳姓陰魂好鍾意食雙層巴士漢堡,為咗送陳姓陰魂歸西,呀一同埋Rachel兩個要餵女仔個鬼魂食紅豆沙,再燒多架巴士祭品比佢。420Please respect copyright.PENANAosHOINjzeb
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正所謂「乾坤一開,三七氣流一轉」,南嘸佬破地獄步伐如食生菜,而且設備齊全。其實問心講句吖,啲師傅嘅舞步仲勁過啲Kpop呀!某著名韓國男團?廢嘅。淨係吹嗩呐(啲打)咁醒神嘅BGM已經贏晒九條街啦!420Please respect copyright.PENANARnfIKbkvBR
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喺殯儀館瞓咗一晚,佢哋要送陳姓陰魂上山火化兼到黃埔墳場拜祭。你冇睇錯,我冇講錯,係火化啲靈魂。陰間嘅嘢我哋識枝香咩!420Please respect copyright.PENANAp5lCldr2dQ
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由於天氣太熱嘅關係,佢哋一班人決定使用陰間鐵路搭去黃埔站。廢語有云:420Please respect copyright.PENANAOxIni5yra9
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[古有陰間無人駕駛鐵路,今有垃圾有加冇減廢鐵]420Please respect copyright.PENANAs5EWsVCiwE
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戇戇哋嘅呀一無知得嚟又幾白痴,再食埋螺絲:420Please respect copyright.PENANAXiQNk9Igd9
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「 點解有地鐵嘅?一個人?一個鐘?收幾錢?」420Please respect copyright.PENANA1KeNAnSstc
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和尚師傅寸佢:「 問題兒童你有冇讀過幼稚園?三歲細路都識Google啦。冇用過陰間Google唔好話你嚟過陰間!」420Please respect copyright.PENANA9FwaZpSmdj
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「陰間鐵路」-陰間Google搜尋420Please respect copyright.PENANA4U4yMuFbpp
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「陰間鐵路早於N年建成,貫穿陰間地府城市網絡。與人間港鐵一樣設有11條鐵路綫及輕鐵以及接駁巴士服務。陰間鐵路並不是計劃而建設,而是一些人間自殺而死的陰魂需到地府進行懲罰-執煤炭屎。「牠們」勤力工作,令地洞打通成一條條管道,因此順道安裝信號系統以作鐵路運輸之用。由於系統屬於公共交通義務建設,而且地府長期有人間孝子賢孫捐贈金錢、所需物品等,地府財政盈餘充足,因此這是免費服務...」420Please respect copyright.PENANAITln8YNJno
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「黃埔,呢個係陰綠線嘅尾站,多謝乘搭陰間鐵路。」說時遲那時快,已經同黃埔say個hi。420Please respect copyright.PENANALrdScLhzeP
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(待續 To be continued)