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我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁

篇 #32
第三集5
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張飛笑道:「不用擔心,她的衣服已經穿好了。諸葛老弟,幾年不見,你好像變了不少。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3WzNI89UE6
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我懂他的意思,如果是諸葛亮這時候大概已經上去性騷擾了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgGeTEffIs3
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我這才放下手,轉回正面,虛應:「人都是會變的。像你也變了不少,一下子都認不出來了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxWqbgm1FYI
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張飛笑了下:「哈哈哈,你那個是腦袋摔到了吧。不過我這幾年也遇上不少事,倒不是不能理解。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA750M3SGy1h
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我:「先別說這些了,給我介紹一下吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAz2h7bgEfv0
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張飛點點頭,看著那女子:「鏡兒,人終於到你面前了,還等什麼?」47Please respect copyright.PENANACWtKq8cPlA
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女子面對我,一個鞠躬,開口:「諸葛先生,我是鏡兒啊,真的是好久不見了。我現在高七尺、重八十斤……對了,那時候還小忘了跟你說,我的生辰八字是初平二年生,生辰辛末、辛丑、壬午、壬寅。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAoPUGrzhqjc
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不要每一集都讓我說一次。47Please respect copyright.PENANAFrpKvVFrXa
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這是種冗長、不簡略、沒有重點、根本騙字數的自我介紹,就算妳偷偷改成文言文也不會比較好,還介紹到生辰八字根本搞笑,以為自己來提親的?47Please respect copyright.PENANA7JCypoIMAC
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鏡兒:「我一直在等您呢。請您算一算,我們的八字合嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA8tgLzKzFCN
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八字。47Please respect copyright.PENANAiKKG2FrzQf
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合嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAnmgKA0sJJe
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話說、我記得、好像是說,古代女子的命字和八字都是秘密,只有提親的時候才會用到。47Please respect copyright.PENANAK6Y7AKVzUU
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所以真的是來提親的?47Please respect copyright.PENANAK5IMDW48An
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我試探地問:「怎麼這麼問?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuVokmnB0cf
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鏡兒正要開口,張飛卻搶著道:「我說諸葛老弟,貴人多忘事啊。你說小孩子長得快,再見面要記得帶上她給你認識,怎麼,難道你忘了?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAWJK3zOvQeP
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認識一下無所謂,但你就叫她在我面前脫光光驗明正身就不好了吧?男未婚女未嫁的,你這樣搞會讓她的身價變低知道嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANApg2evaM9ec
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以上那些我無所謂,真的。47Please respect copyright.PENANAyDg0c1IV04
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但你知道我老婆在旁邊嗎?你知道她是個超級醋罈子嗎?你知道她會把人打成豬頭嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAWExdLSdv6b
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我知道你真的不知道,好吧不怪你。47Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z2QhyrYp9
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我:「真是抱歉,我已經成婚了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA1770LL905C
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張飛愣住,鏡兒也愣住。47Please respect copyright.PENANATbP6SSnaZU
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這個。47Please respect copyright.PENANAUquccMvFqw
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我說了什麼不得體的話嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANA5ALicpQqOL
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張飛聳聳肩,嘆了口氣,勉強地笑了下:「也是,都過了這麼久,跟孩子的玩笑話怎麼能一直記住呢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAylvorp1rXQ
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到底是怎樣啦,一定要這樣拐彎抹角?說清楚好不好?47Please respect copyright.PENANATiql2TogYT
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我還來不及問,那名女子卻已經紅了眼眶。47Please respect copyright.PENANAd6KbUpHphI
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不是吧?我剛剛好像聽到「孩子」?不會是已經生了孩子要我負責吧?不可以這樣諸葛亮享受過程卻要我沒事就帶著一個拖油瓶吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANABTuEcXg55E
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算了。47Please respect copyright.PENANATSvVaAJq5K
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我決定了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAYTgyjTzCrR
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我:「不瞞你們說,其實我真的是腦袋摔到了,而且還因此得了失憶症,所以很多事情都想不起來。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeEWaMr6ezK
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兩個人──三個人都用「以為自己是吃巧克力卻吃到人類排泄物」的表情看著我。47Please respect copyright.PENANAou1lc6SOo5
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我不管,就算死賴到底,我也絕對不幫諸葛亮照顧孩子。47Please respect copyright.PENANAa6TrY4I54n
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張飛先回過神:「這樣啊……真是世事多變。所以你還記得多少事情?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAGx9Q1Qwnyb
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我:「我的回憶大多斷斷續續而不是一段完整的,所以我也沒辦法完全說明清楚。不過你不需要擔心,現在的情況我很清楚,不會妨礙我辦正事。」47Please respect copyright.PENANASD8khxNUtk
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張飛沉吟了下,卻只是說:「所以你不記得鏡兒的事情了?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAToLkpg2EH6
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我:「我很抱歉。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATn4oKHJ3L2
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張飛:「但是……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAJrPLf7xkd8
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鏡兒這時開口:「沒關係的,一切都只是我一廂情願而已。唉,不能怪諸葛先生,只能怪我命苦。」47Please respect copyright.PENANACASaNPFSA5
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為什麼要搞得我好像是個負心漢的樣子?為什麼我什麼都沒做就要幫諸葛亮揹黑鍋?妳說說看為什尛啊!47Please respect copyright.PENANAFWyxxVuCTx
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我這時發現我竟然還有良心,而且良心竟然會受不了譴責,只好開口:「如果我真的做了什麼不該做的事,那我會盡量負責任的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANALJyQhxxg6B
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我只能盡量,從我本來就沒錢的口袋裡擠出一點贍養費之類的,至於娶妳是不可能的、就算當小妾也是不可能的,因為我會沒命。47Please respect copyright.PENANAY1Wlis6PER
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鏡兒搖搖頭:「不了,就當作什麼事都沒有發生吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANApO2YUpYMYn
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唉。47Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ0hX3Phgi
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我這個人就是吃軟不吃硬啊,尤其是面對女人的時候。47Please respect copyright.PENANAQjyNU0QXOg
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我看向張飛:「男子漢敢做敢當作,雖然我不記得了,還是請你將事情說給我聽吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA8HfDWboKeq
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張飛:「鏡兒,不管怎麼樣,我還是跟他說一下吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAXezKZ38iOj
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鏡兒沉默,點點頭。47Please respect copyright.PENANAMEoFa0BK3o
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張飛:「鏡兒是夏侯家的人,伯父便是曹操帳下的大將夏侯淵。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA7IRalyFs73
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原來是她!47Please respect copyright.PENANAGKwKBiY5eu
如果我沒記錯,張飛就是娶了個夏侯家的女人回家。而且根據記載,張飛的女兒嫁給劉禪,年紀應該跟劉禪差不多同歲,他們兩個現在有個孩子也是挺正常的,不奇怪。47Please respect copyright.PENANA3iezBy7YiA
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不過,還是很奇怪。47Please respect copyright.PENANAoLcViGI9oU
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你們兩個自己搞出來的孩子就不需要賴在我頭上了吧?我看起來有這麼好欺負?你們這對姦夫淫──咳,總之,你們自己生了孩子就給我自己養,不要想賴給我! 47Please respect copyright.PENANA1iVSyQyyWM
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