「今年偽妝大賽的報名表,你們已經收到了吧」零老師抱著一桶果凍問483Please respect copyright.PENANAghxyuuim9O
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不用想,那筒絕對不會是給我們的483Please respect copyright.PENANAyCAXR8gVSP
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「是,老師」我們整齊劃一的回答483Please respect copyright.PENANAZWzzvnY5MT
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「看你們要不要參加啦,今天收到上面的指示,不用逼你們參加,除了良里跟南子他們兩班,所以…應該不關我們的事…」老師心情好像絕好,可能是果凍的功勞483Please respect copyright.PENANApQOLz6bCId
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「嗯…,不過,我覺得還是要上一下基本偽裝,嗯…每個人都有自己適合的偽裝方式,為裝并不限於特定角色,個性,性質甚至也不限於人類!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAs8guoeP9Mm
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老師居然開始上理論課!?!?,如果他可以不要叫我們倒立然後雙腿上還要各榜綁五公斤的啞鈴,會更難得。483Please respect copyright.PENANA9ut1qXKiJA
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「其實,妖艷兩班的學生鮮少在大賽中得名,原因是因為他們只會自己所熟悉的美麗,英俊外表,但大賽第一關出題就是你要拋棄以往你的樣子,變成它所指定的樣子,有小孩,老人,這還是簡單的題目;有可能是動物,甚至植物,常有美美班的同學被動物和植物題目刷下來,還辯解什麼我是狐妖娘娘?植物仙子?傻眼!自以為精靈喔?狐狸就狐狸,榕樹就榕樹,改天叫你去監視人,你就變成植物仙子看看…,但南子跟良里也不會特別教啦,他們自己都不願意拋棄外表了…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAkvtxY6TK8q
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「啊,算了,講課好麻煩,還是喜歡實作…你們之後在偽裝課就會學到,所以我就不教了,這些你們自己要去領悟…啊今天我就直接出個作業吧,隨便你們要去問誰,材料金錢任意,可報公帳,明中午12點整我要看到你們的作業!!!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAXDJ1UsiFfY
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「作業題目是大衛雕像!!!!,沒有文化的自己去查嘿,採個人主觀評分…倒立掛啞鈴再30分鐘,之後不敬禮解散,掰~」483Please respect copyright.PENANAk4itJzWWxz
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「…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAy1rsEa8p6f
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「太棒了,今天2小時跟明早4小時,放假~~~~~」老師開心的抱著果凍跑走………
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日常提早下課的我,為了尋找 「大衛像」作業靈感,決定要去看一下我的好朋友們…他們的老師是多麼的用心教導!!!483Please respect copyright.PENANAQREXBr3Xpw
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先去離我們最近的苑雪那483Please respect copyright.PENANAkdCqdkB5EW
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「呱,呱」483Please respect copyright.PENANA6QDqoGbNfh
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「…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAx6GP3NCCDh
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「呱呱呱呱~呱」483Please respect copyright.PENANA71iqQZPhb6
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還未靠進他們教室就聽見令人懷疑到聲音,「你們在幹嘛?」我偷偷的在窗戶用只有我和我妹懂的暗示483Please respect copyright.PENANAnRIptHsYPr
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「呱呱呱呱…」我妹看著我,但沒有回答我的話而是詭異的呱呱中…是怎樣??全班集體中邪喔,呱呱呱?鴨子??喔喔喔我懂了,他們在學習暗語(殺手必備技能)!!!零導師有說以後會教我們暗語表現,他說認真學的話,最高精髓是用眼神表示!!可是他到現在都還沒教,不知道是忘記還是不想教了……唉看來還是苑雪的老師認真多了…靜老師發現我在外面瞄許久,叫我進去,483Please respect copyright.PENANARCXns5flhk
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「你老師下課了喔?」靜老師問483Please respect copyright.PENANAwfWPcpibC0
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「是的」我回答483Please respect copyright.PENANAnaqXhx3XIR
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「他剛剛教什麼?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAGhQHsjIlsV
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「講解易容變裝術,為了配合比賽…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAAM8vStyxuf
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「呵呵」靜老師似乎有點鄙視的哼了一下,對著就算我進來她們也持續練習呱呱叫的學生們「下課!!!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAIqFbTjD5qa
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呃…靜老師你也比我們老師多上一點點課而已,還不知道在做什麼,更搞得好像全班中邪。483Please respect copyright.PENANAC2Op8ZSUaP
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「你們班好早下課喔真好」等苑雪收東西的時間,她班上的一個女生對我說,嗯…她是誰,常見過但忘記名字了,其實我非常不會記人,除了我在乎或很有名的人,裘莉啊,艾維樂啊看我多在乎你們,苑雪就算了,不想記也很難。「哈哈哪裡好,我們老師是大家都知道的古怪」我打哈哈的想隨便帶過「哈哈,我覺得七大高手們都很怪」483Please respect copyright.PENANAjtfkARBRcY
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「嗯,對啊…」嗯對不起這位同學,我不太認識你,不知道跟你講什麼所以句點你,如果你感覺到了,可以趕快離開…483Please respect copyright.PENANArpXAtmTglW
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「哥,走吧」終於!苑雪好了,「喔,苑雪出來了,那我走囉」那位同學很尷尬說了,我用眼睛也看的出來苑雪要出來了但必須要緩解尷尬所以一定要說但其實很尷尬的話…(希望有人看的懂)483Please respect copyright.PENANA4fAnMKDGVO
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「你們功課是甚麼」回宿舍的路上,剛剛聽到我跟同學談話的苑雪好奇的問我483Please respect copyright.PENANAVU5E0UJCZc
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「…假扮大衛像」483Please respect copyright.PENANABo3Z3LKlcQ
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「…如果你拿高分的話,請不要認我是你妹」483Please respect copyright.PENANAp5bYNHTpzF
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「欸,ㄍ,你這是對藝術的一種歧視」483Please respect copyright.PENANAytuv86YRcy
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「不是,一想到是你,我就覺得噁心」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0bRGU24xP2
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「…」其實我自己想想也覺得怪怪的「…我超煩惱的,所以下課後才想去你們教室看看,看靜老師會不會教什麼…對啊,你們剛剛在在上什麼?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA8iePC5hGaE
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「配合偽裝比賽的課程,擬聲。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAwxoRbZ5f4s
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「哦~所以你們剛剛在模擬鴨子喔?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAFJQxQMqYjJ
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「不是,是青蛙」483Please respect copyright.PENANAMYT6k7dzfN
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「…喔」483Please respect copyright.PENANAE3gnoGM3wy