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對於重遇媽咪阿花，我的感覺是溫暖的，畢竟有幾年我曾經真心待她為朋友。有人問，人的一生，可以視為「朋友」的，又有幾人？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgB8aio94F
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她雖然是一個仁K的媽咪，但由第一天開始，我便知道她不是一個普通「以依賴妓女維生」的平凡媽咪。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9PbO6Ra5h
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不過，今天在美國的重遇，她遙身一變成為鄭多燕的「老公」，而且變成一個超級土豪，這個改變未免太大。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjKr6fyg0j
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我仍記得許多年前，她仍以囡囡媽咪身份問我借過三千大洋(其時一百蚊港紙可兌現一百一十蚊毛澤東)，為了借錢，她曾經暗示過可以和我扑野兼送口爆，只是當時我非常豪氣拒絕了她。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t0CpPTk1L
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我這種人，在當然的深圳是實買實賣的。香港人嘛……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBJ2LtxcTb
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滄海桑田，阿花的變化未免太大，不過回頭又想，這種經驗對一個香港人來說亦算典型，曾經不少香港人都會遇過，從前窮過西、成日謀住你D錢的大陸親朋戚友不經不覺、唔知點撚解突然有錢過自己，而且反過來大鳩你、寸鳩你，背後叫你「窮西」或「港燦」，你問他錢從何來？他答你大陸今時不同往日，機會處處，香港則故步自封，被長毛梁國雄拉著後腿導到發展停滯云云……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqah4ngnAY1
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但，這是真相嗎？抑或無端端發達是現今強國的一般社會現象？我不知道，因為我讀得書小。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCimgY2w2XB
讀得書小的人最好不討論政治，反正連讀得書多的人對政治都說不清，更何況讀得書小？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxreh9rxFe
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LXt9qeWye
媽咪阿花邀我進入她的豪宅內，要描述我的心情的話，我只能夠說「屌你老母！駛唔駛咁西有錢呀？」總之，室內每一件傢俬都是高檔貨，或者，一個隨意放在茶几上、帶著些小藝術氣氛的擺設已經是我十年區經人工。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2qRX9m1hJ
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阿花叫我坐在大廳上等她，她帶了她的「老婆」鄭多燕小姐上了三樓的起居室。在等她期間，大宅裏的幾個女僕為我預備了一頓飯，他媽的！女僕都是來自克羅地亞和烏克蘭的年青金髮美女，她們除了做家務外，應該還有別的服務工作要做。至於由她們的手弄的食物當然不需再描述，都是一級的上等人飼料。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqMvwBcQBU
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是的，如果大家有留意的話，會發覺有錢人一般都比較健康和外表後生，情緒也很寬容和輕鬆，除了對生活的看法和窮撚相異之外，推根究底，是有錢人他們吃的東西和我們是不同的，他們食的東西叫「上等食材」，叫「有機」、叫「保証不來自中國」，一般人吃的叫「粗糧」或「黑心食品」，我可以肯定，有錢人長壽的秘缺亦源自於此。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27eseRAP85
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戇柒九九，我拿出電話上網，鍵入「Justin Bieber」，search，結果仍是一樣……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSZ2jK85Ww
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「沒有任何文件符合您的搜尋-」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rzWgjJ5qg
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我想，我仍身處於一個陌生的世界裏，才會發生這麼多荒謬的事情。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOEHb3ef91
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我打開那七十二吋，只有1 cm薄的超級電視，看了兩節NBA。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gr5LFdloT
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莫三小時後，阿花才施施然從起居室步下來，相信她和「老婆」之間的東西，已經四四六六拆掂鳥。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XENuivIFq
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這時候，她換了一身高級絲絨家居服，一雙修長美腿從長袍開叉的地方若隱若現，帶著從前她從風塵路上走過來的媚俗艷麗，如果我沒算錯的話，現在的她已年過四十，保持得這樣Fit，可能都是和錢財有關吧？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlkQda3i5y
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或者她實在太有錢，我總感覺她高高在上，宛如天神般高貴。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz1qB30zZ9
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或者她亦惦懷著從前的情義，已經把她自己大部份的高傲收歛起來。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpUoWj2ar5
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總而言之，和有錢人相處，感覺總是好一點。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowMv6YuZpM
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有這種感覺嗎？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtVICBpo93
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有的話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhry0xLh7Ol
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你‧906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q9sXhiIYn
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是‧906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWenq9AOQBg
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窮‧906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlnCABkQYD
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撚！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx42Pxo34HY
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阿花坐在我對面，一面倦容，我們彼此都在苦心找尋開場白。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVUZmstQrr
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煙抽了一枝又一枝，但仍沒有人說話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduNuVIjEiI
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還是我首先開口，我非常戇鳩地指著一個在壁櫃上的佛像問：「依個……佛像值幾錢？我……我想知道……」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh9yyCqm6B
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「One million and fifty thousand US dollar only……」她吐了一口煙圈，非常若無其事地答。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS1q6PoJ6m
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「Oh……Shit……Fuck！」我聳聳肩，做出一條窮撚應有的反應。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z17jaYAjl
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fyC3sfvTM
「Yes, Fuck！」她繼續說：「你Fuck過XX？(半鹹半淡白話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrey08zaT9
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我點點頭。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzoqAhAbAJ
