1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkztFZj8VG
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漂流：又迷路了吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulF7rM1jNv
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipdWu0MFdF
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB414tOK0z
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfcn5lHgAq
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvtoXDndZY
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6HxVLVbIf
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7EI3Bvnra
御天：QAQ52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirYUqrJOuQ
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG19wnymLpw
左手&右手一齐点头。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rqfv38MxT
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum8tMuVSSa
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mLyafyidX
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kF00b4Bd1
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu41POZQDx
小雷：好~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kiIvKIlgQ
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTurloGCzD
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx7jVW40iY
御天：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCZ6VCGflq
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KK6gi9D3b
战无伤：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AWWIciViM
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqgHl4YHeZ
众人：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujqvqVJLhK
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYhUnRH4M
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSqf30Au0z
战无伤&御天：我也……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl8MXK9rB0
剑鬼笑而不语。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj8AHQCI4Z
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwXL4oQUT2
众人：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwfJQQYl0L
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcWjNzYMo3
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iW1TYffJg
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9xReuvDRa
众人：切~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqF1oEt2M0
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG3KUEQakA
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmQ8ZtGJbP
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjnS4ce5SV
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIDOX60GPj
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26MUH9ABAc
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ4d4vsHTT
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw47MSftvN
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh5kRFZoXC
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLe47kBL3V
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVki4Xfsup
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR5tcqp4JE
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMbZrxgeZF
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAkACfiAr8
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk27nbLZbb
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3、和漂流一起做任务。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrd9ukhv9j
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaeGosbUfD
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDXED1yTcp
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PK8FrWMGG
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUwjId443q
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHmuXHcC0D
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfhxDyjpU4
千里：嘿嘿。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IhAXxbT9h
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWzkTDyY4v
千里&剑鬼：好。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPAY13zuqq
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBHmRWmwbY
佑哥：包在我身上了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZRsKbN682
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49H3iQhh2z
御天：我，我。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzcfb4N7Uv
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPv00sVKo7
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm6NASJYEs
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIcJN8KZTT
御天：……QAQ52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DB4Mg4fri
公子：好了，那就出发吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS9dvezbPH
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9oQxqao6C
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREvPtPFDcK
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtZOu5iPZQ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mqCTj6Kd7
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUN9oEcgUT
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2vQFWyuxF
御天：……QAQ52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NOsx7Z9tl
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKYzTKLdxF
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYITlANdyj
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBTk1kAdkO
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB7lQvcJys
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PDMkT55ek
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKojrN7VpVl
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMdRu1dVQy
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqPunjvPxD
御天：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgA8g1RV5u
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZHy43D3Tl
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmKumeXB4G
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AHBZJVU8C
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJMCjiJQr9
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu4GPNfR6K
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTuaRY90xl
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrua24tydX
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JVukZZxhC
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhPSpScBCS
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tnBo6yVT7
（佣兵团频道内）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPde0FJCirB
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtexEwLOTm
众人：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6sDeofdOi
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiTyJJU7mY
千里：就是。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvovZn5MRs3
众人：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T2IJxyaOC
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ9m7RvjiS
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLcMeIAOkB
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kGqifTMxq
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUDv6uLCXA
御天：靠！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b64RrhyOo
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizi44pDFrf
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLjNCGi6T3
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmluRXukji4
剑鬼：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBXqdwGmTz
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJcoVqrNkW
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2As1zgPke
众人：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsLBvY56GJ
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBbUV8Y2k4
剑鬼：任务怎么接？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqlicOHZXM
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3r7lITKhF
战无伤：是指那个吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlhB542VRN
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbswBYfjo5
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKu2Yq79Li
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdHrU1dsvy
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOQ30tyzKx
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcph2vMXQoI
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKakZvF8wf
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NTn83NXw1
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3whtoGJVod
剑鬼：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccLpaZTaDF
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHwB7fSvQe
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnlYZBTr0j
战无伤：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1bSR5uGkI
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxcYVigTgP
佑哥：擦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVhE51IVmp
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrxGJUZtKl
佑哥：再去试试看呗。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiAMwFLOSy
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowUgpmzx0P
剑鬼：情人节任务……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyunzrtJRP
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVFZ0MbAZn
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQw8kVT0NV
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9limvHqE8
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe4XVibqbq
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t13WbQJcg
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKrqOoBiyk
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF0j83vjCE
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVE1rAKyAa
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wCZ7AlGV1
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXVxByjVeA
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSKfCuNuXg
佑哥&剑鬼：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq7jySgaSY
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RrZtVMNqC
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFDnqaAGTY
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBN6I1JPdG
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn8Of2BIs1
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa7ehTqHrP
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWAbvNA0JD
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUyDqqE4KE
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqNyyMn5ID
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrvoKxLJdu
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwSA85w2ao
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSatIizDiTB
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BD7jA3akF
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1AVvBdmBe
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDibj75j4vU
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnOiAUIi7a
公子：和千里做的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm1vo97Kle
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFK56Zx1Ry
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN4rpLIvAZ
战无伤：靠！无耻！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8Owidhk0n
（N个城外的某个角落）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOQ0Lk117L
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Bk3kCitJ
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5HcAD2wft
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIghIGyYG6N
御天：那就滚远点！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnWb93lrmS
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* 补充：52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgreAEFeZQ
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaaQmrEWS8
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtbkIM5Zhd
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHgrwqwdv8
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTHmqidQQ8
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJ4ZlZmGcF
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfUQlQ7a0J
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B1eeAGyLp
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCVntSfzBc
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotvt744Q9Q
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAFjJBzW84
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmrYz0dIJC
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAKZQktPXz
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACOC4TdoGL
佑哥：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3L5uNoVNv
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAlmOXviKi
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御天：QAQ52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2RDs15hIM
战无伤：怎么了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i9W98mDwH
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fLp8qQcC5
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD2fB4EOT7
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDBzLQEn9F
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslkOPaoVy7
御天：家里的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfCsYkgg3o
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr9w1awPMr
御天：对啊，我也不想的！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP024UdLFKF
战无伤：[蜡烛]52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJA5cDPWJH
（过了几天）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCYGKUu7g5
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI7Gb9S8Ot
战无伤：他又怎么你了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Dq0CvE1A
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy6tpKJqAc
战无伤：[蜡烛]52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxWqYtjBve
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWR1fRhnEf
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jMsm0ngOf
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Es4oHzF0T
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVCE05hOzI
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVFHL1Qj0n
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnpajGvWIJ
小雷：嗯嗯。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtgz8wl3JN
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlj4oFxGSN
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEnIA48hYP
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOIr14L9Aj
千里突然有了深深的危机感。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOczozROz7
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr72MYClPWg
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoFSjrnI8B
佑哥：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lCNlKfWEP
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiPEcD8bsN
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb336ykG6WW
佑哥：……这是啥？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICo2TEUlAA
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tgCc9izeF
佑哥：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUTcyUkn1M
众人突然有了深深的危机感。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIDzsKhvYX
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FREETALK52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50S4uh0LNi
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vki1zhplx
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPXTjOswMu
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQNN6fq12b
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49ykNxsEM6
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclYRb74bWJ
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhouSfE6x30
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCwOr0kd9S
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvMwoFdrRv
以上~52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqrSWUWDb3
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