Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe9KWTSHSX
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR058v8jPG
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56pQeSt334
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2HvXtbpy1
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToe6MrWPMm
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMDg0pJKEO
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06G6KhW0re
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LHXExzXww
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYfFM0wpbr
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAOWf03Ozo
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QoektWyzR
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp3Bo30o4f
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7fXrdYce6
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh5hc9wt80
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGdAlo9egk
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiKRGUSJ0S
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR93SqLxBAm
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ8sAunWre
“Bear meat.” 908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBInahvdfJc
“Alright~”908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIduAS4GLd
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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