我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA2orFW0oJHJ
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAti1zMlzX2W
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAAh3O6lcNvM
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAyWBjC6Qg40
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAv8OLVQA3Bi
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgAcvI2vZz6
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAVvOuWMX2cu
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAlc5qf5BvVE
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAKZkJG2z2cY
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」301Please respect copyright.PENANABlCttPMygQ
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAASxqWWMAYt
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老闆:「我會喎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAK9ZwFzHBUj
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA5h0UKh8H21
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAQkVdc6j1r2
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAH3TA7jWb1a
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA5mA9gdXewM
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」301Please respect copyright.PENANArSuq88PRio
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA8aAPJU7emq
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAEqvCI49BQb
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAhUtW45Efeb
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAkyZknC4HvO
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAx7b5MBfvv1
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAWC4nbrvqjL
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANALARxJJUSHY
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZAKE3oGBG
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAN5KRLJCDJK
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAJVJf6gRo2z
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAUW0tyhNCyL
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAHZrrwoQPPZ
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAbzaTuxq4z4
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAULYnGglS3i
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA8AkqZsISpc
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAmQD6turedZ
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」301Please respect copyright.PENANA3QAAUT4ceU
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAl49h08SVi4
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAMqaOLo74Eu
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA4RtpoXmahz
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAH1eEZTukdU
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAntbdahs7cI
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAuPxtzCXj9Q
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAJaLqJms7i0
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1A25MCLo9T
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAGbDTENucJg
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAzF659RMjtk
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAKh2gQ5sRpd
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAhLU46aqO2K
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAtDM8tcD78a
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAm3b53cb6Uq
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我:「係靈活。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAw1M2Qwgs9B
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」301Please respect copyright.PENANABb4HG7qunp
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA0i6a4ZOOpp
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAxfJbIexBhw
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」301Please respect copyright.PENANABmnfhZ6qgO
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAlLnI1CQcsq
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAxdEXPLTIvq
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANADvqVnPiz13
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAIiMqhULRnN
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAY5IDeIAixD
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAIWqQsY2EYP
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA7A3Oke68VS
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAR2D14gkEj3
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA5HyhAih85s
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」301Please respect copyright.PENANApUsvqSgU7M
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAslfreH9yOM
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」301Please respect copyright.PENANALtrweIvF8w
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAtyKFephGVT
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAT0J6UnWQou
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAEmknCSYRmo
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAec3n5Ck5uO
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA593vFWZdi8
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楚翹:「流~德華。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAEVwB6Z03ta
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAAKuZyWcFzy
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAukujl6P6ot
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ZxUsuUMu
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA6DZGBS4VQD
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgkRelE7F2V
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAhPxQF6vxz9
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1hbvNuDdX6
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAdxviep3PZH
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1n9jAKLyuj
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我:「牛津囉!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAwTlbJskgCC
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAiufd7TnZrc
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAAMa6oxvnq2
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAaZPcr5NF5A
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAveO7DBgmVn
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAnqcLwnEwA9
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAFjNWfvlLWW
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAhGIQVyUiqc
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA3RxPTe3kyM
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