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「How many times？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7RbsIXDYj
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「四劑。一晚四劑。我有用condom！」我舉起四隻手指答。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAbqpWONnD
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阿花塊面頓時黑過墨盒，由此可知，她的確愛著鄭多燕，亦真的視鄭多燕為「老婆」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACxOjo2kMP
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相信沒有人知道自己老婆被其他男人用condom fuck了四劑而不黑面，儘管她是個女人也好。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7UW59i6NI
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她用了約十分鐘平伏了激盪心情，說：「波叔，你知道XX是我老婆……但是，她的頭腦有點問題……她是有精神病的，我相信，她時常幻想很多無稽的東西，例如她常常說見到林正英來探她，又說周星馳和史提芬屎忽寶找她拍ET續集，又說過自己的尿紫色和有蟻……但是，這些一切一切我都可以忍，她最大煲的，是她跟了我三年，到現在為止，對婚姻也不太忠誠，You know？(半鹹半淡白話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkTh4fEDhM
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我點點頭。我知道我Fuck過她老婆，她戴了我送贈的一頂綠帽。大綠帽。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOcdnN9Iuc
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「小紅好嗎？(半鹹半淡白話)」阿花想轉個話題。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RHV2Sokre
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我答：「我地好快會結婚。」這樣回覆，事實上我是相當敷衍，對於能否再見小紅，我並不確定。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTeMoeJwg0
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結婚？目前有這樣的說法，是痴撚線。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFragVbzSb
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又是一輪沉默，其實我想走鳥。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xfbjhp3TU
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阿花突然開始和我深入對話。「你一定相當好奇點解我變了這樣有水……我可以講給你知……Sorry！You know……In US，我很……小講白話……(半鹹半淡白話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaF6GYPpL8
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「你可以說普通話，香港人懂的。(普通話)」我答。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTptndIYNv
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阿花微笑道：「這樣也好，說普通話就成了，白話就不是什麼好東西，中國人應該說普通話嘛……(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbfSLfBhcO
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我照舊心中回答十次：屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！屌你老母臭西！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwT1X9Kll3
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阿花如莎郎史東一樣，翹起了她一雙長腳，說：「波叔你從前對我很好，我記得你借過錢給我，你的確不錯，我們是朋友來的。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0fezWHadp
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她繼續說：「那年我離開深圳，因為我欠了人家的錢，賭錢輸的，還不了性命不保，我不得不走，所以我來不及和你們道別。後來我回到家鄉，不幸地，債主沒有放過我，我沒錢還，他們把我的父母和弟弟也埋了在後山，事情弄大了，我只有跑得更遠避債。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1rPMoJSi6
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「他們殺了人，你沒有報公安嗎？(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9XkDleg0Z
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阿花左手按摩著她那大小得宜、溫軟香滑的小腿肌肉，以比冰更冷語氣說：「操媽的公安？埋了我家人的就是當地公安！(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5V9nwzsiS
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點指兵兵，點指柒柒……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqzyZ7NySh
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我無言。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW82zKkOWWP
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這些事情，每天都發生，你要感覺奇怪是你的問題，其實一點都不奇怪，香港人只是小見多怪。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lbl7Uo9f9
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我深吸一下，問：「之後發生了什麼事情？(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHelaXwKUT
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阿花說：「我要走遠一點，最後到了蒙古的呼回號特市，真的遠啊！追債的人追不到啊……可是在那裏我無依無靠，只得重操故業。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqApluj60b
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「做媽咪？(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DnKHZtnAf
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「不，沒門子啊！手上也沒有小姐，做什麼媽咪？我做按摩，幫男人打手槍，玩睪丸，撩肛門，一次五十元。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHFgqyPjdT
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「嗯，很便宜。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA90JHKuE78
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「也不錯，我手勢好，一天可以替六、七十個男人打手槍，你算算，一個男人五十，和公司拆賬一半，我有二十五，一天六十人，就有一千五百塊，一個月就有四萬五千塊，那年，倒真賺了不少……熟能生巧，做得多，男人那話兒真給我上上下下套弄得出神入化，有時候我一天可打百下手槍，打得手都麻了，我感覺自己天生就是一個替別人打手槍的高手啊。(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A12AImveM
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「但打飛機……不！打手槍發不了達，你還有什麼遭遇(普通話)？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaLXfByZQL
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「哈，我還有殺著嘛，用手打手槍個個女人都會，但用腳----在呼回號特就只有我一家獨家專營！(普通話)」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA12Js86Hy8
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阿花自豪地在我面前抬起了她那修長勻稱的右腳，一陣奇香撲鼻而來。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP2fHNJKrR
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好一對靚腳！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQDcRMXFkU
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女人用腳打飛機在日本AV和歐美四仔中也不是什麼奇聞，但換個比較落後和偏遠的地方，竟然是一門發達的大生意？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUIGl2JJL9
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強國就是一處這樣的好地方！
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然後按「加至主畫面」