七月十五日 星期五 二零二二 雨91Please respect copyright.PENANAtRFzlEgOvR
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同事C在街市看到漂亮的草莓,買了回來吃了一粒,奇酸無比。她放在茶水間讓人隨便吃,眾人吃都酸到面容扭曲,說不敢再挑機。XD91Please respect copyright.PENANA6CqTzAr0lG
我記起之前客人送了一樽Rosewood的高級櫻桃果醬來但無人問津,我把草莓點櫻桃醬,吃下去。酸草莓變甜好好吃,我吃了五粒,再叫同事這樣吃。91Please respect copyright.PENANAuwBjfQSG2B
我告訴男友這件事,他馬上傳張圖來,上面計算了一粒草莓加果醬幾多卡路里。91Please respect copyright.PENANAGmpUbdWh4Q
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我:我食幾粒啫XD91Please respect copyright.PENANA3VUyrMwjmn
男友:一粒136卡,幾粒已經500卡91Please respect copyright.PENANAVGyJ3jTIam
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男友:我哥說你衣著好像大嬸91Please respect copyright.PENANANCrbcPPiFq
我:是嗎?那他有沒有問你為什麼跟大嬸一起啊?XD91Please respect copyright.PENANAMvkfbsknsT
男友:衣著問題啫91Please respect copyright.PENANAmhaK0g8BMZ
晚上協力,我特地在團頻說:大嬸找協力:)91Please respect copyright.PENANAWLLUOmzfBz
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昨天我特地搞個大嬸造型上班,穿花裙,用鯊魚夾把頭髮捲起。91Please respect copyright.PENANAoOVsKPVe31
老闆:你這樣捲起頭髮好可愛91Please respect copyright.PENANAvm96G2Os8o
我:不是像大嬸嗎XD91Please respect copyright.PENANA03sHiNid7K
男友:都叫你穿淨色就沒那麼像大嬸91Please respect copyright.PENANAhTw8yutLEs
我:由於你不喜歡我穿花裙,我跟你見面已經沒穿花裙啦91Please respect copyright.PENANADBWGxP26O5
男友:你的貓衣服太花俏91Please respect copyright.PENANArmljVfbyyj
我:即使像大嬸,我還是要穿貓衣服,你想要年輕的可以去找小蘿莉91Please respect copyright.PENANAvIQdpighZ2
男友:-.-"91Please respect copyright.PENANAYWF0n6uOdq